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Unread 26 May 2003, 06:36   #1
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you know you're a canadian when...
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes!





ok so some (most) of you won't get these.. but i found them hilarious! :\
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Unread 26 May 2003, 06:41   #2
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3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"
Stop stealing things about being english!

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12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

Strange things to brag about.
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Unread 26 May 2003, 06:59   #3
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well i live in canada and i pronouce "z" "zed"
why pronouce it "zee", thats what "C" is there for
pronouncing two letters the same way kinda contradicts the point of having the alphabets
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Unread 26 May 2003, 07:17   #4
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well i live in canada and i pronouce "z" "zed"
why pronouce it "zee", thats what "C" is there for
pronouncing two letters the same way kinda contradicts the point of having the alphabets
/me shrugs
'C' = "See", not "Zee".
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I would have thought living in canada/having a canadian passport would be abetter way of knowing you're canadian
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well i live in canada and i pronouce "z" "zed"
why pronouce it "zee", thats what "C" is there for
pronouncing two letters the same way kinda contradicts the point of having the alphabets
/me shrugs
I always thought they pronounced it 'Zee' so it would rhyme with the alphabet song!
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I always thought they pronounced it 'Zee' so it would rhyme with the alphabet song!
no, it's simply because they can't speak properly.
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i want poutine ((((((( Chips in a gravy and cheesey sort of sauce am i right?

Sounds like id have a staple diet in canada.
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21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)
What's so hard about spelling Saskatchewan?
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Unread 26 May 2003, 15:43   #11
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well i live in canada and i pronouce "z" "zed"
why pronouce it "zee", thats what "C" is there for
pronouncing two letters the same way kinda contradicts the point of having the alphabets
/me shrugs
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

tis americans who pronounce it 'zee' isn't it?
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Unread 26 May 2003, 19:01   #12
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Re: Re: you know you're a canadian when...
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12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.

Strange things to brag about.
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17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.
I found this one funny, if it's true.
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12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
Jim Carrey is a genius
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12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
And Alanis Morisette, Avril Lavigne, Mike Myers, William Shatner, James Doohan, Dan Akroyd, Donald Sutherland, Eugene Levy, John Candy, Pamela Anderson, Natasha Henstridge, Neve Campbell, Kieffer Sutherland, Michael J Fox, Brendan Fraser, Michael Ironside, Carrie-Ann Moss and Keanu Reeves (All Canadian Matrix), Howie Mandel (we are very sorry), Leslie Nielsen, Matthew Perry, Paul Schaeffer,Christpher Plumber, Martin Short, Jason Priestly...

To name a few...
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26. Your basic diet is some crappy pasta with a weak, cheese-flavoured sauce that to anyone with more than three tastebuds, is about as appetising as having your food served with a side salad of ****roaches.
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i forgot to mention that i got this in an email so no i didn't make it up myself (i think most people here already know i'm not quite that witty :\)

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no, it's simply because they can't speak properly.

no its because were not lazy ****wits who have to shorten words because there too long for simple minded americans to deal with
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if the yanks are going to speak our language you'd have thought that they would have the common courtesy to actually speak it correctly instead of changing it around to suit themselves. i suppose that's what you get for 'independance'
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no its because we're not lazy ****wits who have to shorten words because they're too long for simple minded americans to deal with
you haven't disagreed with me, you have just justified my point.

oh I corrected your spelling and grammar for you.
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you haven't disagreed with me, you have just justified my point.

oh I corrected your spelling and grammar for you.
Add a capital N, a comma after 'no' and a full stop.
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Add a capital N, a comma after 'no' and a full stop.
Capital A on Americans too... I let people get away with these though out of kindness.
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you know you're canadian (or asian) when....

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(24 - Would probably be spelt more like &Atilde;h.)

Are all conditions capable of Canadialization, or only if all conditions have to be met? Or a certain percentage? Would I retain my original citizenship(s)?
just for that you can never be a canadian

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2/3 of them apply to me. What are the odds, eh?
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