A test to see how many words in a song are edited out.

[Smudge]

In this experiement, I will paste the lyrics from Eamon - "**** It (I Don't Want You Back)"

Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
**** what I said it dont mean shit now
**** the presents might as well throw em out
**** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
**** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

**** what I said it dont mean shit now
**** the presents might as well throw em out
**** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
**** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

**** what I said it dont mean shit now
**** the presents might as well throw em out
**** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
**** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

**** what I said it dont mean shit now
**** the presents might as well throw em out
**** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
**** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

**** what I said it dont mean shit now
**** the presents might as well throw em out
**** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
**** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

And for my next experiemet, I will use Eminem :gollum:

[KoeN]

************?

[Androme]

I counted 21.

Why not include a Tupac or Eminem song?

Wagh1 to all.

[Smudge]

Yes, Im bored

And no, Jesus does not love you Koen

[Smudge]

Heres another btw - Eminem - Kim, feat on his second album

How did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
Baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
SIT DOWN, BITCH, IF YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU..

Kim: OK!!
Eminem: (Kim screaming) Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see
what I?m about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
How could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
Kim: (crying)
Eminem: Oh, what's a matter Kim....am I too loud for you?? (Kim screaming)
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I?m like all right, you wanna throw me out, that's fine.
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look it Kim, Look at your husband now,(kim: NOOO) I said look at him!!!
He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk.
Kim: Why are you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the **** up!!!
Kim: You're drunk, You're never going to get away at this..
Eminem: You think I give a ****!
Come on..we're going? for a ride bitch,(Kim: NOOOO) sit up front.
Kim: why can't we just leave Haley alone....what if she wakes up?
Eminem: We'll be right back......Well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

Chorus 2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

Eminem: You really ****ed me Kim,
You really did a number on me,
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18!
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ****ed up!!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: OH GOD MY BRAIN IS RACIN!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station......I HATE this song! Does
this look like a big joke?
Kim: NO......
Eminem: * There?s a 4 year old boy lyin? dead with a slit throat.....in your
living room.....HA HA........What you think I'm kiddin? you
(crying) You loved him didn't you?
Kim: NO
Eminem: BULLSHIT YOU BITCH DON'T ****ING LIE
TO ME.....(honk, honk)....What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of
me?......**** YOU ASSHOLE, YEAH BITE ME........KIM,KIIIM....why don't you
like
me?.....you think I?m ugly don't you.
Kim: IT?S NOT THAT
Eminem: no you think I?m ugly,
get the **** away from me, don't touch me.....I HATE YOU...I HATE YOU...I
SWEAR
TO GOD I HATE YOU....OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU .....HOW THE **** COULD YOU DO
THIS TO
ME (Kim: sorry) HOW THE **** COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

Chorus2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

Eminem: Come on get out.
Kim: I can't I'm scared.
Eminem: I said get out bitch!
Kim: Let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...I love
you...look we
can just take Haley and leave
Eminem: **** YOU!....YOU DID THIS TO US...YOU DID IT...IT'S YOUR FAULT.
Oh my god i'm crackin up , GET A GRIP MARSHALL!!!!
Hey member the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie.
That was funny wasn't it?
Kim: yes..
Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?!!
Kim: YES!!
Eminem: See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband had a
fight
One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidentally
gets his Adams apple sliced....And while this is goin? on...his son just
woke up, and he just walks in...She panics...and he gets his throat cut, So
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, So now it's double
homicide and suicide with no note, I should have known better when you
started to act weird, We could've.......HEY! where ya goin....get back
here!!! You can't run from me Kim....It's just us...Nobody else! You're only
makin? this harder on yourself
HA HA....GOTCHA!!!! (Kim screams)HHHAA.......GO AHEAD YELL
HERE ILL SCREAM WITCHA......AH SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...Now shut the **** up and get
what's comin to you......You were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....NOW BLEED BITCH BLEED....BLEED BITCH BLEED...BLEEEEEED!!!!

Chorus 2x
SO LONG..
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG..
I DON'T WANNA GO ON..
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

[Androme]

I counted 17 also - well a brief count.

[KoeN]

Blink 182 - Family Reunion

Shit, piss, ****, ****, cocksucker, mother****er, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, ****, ****, cocksucker, mother****er, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, ****, ****, cocksucker, mother****er, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, ****, ****, cocksucker, mother****er, tits, fart, terd, and twat
I ****ed your mom!

[Smudge]

As requested, a TuPac song - **** With Me

How long will they mourn me
Yeah! This for my nigga Kato
It's still on nigga
Thug Life, Thugs for life
Ha Ha yeah, how long will they mourn me
Yeah nigga
2Pac in this mutha****a

(Tupac)

All my homies drinking liquor
Tears in everybody's eyes
Niggas cried to mourn a homies homicide
But I can't cry
instead I'm just a shoulder
Damn, why they take another soldier
I load my clip before my eyes blurry, don't worry
I'll get them suckas back before your buried (shit)
Retaliate and pull a 187
do real niggas get to go to heaven ?
How long will they mourn me, bury me a mutha****in 'G'
Bitch don't wanna die
then don't **** with me
It's kinda hard to be optimistic
When your homies lying dead on the pavement twisted
Y'all don't hear me doe, I'm trying hard to make amends
But I'm losing all my mutha****in friends (damn)
They should've shot me when I was born
Now I'm trapped in the mutha****in' storm
How long will they mourn me ?

(Chorus)

I wish it would have been another
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Got them niggas all dead and shit)
How long will they mourn me
I wish it would have been another
(Nate Dogg)
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Gotta keep this shit goin' on, Yo Syke)

(Syke)

How long will they mourn me
Every mutha****in' day homie
You stayed down when tha other niggas didn't know me
From my heart to the trigga you my ****in' nigga
And things won't be the same without ya nigga
I remember kickin' back, you wanted to lack
And goin' half on a mutha****in' hundred sack
Smokin' blunt after blunt and steady drinkin'
Hung around so much, you knew what I was thinkin'
Tell me Lord, why you take big Kato ?
So confused not knowing which way to go
I'm goin crazy and runnin' out of ****in' time
I can't take it, I'm losin' my ****in' mind
So day after day
ride after ride
We'll hook up on the other side
Watch over your family and your newborn
Till we meet again homie
How long will they mourn me ?

(Chorus)

I wish it would have been another
(Yo Kato)
How long will they mourn me
(It's still on nigga)
How long will they mourn my brother
How long will they mourn me
I wish it would have been another
(Yeah)
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Rated R, Double Jeopardy, Mack 10)

(Rated R)

Damn a nigga tired of feeling sad
I'm tired of putting in work
I'm tired of cryin while watching my homies leave the earth
I know soon one day I'll be in the dirt
And my peoples'll be mournin'
When they get a call from the coroner
All niggas can say is that's ****ed up
And get tossed up
Reminiscing how we grew up (my nigga)
Rest and love to my nigga Kato
See you in the crossroads real soon
For now let me pour out some brew
I'll be always thinkin' of ya homie
Rest in peace
How long will they mourn me ?

()

Ya know life's a ****in' trip
And everybody gotta go
But why the **** it have to be my nigga Kato
Another nigga fell victim to the chrome
It's enough to make you crazy
It's ****in' with my dome
Ya only live once on this earth
A nigga had it bad, since the day of my mutah****in' birth
But niggas say they down and they always be my homie
But when a nigga gone
How long will ya mourn me ?

(Chorus)

Yeah!
I wish it would have been another
(Mack 10 in this mutha****a)
Yeah, how long will ya mourn me
How long will ya mourn my bother
(Thug Life boy, Nate blowin' that shit,
Nate Dogg do that shit nigga)
I wish it would have been another
Yeah! How long will ya mourn me
How long will ya mourn my brother
(This for my nigga Kato and all his kids)
How long will ya mourn me
I wish it would have been another
How long will ya mourn my brother

[Rids]

Why not use Tupacs 'Hit Em Up'

[Ragnarak]

Put your hands up
This is a stash up
Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up (x4)

Shake your ass up
Smoke grass up
and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up
Montell better pass me that bong
The night is short and I've been waitin' too long
To enter into another dimension
Pull the smoke into my lungs
and release the tension
By the way did I happen to mention
how stash operates
So start the dissection

1 2 Don't forget your crew now
3 4 Sit facin' the door
5 6 Never know when it hits
7 8 It's gonna be too late

Put your hands up
This is a stash up
Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up (x4)

Now I dont give a ****
Not a single ****
Not a single solitary ****
Cause I don't give a **** mother****er (x2)

Ring the alarm
And now the sound is dying
Ring the alarm
And now the stash is creeping

Psychological
Past diabolical
Encrypted in code biological
Rejected
Genetically defected
Or maybe just slightly misdirected

Murder by numbers
Straight undercover
Step into my cypher and you're six feet under
Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it
Locked up cause you know I was dealin’ it

Hydroponic
Super bionic
My HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic
Step to the back with your monkey ass
Better take cover cause we're ready to blast

back-up back-up back-up back-up

Now I don't give a ****
Not a single ****
Not a single solitary ****
Cause I don't give a **** mother****er (x7)

So basically it's that chorus time 9, which is 45 i believe..

[cressa]

N.W.A.
Straight Outta Compton (1988)
Straight Outta Compton

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

Verse One: Ice Cube

Straight outta Compton, crazy mother****er named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya **** with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk mother****ers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a mother****er like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the mother****in fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb mother****ers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't **** with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as ****
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ren

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad mother****er and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a ****, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a mother****er in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy mutha****er from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb mutha****er that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the mother****in villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Eazy-E

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous mother****er raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a ****, that's the problem
I see a mother****in cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the **** he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? **** her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever **** with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the mother****er, straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Damn that shit was dope!]

[Androme]

This thread deserves shit to the power of minus 90.

[LHC]

Get this thread off my forum and off my internet.

[Vaio]

Why do girly rappas think it's big and clever to swear ?

dumb ****ers they are

~Vaio~

[1-X]

maybe Derek & Clive can rescue it....

DEREK:
I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
CLIVE:
What, Tony Newley?
DEREK:
No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
I said, "What?" He said, "You ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah. And you replied, "You ****ing ****".
DEREK:
I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, .....
DEREK:
And then he said .....
CLIVE:
..... what'd he come back with?
DEREK:
He come back. He says-, he said, "You ****ing ****". I said, "You calling me ..... "
CLIVE:
You're joking! He said, "You ****ing ****"?
DEREK:
He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a ****, you ****ing c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You ****ing ****".
CLIVE:
I should hope so, "you ****ing ****".
DEREK:
I s-, I said, "You ****ing ****", I said, "You ****ing come here and call me a ****ing ****".
CLIVE:
I should say so.
DEREK:
I said, "You f-", I said, "You ****". I said, "You ****ing ****". I said, "Who you ****ing calling '****', ****?"
CLIVE:
Yeah, what did he say, ****?
DEREK:
He said, "You ****ing ****!"
CLIVE:
Well, you ****ing ****, who are you to say to him that he was a ****ing ****?
DEREK:
Well, what d'you fu-, what d'you ****ing think, mate, I ****ing de-, defending my ****ing self, weren't I?
CLIVE:
Well, no, he come up to you, call you "****", .....
DEREK:
Yeah!
CLIVE:
..... that's fair enough, what he said, "you ****ing ****", and you said back to him, "you ****ing ****ing ****".
DEREK:
I sa-, well, .....
CLIVE:
Well, what do you expect him to say back apart from, "You ****ing stupid ****ing ****!"
DEREK:
Well, I don't-, I don't expect nothing, do I?
CLIVE:
No.
DEREK:
But the f-, the **** come back with, "you ****ing ****", ****.
CLIVE:
Well, Christ, .....
DEREK:
I said, "You ****?" I said, "You calling me a ****ing **** .....
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
..... You ****ing-", I said, "You ****ing ****".
CLIVE:
Jesus Christ, yeah.
DEREK:
I said, "You-", I said, "You, you ****ing ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah, what-
DEREK:
I said, like that.
CLIVE:
You said it like that, did you, .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... to him, .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... or was he gone by then?
DEREK:
No, he ****ing hit me. Fu-
CLIVE:
Hit you, did he?
DEREK:
Yeah, ****ing ****.
CLIVE:
Killed you dead, did he?
DEREK:
Nah, he-, he ****ing hit me. I said, I said, .....
CLIVE:
Yeah, well, you can't blame him, can you?
DEREK:
I said, "You, you rotter".
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
And he-, he went off.
CLIVE:
Did he?
DEREK:
And he said, "You ****" again.
CLIVE:
Well, 't's the only way to deal with him, 'init?
DEREK:
Yeah, well, I-, I showed him, didn't I?
CLIVE:
Yeah, well, you had to, didn't you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs, Tottenham Hotspurs.
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".
DEREK:
Oh no .....
CLIVE:
And I thought, "Christ!"
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....
DEREK:
Provocative ****er.
CLIVE:
..... ****ing provocative.
DEREK:
Mmm.
CLIVE:
I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
..... right, for a starter, .....
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
..... 'ere, get in this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"
DEREK:
I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.
CLIVE:
Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his ****ing teeth in!
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "****ing hell! .....
DEREK:
I said, "This is ****ing too much", eh?
CLIVE:
..... Don't you ****ing 'Aaaghh' me!"
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
And I really kicked his ear in, you know.
DEREK:
Yeah, yeah.
CLIVE:
Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.
DEREK:
You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?
CLIVE:
Well, no, why should I be dictated to?
DEREK:
No, exactly, no.
CLIVE:
By some **** who says 'euuughh!'
DEREK:
Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!
CLIVE:
Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.
DEREK:
****ing ****, yeah, what a ****.
CLIVE:
What a ****, eh?

[Vaio]

tee hee

~Vaio~

[Smudge]

Lol