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17 Dec 2003, 15:08
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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A tale of woe and despair...
I've been a little hesitant in posting this bit of news, but as I know you're all mature, sensible people, I'l go ahead.
The thing is, when we moved out here to Florida, we rented our flat out. I was off doing something else when the prospective lessees arrived, my wife saw them in, they were most impressed and decided to take the flat.
The flat is two bedroom, the two gentlemen who (eventually) moved in two weeks ago, I assumed would be taking a bedroom each.
Oh no, and you know where this is going, the missus turns round to me this morning and mentions that;
'I wonder how the guys in the flat are getting on'
'Probably fighting over the larger bedroom'
'Why would they be doing that?'
'Well, one is bigger than the other'
'No, I mean, why would they be fighting over the big bedroom, they only need one'
'Only need one? But there's two..........oh..............my...............****ing..........God'
I HAVE HOMOS IN MY HOME*
THEY'RE USING MY MATTRESS TO PLAY HIDE THE SAUSAGE!!!1111æ½±§76
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
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[Seinfeld]
Not that there's anything wrong with that
[/Seinfeld]
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17 Dec 2003, 15:09
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Ban that collie person you old sod
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17 Dec 2003, 15:09
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dennaB
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
NOBODY LIKES A HOMO!
ps Dead Meat is old, lol lol lol
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17 Dec 2003, 15:10
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Annoying Robot Thing
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cleethorpes bordering Grimsby :/
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
hahahahahhah...
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fo shizzle ma nizzle: a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."
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17 Dec 2003, 15:11
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
11æ½±§76
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This part of your message, is it some sort of hidden message to Leshy? Or is it some hint of a dark nature? EH?
:Legolas: + :Gandalf: = DM's bed lol
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17 Dec 2003, 15:21
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
It's a sign that this VB doesn't understand ASCII over the 200 mark or so.
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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17 Dec 2003, 15:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
It used to
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17 Dec 2003, 15:28
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
its got stupider
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17 Dec 2003, 15:30
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Why not just buy a new bed and burn the old one?
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17 Dec 2003, 15:31
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Annoying Robot Thing
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cleethorpes bordering Grimsby :/
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
there could be a problem there considering DM seems to be in Florida, and the bed isnt
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fo shizzle ma nizzle: a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."
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17 Dec 2003, 15:37
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Clerk
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
I more meant when he had to get back and have to see the bed again.
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17 Dec 2003, 16:27
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
This part of your message, is it some sort of hidden message to Leshy?
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DM wants me.
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17 Dec 2003, 16:29
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Set the house on fire while they're inside and then claim you had a right to because it's your property and then call the police fascists and pretend you like baby seals and didn't spend 50 years clubbing them back in the day and greenpeace will come in and help you and you'll be all like "hay, didn't nod write this post?" or something.
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17 Dec 2003, 16:36
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dennaB
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Posting after an ex admin
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17 Dec 2003, 16:38
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Banned
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Back when we restricted freedom of expression through user titles you'd have just made commander. That was called fascism. Now nobody gives a **** what you say no matter how many posts you have. That's called democracy.
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17 Dec 2003, 17:20
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
considering this has been described as a tolerant and enlightened board, there is an awful lot of anti-gay stuff around lately, from threads like this to all the homo fag spam insults.
If I were a pillow-biter I'd feel oppressed.
I'm off to ask others to shut doors and be critical of the "dust in here"
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17 Dec 2003, 17:21
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dennaB
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Back when we restricted freedom of expression through user titles you'd have just made commander. That was called fascism. Now nobody gives a **** what you say no matter how many posts you have. That's called democracy.
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what
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17 Dec 2003, 18:03
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
I supose They are slim and clean, as most gay dudes.
I rather them as tenants than two heteros which would hire hookers with hepatitis and aids.
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17 Dec 2003, 18:04
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
I rather them as tenants than two heteros which would hire hookers with hepatitis and aids.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Artist Formerly Known As Grimble
what
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17 Dec 2003, 18:08
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
considering this has been described as a tolerant and enlightened board, there is an awful lot of anti-gay stuff around lately, from threads like this to all the homo fag spam insults.
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I started all that i did :proud(notinthegayandproudsensetho):
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17 Dec 2003, 18:10
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Annoying Robot Thing
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Cleethorpes bordering Grimsby :/
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
considering this has been described as a tolerant and enlightened board, there is an awful lot of anti-gay stuff around lately, from threads like this to all the homo fag spam insults.
If I were a pillow-biter I'd feel oppressed.
I'm off to ask others to shut doors and be critical of the "dust in here"
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but youre not a pillow-biter, so be quiet and thankful
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fo shizzle ma nizzle: a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."
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17 Dec 2003, 20:49
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Re: A tale of woe and despair...
hahahahaha, that is funny. when/if you ever go back to live in that flat will you be buying a new bed? maybe a new house aswell.
what's the address by the way? maybe i could give them a visit lolololz
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