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Unread 16 Sep 2003, 11:01   #1
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Arrow ugly spiders
In my search for a Jumping spider that erm Jumped at me about 7 minutes ago (yes, jumped a tad as well, as i was not expecting the damn thing to do that. ) i came accross some UGLY spiders.

http://www.americanarachnology.org/H...y/ummidia.html
http://www.americanarachnology.org/H...neus_pima.html




well this one isn't too ugly. almost cute looking. like its smiling.

http://www.americanarachnology.org/H...olinensis.html


BTW, i have an agreement with spiders. they are allowed in my house as long the don't enter my personal space... though many break the agreement and die a quick and painless death. mmmmmm death.
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Unread 16 Sep 2003, 11:44   #2
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Unread 16 Sep 2003, 11:48   #3
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If you kill all the ones that you see, the only ones left will be the ones that don't see. They are coming for you in your sleep!
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If you kill all the ones that you see, the only ones left will be the ones that don't see. They are coming for you in your sleep!
They already do. On average a person will eat 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.

Yummy.
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They already do. On average a person will eat 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.

Yummy.

FROM NOW ON, I SLEEP FACE DOWN
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However when it comes to smaller spiders I discourage killing them based on the logic of natural selection. IE if I killed all the spiders I saw the only ones left would be the invincible spiders.
Yeah, I thought that too and stopped killing every spider I saw.
After about 2 months my room was being overrun by them. It even got to the stage that they were eating each other because there weren't enough insects to go around.

So now I'm back to my "If it has 8 legs kill it" policy.
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I usually leave them to eat the other insects.

Last night however I was forced to slice one up with a CD when it crawled into my bath towel, then insisted on repeatedly charging at my feet when I shook it onto the floor.

Silly thing.
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They already do. On average a person will eat 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime.
Last time somebody claimed that on here, it was 5 spiders. The time before that it was 3.

On each occasion there was a jolly old argument about where the information came from.

Anyway, the truth of it be here.
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Last time somebody claimed that on here, it was 5 spiders. The time before that it was 3.

On each occasion there was a jolly old argument about where the information came from.

Anyway, the truth of it be here.
Perhaps the fact that it is false is in fact the made-up fact. After all it is a fact that is being stated on the internet, and as this website suggests, these are generally false....
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Perhaps the fact that it is false is in fact the made-up fact. After all it is a fact that is being stated on the internet, and as this website suggests, these are generally false....
lol, good point

The two things spiders hate most (apart from de-legging ofc) are breezes and damp, so they're not very likely to sneak into your drool-filled snoring tube.
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the best(cruel) thing to do with spiders is find as many as u can, stick them all in a small box together

and

watch

(u may have to prod them with sticks 1st to get them angry)
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(u may have to prod them with sticks 1st to get them angry)
Spray them with a mister. OOOOOH they'll LIKE that.
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I hate spiders, but i hate insects more. And since i live in a country where all the spiders i see are small, i don't kill them, but let them take down the nasty insects instead.

They are soo tiny here. That's the best thing about norway, the small insects/spiders/bugs.
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Loves them in an invite them round for tea parties kind of way or loves them in a "mmmm..... how yummy" kind of way?
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