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15 Dec 2005, 10:14
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Banned from dying, wtf?
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15 Dec 2005, 10:25
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
as you can see, it is to grab media attention to hilight the government's stupid policies.
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15 Dec 2005, 10:43
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
1 word: cremation
solves all your cemetary problems
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15 Dec 2005, 12:01
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by Veedeejem!
1 word: cremation
solves all your cemetary problems
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Or just find another field....
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15 Dec 2005, 13:35
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I see you!
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
So, if you die, they'll put you in jail?
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15 Dec 2005, 13:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by Superpig #1
Or just find another field....
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Someone hasn't read the link.
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15 Dec 2005, 13:51
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by Nadar
So, if you die, they'll put you in jail?
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interesting new sentencing option:
"kill someone, and we'll lock you up for 20 years with a dead guy"
[edit]anyone heard what dace is up to lately?[/edit]
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Last edited by mist; 15 Dec 2005 at 13:58.
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15 Dec 2005, 14:55
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by mist
interesting new sentencing option:
"kill someone, and we'll lock you up for 20 years with a dead guy"
[edit]anyone heard what dace is up to lately?[/edit]
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"Blah blah blah DACE blah blah blah" is obivously the height of comedy now.
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15 Dec 2005, 15:18
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PA Team
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
"Blah blah blah DACE blah blah blah" is obivously the height of comedy now.
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It's much funnier when Dace says things like that
It must be illegal to make a law like that?
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15 Dec 2005, 15:43
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Someone hasn't read the link.
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I saw that bit after i posted and was too lazy to edit. I hoped nobody would notice, but i can never escape the sharp eyes of Basil.
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15 Dec 2005, 16:10
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I'm who you want me to be
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
Makes you wonder what the punishment/sentence would be for dying doesn't it?
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15 Dec 2005, 16:26
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Insomniac
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by hook
Makes you wonder what the punishment/sentence would be for dying doesn't it?
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reincarnation as a dung beetle
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15 Dec 2005, 17:17
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Registered User
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
better that than a young earth creationist.
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15 Dec 2005, 19:15
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by hook
Makes you wonder what the punishment/sentence would be for dying doesn't it?
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Ho Ho Ho. It must be Christmas
Seriously, they obviously aren't really making a law to ban people from dying. They're just trying to get the Government to lift protection laws on nearby land so they can bury people there. They're trying to raise awareness and force the Government's hand by making a stupid "potential law", so that we all talk about it like this, and then go and mob ...whichever country is doing it and demand they have an honourable place to bury their dead.
Or whatever.
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15 Dec 2005, 19:21
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
They should carry it a little further.
1. It is illegal to die.
2. Anyone attempting to die will not have that death recognized.
3. Anyone who thinks they are dead will be defined by the government as actually being alive.
4. Allow the undead to vote (many of them do in Illinois anyway).
5. Allow undead candidates.
6. Elect undead representatives to the legislature to represent that area.
7. Drag the undead to the legislature and prop them up in seats.
8. Undead representatives wouldn't be able to initiate new stupid legislation.
Win-Win.
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15 Dec 2005, 19:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by dda
Win-Win.
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And Roosevelt would be back in the White House!
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15 Dec 2005, 20:16
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by dda
They should carry it a little further.
5. Allow undead candidates.
6. Elect undead representatives to the legislature to represent that area.
7. Drag the undead to the legislature and prop them up in seats.
8. Undead representatives wouldn't be able to initiate new stupid legislation.
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These are already in place. Havent you watched any debates recently in the House of Representatives?
Theyve had corpses sitting in there since 1986.
Somehow a few of them even vote.
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15 Dec 2005, 20:28
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Evil inside
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
And Roosevelt would be back in the White House!
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Even a dead FDR is far better than todays mongchop and the warmongering right-wing loonies behind him.
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15 Dec 2005, 23:25
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Even a dead FDR is far better than todays mongchop and the warmongering right-wing loonies behind him.
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First use of mongchop I've seen in awhile. First used during the Roosevelt Administration I believe.
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16 Dec 2005, 15:16
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nomen est omen
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
We really should n`t be surprised by this. During medieval times in Europe, it was common for The Inquistion to put people on trial even though they were already dead and buried. Someone dies, and at some point in the future it is subsequently found they were in fact heretics. Their property and land that was shared out to the family reverted to the church (a nice little money earner); their body exhumed and put on trial (I can imagine the scene "How do you plead? Silence. "Well we`ll take that as guilty then") Then the condemed would be relaxed to the state authorities for burning at the stake. After all not even death can save you from the Inquistion.
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16 Dec 2005, 15:21
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Originally Posted by hook
Makes you wonder what the punishment/sentence would be for dying doesn't it?
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so is it last rites or last meal... Not sure on that one.
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