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7 May 2003, 20:55
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Microsoft: Invading a festival near you!
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7 May 2003, 20:58
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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The toilets too often get set on fire.
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7 May 2003, 21:03
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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That's just stupid, as people (like us) are gonna spend muuch longer time on the toilet.
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7 May 2003, 22:31
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
The toilets too often get set on fire.
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This man speaks the truth. 3 out 4 festivals in the last three years that I've been too, the toilets have been set on fire.
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7 May 2003, 23:07
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
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Quote:
Originally posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
This man speaks the truth. 3 out 4 festivals in the last three years that I've been too, the toilets have been set on fire.
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I blame northerners
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8 May 2003, 11:23
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
That's just stupid, as people (like us) are gonna spend muuch longer time on the toilet.
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more like we will never leave. I am sure Pizza Express or other quality fast food delivery service would be more than willing to deliver their wares to the portaloo on the high street.
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8 May 2003, 14:07
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
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At festivals, the key is to not to use the loo unless vital... have a crap at the start of the day in the freshly-cleaned toilets in the actual site, and avoid sitting (or even "hovering") in the campsite ones!
M.
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8 May 2003, 14:45
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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So now we'll be logging on while we're on, dropping a log....
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8 May 2003, 14:46
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Lunacy.
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8 May 2003, 14:53
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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would i be over reacting to raise the issue of hygiene? some **** with **** smeared hands having a wank over some porn, no i dont think i'll be touching that keyboard thankyou Mr Gates.
woner how many of these will return from the festivals in one piece...
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8 May 2003, 14:54
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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it wont happen, someone will point out that they get set on fire every year and the idea will get dropped
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8 May 2003, 14:56
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
it wont happen, someone will point out that they get set on fire every year and the idea will get dropped
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I suspect the only reason that they were brought up to begin with is because Microsoft designers have far too much time on their hands, have no actual life, and have no grasp of the real world.
Probably.
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8 May 2003, 16:53
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
So now we'll be logging on while we're on, dropping a log....
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Apparently some of the people on here do this anyway.
=[DJ Bass]=
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9 May 2003, 09:54
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
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mmmm plasma screen. I doubt these screens last 24 hours attached. What they going to do? Moniter it via cam? That would be a privacy lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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9 May 2003, 10:07
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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'How to increase the waiting line in front of festival portaloos', by Bill Gates.
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9 May 2003, 10:52
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I suspect the only reason that they were brought up to begin with is because Microsoft designers have far too much time on their hands, have no actual life, and have no grasp of the real world.
Probably.
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that sounds about right to me
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