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20 Nov 2003, 06:32
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bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
I've had 2 pairs of jeans this week ruined by pens bursting in the pockets, what do i do?
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20 Nov 2003, 06:36
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
Buy a freaking bag you penniless hippy.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:40
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
Then it would burst in my bag
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20 Nov 2003, 06:46
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
It bursts in your pocket because your pocket is a confined space and you bang it off loads of things with no cushioning or protection and probably leave the top off and any other number of stupid actions. Putting it in your bag means that it's less likely to burst*.
That and bags are less expensive than jeans and don't get ruined when one pen bursts.
*Oh my god why did I explain that when you're clearly trolling.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:47
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
pocket protectors were invented for a reason you know.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:51
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
That and bags are less expensive than jeans and don't get ruined when one pen bursts.
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Id rather my pocket got ruined than all the books and notes I normally carry in my bag.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:52
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Id rather my pocket got ruined than all the books and notes I normally carry in my bag.
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Put it in a separate compartment.
PS Got through this conversation without having to mention the logical conclusion of buy a ****ing pencil case
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20 Nov 2003, 06:52
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
this is why people invented pencil cases.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:54
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
this is why people invented pencil cases.
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20 Nov 2003, 06:57
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
what the hell is that ?
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20 Nov 2003, 06:57
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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what the hell is that ?
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20 Nov 2003, 06:59
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
o..............k...............
paging a nodrog translator to thread 172361!
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20 Nov 2003, 07:01
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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It is 10 ascii art bees to symbolise the fact you were beaten with the pencil case remark do you see where I am coming from?
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20 Nov 2003, 07:01
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
thats terrible.
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20 Nov 2003, 07:34
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
I've had 2 pairs of jeans this week ruined by pens bursting in the pockets, what do i do?
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'pencil'
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20 Nov 2003, 12:53
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
pencil-pens > *
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20 Nov 2003, 12:56
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
stop wearing jeans
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20 Nov 2003, 15:28
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble
stop wearing jeans
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It's incredible how many different levels this works on. I applaud you grimble!
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20 Nov 2003, 15:41
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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thats terrible.
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I laughed, though.
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20 Nov 2003, 15:49
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
Actually the simplest answer would be to put the pens in your pocket nib downwards, and not upwards so the ink runs down the biro.
Trust me I discovered this miracle after many Bic explosions in the past
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20 Nov 2003, 15:52
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
become that guy who sticks it behind his ear
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20 Nov 2003, 15:54
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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become that guy who sticks it behind his ear
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That's where I put my cigarettes, cos I'm cool!
Actually it's where I used to put them, I don't smoke anymore.
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20 Nov 2003, 17:20
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
1. Buy good fountain pen.
2. Buy method of holding your items.
3. Profit.
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20 Nov 2003, 19:53
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
My roommate from past 2 years was named Bic. I'll be sure to tell him this the next time I see him.
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20 Nov 2003, 20:16
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
You can put your pens into a condom and then into your pocket. Condoms ment to be use as protection from pretty much "anything", right?
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20 Nov 2003, 20:27
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
wouldnt it be easier if the stains would to come off easily?
bic pens should have carbon based ink
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21 Nov 2003, 14:51
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
Post pix of pants please
bump for nod
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21 Nov 2003, 14:52
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble
Post pix of pants please
bump for nod
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Can I burst in your coat?
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21 Nov 2003, 14:52
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Re: bic stands for "Burst In Coat"
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Can I burst in your coat?
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My boyfriend wouldn't like that
can you be discreet about it?
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