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GD is elected to Government
Ok well I know this is a bit roleplaying etc but its more fun here. I was thinking if GD was a political party and for some bizare reason we got elected into government, who from GD would take what posts? Im going to list the positions of cabinet. Either fill them all in or just a few. Anyway a little bit of light hearted and ego boosting fun.
:EDIT: Removed a job lot just have a bit of fun
Prime Minister
Deputy Prime Minister
Chancellor of the Exchequer
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Secretary of State for Transport
Secretary of State for Defence
Secretary of State for Health
Secretary of State for Home Affairs
Secretary of State for Education and Skills
Minister without Portfolio
Chief Whip
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15 Dec 2005, 23:06
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Next goal wins!
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Which job involves least work with the most possibilities for abuse?
I'll have that one.
Oooh, how about "Minister without portfolio". That sounds like a piece of piss.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:08
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Guess Tomkat takes the seat in Secretary of State for Education and Skills
What's Chief Whip?
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15 Dec 2005, 23:08
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Chief Whip is the person in charge of making sure people vote accordingly
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15 Dec 2005, 23:11
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Anyone going for Chief Whip can expect 300 gags in relation to their sexual preferences.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:11
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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Chief Whip is the person in charge of making sure people vote accordingly
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15 Dec 2005, 23:14
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Ill take "Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs" as im clearly on a permanent jolly on an offshore island rolling with money which I can influence to bring extra trade to the UK*
*despite the fact it has almost no industry to bring to the UK.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:16
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Myself for either Prime Minister, Chancellor of the Exchequer (finance minister, right? or Minister of Defence.
I would rock as any of em really
Johnny as Foreign Minster! His slick tounge and drinking skills for the win!
T&F as Chief Whip simply becouse he have/is worked for little Satan (aka Blair) and therefor should have learned the tricks by now
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15 Dec 2005, 23:19
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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Originally Posted by pig
Ok well I know this is a bit roleplaying etc but its more fun here. I was thinking if GD was a political party and for some bizare reason we got elected into government, who from GD would take what posts? Im going to list the positions of cabinet. Either fill them all in or just a few. Anyway a little bit of light hearted and ego boosting fun.
:EDIT: Removed a job lot just have a bit of fun
Prime Minister JOHNNYBGOOD
Deputy Prime Minister DEAD MEAT
Chancellor of the Exchequer MARILYN MANSON (just to see what he would do if he had any money)
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs TEXAN (no explanation necessary)
Secretary of State for Transport SKIDDY (a scooter in every garage)
Secretary of State for Defence DACE (though I admit I thought it was Defiance when I first looked)
Secretary of State for Health DEEPFLOW (knows pharmacuticals)
Chief Whip T & F (but only when in full maid attire)
Secretary of State for Home Affairs WHOEVER IT WAS THAT WAS THINKING OF BUILDING THE SHED IN HIS BACKYARD
Secretary of State for Education and Skills YAHWE (all memos would begin "Yahwe Explains.........whatever")
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15 Dec 2005, 23:20
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I want the Lord Chancellorship, obviously.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:38
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I want deputy Prime minister despite the fact its now considered a gay persons job thanks to Little Britain.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:40
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I'll be leading the guerilla movement
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15 Dec 2005, 23:51
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Re: GD is elected to Government
SilverSmoke for Minister of Gorillas (hairless variety)
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16 Dec 2005, 00:23
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I would obviously get Education and SKILLZ!!!111
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16 Dec 2005, 01:08
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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I want deputy Prime minister despite the fact its now considered a gay persons job thanks to Little Britain.
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have i been misunderstanding that sketch, missed a whole series of sketches or are you just wrong?
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16 Dec 2005, 01:18
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Clearly 1-X needs a position
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16 Dec 2005, 01:21
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Irish as PM ???
are you made. hed change our flag to this and kill every 'dirty prod' on a great catholic crusade.
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16 Dec 2005, 01:23
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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Irish as PM ???
are you made. hed change our flag to this and kill every 'dirty prod' on a great catholic crusade.
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16 Dec 2005, 01:26
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Re: GD is elected to Government
worked for me, its just an irish flag i was dissapointed ;/
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16 Dec 2005, 01:28
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Re: GD is elected to Government
i hereby volunteer as Secretary of State for transport and deportation.
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16 Dec 2005, 01:31
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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worked for me, its just an irish flag i was dissapointed ;/
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16 Dec 2005, 01:32
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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worked for me, its just an irish flag i was dissapointed ;/
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Maybe it's all these usenet posts I'm downloading
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16 Dec 2005, 01:33
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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everyone feels this way when they see an irish flag
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I have a question for you, the rapper you know from stratford upon avon, I believe I know him and he goes to University of Kent. I was speaking to him yesterday actually...
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16 Dec 2005, 01:34
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Re: GD is elected to Government
If he does Law and his rap name is 'El Halfcast' (real name Tariq) then say Hi and tell him to give me a ring. Ive lost his number.
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16 Dec 2005, 01:36
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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If he does Law and his rap name is 'El Halfcast' (real name Tariq) then say Hi and tell him to give me a ring. Ive lost his number.
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I probably wont see him until next term. Everyone calls him El and he did win the rap contest, but I will mention it when I see him, btw where did we meet? Do we have to say an internet forum?
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16 Dec 2005, 01:39
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Re: GD is elected to Government
He used to play Planetarion too.
If he makes fun of it tell him you will tell everyone and spready his dirty secret to the world. hohoho
also say 'bean to the extreme' just to make sure this is the same guy. If it is he will understand
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16 Dec 2005, 01:40
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Re: GD is elected to Government
haha ok
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16 Dec 2005, 01:54
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Re: GD is elected to Government
WHERE IS THE MINISTRY OF CIRCUS FOLK, I ASK YOU
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16 Dec 2005, 01:56
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Re: GD is elected to Government
ideally i would be in charge of awarding contracts to bidders.
based on their 'merit'
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16 Dec 2005, 02:14
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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I would obviously get Education and SKILLZ!!!111
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No. I think not. Although perhaps a new post of Secretary of Hats?
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16 Dec 2005, 02:21
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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WHERE IS THE MINISTRY OF CIRCUS FOLK, I ASK YOU
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You mean the Ministry of Love for Small Boys?
aka the most contested department of GD.
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16 Dec 2005, 02:35
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Re: GD is elected to Government
JBG is too busy rampaging across the asiatic plains to be worrying about primeminister.
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16 Dec 2005, 04:30
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I'd be a backbencher because everybody hates me but they can't do anything about it
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16 Dec 2005, 05:22
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I'll be Minister of the Internet
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16 Dec 2005, 05:42
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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I'll be Minister of the Internet
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would you ban IE and make everyone use opera?
would you censor certain sites, what would you do, tell us your policies ;p
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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have i been misunderstanding that sketch, missed a whole series of sketches or are you just wrong?
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I reserve the right to be wrong.
Please somebody tell me Sebastian is:
1. Deputy Prime minister
2. Gay
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16 Dec 2005, 11:23
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Re: GD is elected to Government
It's fairly unlikely that Sebastian isn't gay.
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16 Dec 2005, 11:25
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Re: GD is elected to Government
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superpig #1
I reserve the right to be wrong.
Please somebody tell me Sebastian is:
1. Deputy Prime minister
2. Gay
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16 Dec 2005, 11:32
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Re: GD is elected to Government
qazok for home secretary (they're the one who's busy eroding basic freedoms under the cover of anti terrorism, right?)
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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I have no idea where you got 1 from.
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16 Dec 2005, 13:03
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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I reserve the right to be wrong.
Please somebody tell me Sebastian is:
1. Deputy Prime minister
2. Gay
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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ok. You've completely misunderstood the sketch then.
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No he hasn't :/
It's just he's an advisor, not Deputy Prime Minister. His job title doesn't really have anything to do with the sketch though.
The whole joke is that he's the prime minister's advisor, but is in love with him "secretly".
What did you think the joke was?
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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No. I think not. Although perhaps a new post of Secretary of Hats?
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Re: GD is elected to Government
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
No he hasn't :/
It's just he's an advisor, not Deputy Prime Minister. His job title doesn't really have anything to do with the sketch though.
The whole joke is that he's the prime minister's advisor, but is in love with him "secretly".
What did you think the joke was?
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16 Dec 2005, 13:52
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I volunteer for the Vice Department, failing that, the Genocide Department
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Re: GD is elected to Government
The Cabinet (Formed by the Rt Hon JonnyBGood)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service - JonnyBGood
Deputy Prime Minister and First Secretary of State - Kurashima
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Stew
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs - Dace
Secretary of State for the Home Department - Marilyn Manson (a new system of punishments would come into force)
Secretary of State for Transport - NEWSBOT3
Secretary of State for Health - Dante Hicks
Secretary of State for Education and Skills - Tomkat
Secretary of State for Scotland - Phang
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland - IncubusGod
Secretary of State for Wales - midge5
Secretary of State for Defence - skiddy
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - Deepflow
Secretary of State for Trade and Industry - G.K.Zhukov (a communist in the most capitalist job, what can go wrong?)
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport - T&F (film-maker extraordinairre)
Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury (Chief Whip) - JammyJim
Leader of the House of Commons, and Lord Privy Seal - 1-X
Secretary of State for Constitutional Affairs and Lord Chancellor - Lord 'Proteus' Denning
Secretary of State for International Development - dda
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions - Dead_Meat (because he's collecting his lolz)
Attorney General - Yahwe
Too much time on my hands? Just because I handed in my essay earlier? Nah....
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Re: GD is elected to Government
TheShadowMan needs to be MM's deputy as Minister for Police, in charge of implementing GD's new "knackers whackers at dawn" crackdown on crime.
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16 Dec 2005, 16:00
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I'm pretty sure I could do the Housing Minister's job (although it's all subsumed by the ODPM anyway).
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Re: GD is elected to Government
What about me?
I've got anger management issues apparently.
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Re: GD is elected to Government
I think I'd make a better Secretary of State for Education and Skills, because I'm actually interested in educating people.
Failing that, I suspect I'd be heading up the opposition.
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