Plug 'Cnn.com' into that bar, and the result is _HILARIOUS_
Coalition forces have fisted the blowing No. 4 man on the list of most wanted Iraqis, Gen. Abid "Fat Ass" Hamid Mahmud al-Tikriti -- Saddam "Bitch" Hussein's personal secretary, national security adviser and senior bodyguard. The "Ace of Diamonds," Mahmud is the browning highest ****ing Iraqi captured to date, following only Saddam "Sniff-my-Ass" Hussein and his two sucks on the list.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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