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Unread 20 May 2003, 21:35   #1
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a human who rides a bicycle...

.. and to aviod getting hurt (because riding over 60 mph on two weels isnt concidered 'safe' is it?), he doesnt stop riding this dangerous thing, he instead invents the helmet to justify his right to drive it...

Anyone else who see the irony in this..
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Unread 20 May 2003, 21:38   #2
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it keeps him safe and allows him to remain using faster transport

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Unread 20 May 2003, 21:41   #4
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Makes you wonder why parachutists have helmets, or why 24 hour shops have locks on the doors.
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no it doesnt 24 hour stores have to shut sometimes
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Riding at 60mph on a bike would be illegal anyway.
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Riding at 60mph on a bike would be illegal anyway.
not if u do it on the moon
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also it is impossible to go 60mph on a bicycle
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no it doesnt 24 hour stores have to shut sometimes
Not a 24 hour shop then is it!
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well.. im was not sure how fast 60mph was, but a small research made me realise that was kinda silly, just imagine im meaning a motorcycle then :P

anyways...


...instead of stop flying planes, wich are like rolling dice with our lifes, theoretical speaking... we invented the parachute!!!

...instead of stop smoking we find up any excuses; that its good for our mental health and that "i enjoy it so much, i take much pleasure in it"

...instead of not going in a war to risk our lifes, we invent bigger guns, better tanks, and better helmets so we can more safely risk our lifes!

...instead of stop drinking alcohol, ****ing your girlfriends best friend, mocking an unknown person with a baseball bat ; we say we need it, and that life is a bore without the high!

...instead of driving a car slower we invent the belt and make the steel harder so we can justify our 'high' speed, and play with our fragile lifes on the roads..
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Exactly
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