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4 Feb 2003, 22:33
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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So today liek
at school I was sitting next to my m8 in English when he let one rip. It stank. Instead of excusing himself, his face drained in colour and his eyes watered. He followed through.
He had to be excused to empty his trousers. Twas funny.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:35
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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You profile says you were born on January 29, 1985.
I assume this person is around the same age as you.
Punch him.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:38
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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He is 17.
And he smells now.
I punched him hard.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:38
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rich Part of Denmark
Posts: 435
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No stab him, twice, in the face.
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Todd: Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:38
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: So today liek
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
at school I was sitting next to my m8 in English when he let one rip. It stank. Instead of excusing himself, his face drained in colour and his eyes watered. He followed through.
He had to be excused to empty his trousers. Twas funny.
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i want his mobile number so i can send him a text to the effect "Hows the Trousers , Jonny Fartpants?"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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4 Feb 2003, 22:40
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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his mob number: +447977130916
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:41
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
his mob number: +447977130916
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omg
mwehehe
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4 Feb 2003, 22:41
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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prank it lots plz
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:42
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Guest
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someone give me the link to a free sms site
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4 Feb 2003, 22:46
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:48
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∞+♪²
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Structural Integrity for Creator - since he'll probably make PA turn 3D.
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Note to self - Don't write Chinese letters with bold and italics... 猫
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4 Feb 2003, 22:51
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Guest
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yay
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4 Feb 2003, 22:52
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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He's scottish btw so send them in english
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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4 Feb 2003, 22:55
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Guest
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stupid sms sites. when will you realise I don't HAVE an mobile phone number..
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4 Feb 2003, 23:27
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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i cant believe he followed through :/
there goes his 'cool' rating
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