I have a riddle for you

why 'does' half the World dislike the US?

[Nodrog]

It's the avatar of western civilisation

[pablissimo]

They're communists?

Terrorists?

Dame Edna?

[Zharkov]

they're jealous!

Originally posted by Zharkov
they're jealous!

About what?

Mc Donalds?
Fat Americans?
Oprah Winfrey?
President Bush?


- All of the above?

[Zharkov]

Originally posted by Saddam

- All of the above?

'our' freedoms!

Originally posted by Zharkov
'our' freedoms!

What freedom would that be?
The freedom to buy a gun at your local supermarket and shoot kids at school?

Oh yeah we're jealous about that.

[JammyJim]

its is a misconception that people are "jealous" of america.

[Zharkov]

Originally posted by Saddam
What freedom would that be?

i dont know.

im not even american :(

[Zharkov]

Originally posted by JammyJim
its is a misconception that people are "jealous" of america.

yes i know.

i was just being 'hi-larious!!!'

[Nodrog]

Originally posted by JammyJim
its is a misconception that people are "jealous" of america.

'cultural imperialism'

Originally posted by Nodrog
'cultural imperialism'

If they wanted our oil they could have just asked

[CamelToe]

Ohhh, this thread is sooo cool. Like, totally.

[Structural Integrity]

Originally posted by CamelToe
Ohhh, this thread is sooo cool. Like, totally.

I sense some bitterness here....

[Chrism]

Originally posted by pablissimo
Dame Edna?

Australian.

[Dante Hicks]

Originally posted by Nodrog
'cultural imperialism'

I think it's the actual imperialism which most object to.

[Snurx]

Where is Bush? He should answer this!

Originally posted by Snurx
Where is Bush? He should answer this!

His diapers had to be changed :/

[Snurx]

Originally posted by Saddam
His diapers had to be changed :/

Ah. He is quite messy, or so i heard..

Originally posted by Saddam
why 'does' half the World dislike the US?

That is an invalid question, as "half" of the world does NOT hate the United States.

Please place a link here to the definitive poll taken of every man, woman, and child in the world.

Until you can do that, I suggest you hunker down VERY deep somewhere. We'll still get you, but at least you might feel a false sense of security for a little while.

Here's a better question: "Why does Saddam Hussein have to run his country using terror and threats?"

Oh, and here's another one: "Why did almost 63,000 Iraqi troops surrender during the Desert Storm if they were so committed to such a wonderful and benevolent leader?"

Or, how about this one: "Why does Saddam Hussein murder members of his own family?"

And finally: "What kind of person builds numerous mosques and palaces dedicated to himself and holds fake elections where he and his cronies are the only people on the ballot?"

I think these questions have a much more valid and germane answer than the one you posed.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†

I think these questions have a much more valid and germane answer than the one you posed.

He was taking the piss..

Nice trolling, though!

[Nicole]

Originally posted by Saddam
What freedom would that be?
The freedom to buy a gun at your local supermarket and shoot kids at school?

Oh yeah we're jealous about that.

I'm jealous of your amazing skill of oversimplification and complete disregard for facts.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Saddam for mod!

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Saddam for mod!

What's the worst that can happen?

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
He was taking the piss..

Nice trolling, though!

As usual, you haven't a clue as to what a troll is.

Take a gander in a mirror, that ought to clear things up

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
As usual, you haven't a clue as to what a troll is.

Take a gander in a mirror, that ought to clear things up

I think by the most accepted definition, Discyboy was right.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
As usual, you haven't a clue as to what a troll is.

Take a gander in a mirror, that ought to clear things up

Troll
1) As a verb, the practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully-designed incorrect statements or similar "bait."

You layed out the bait, eg you are a Troll

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
Troll
1) As a verb, the practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully-designed incorrect statements or similar "bait."

You layed out the bait, eg you are a Troll

I take it back, he's wrong.

Witness was trolled, not a troll.

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I take it back, he's wrong.

Witness was trolled, not a troll.

Ah, he was trolled, but in response layed down bait for other users to rage on about.

He's a Trolled Troll =\

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
Ah, he was trolled, but in response layed down bait for other users to rage on about.

He's a Trolled Troll =\

Mmm recursivecakes

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I take it back, he's wrong.

Witness was trolled, not a troll.

Well, I see someone asking a blatantly biased and provoking question based on fallacy, and there are all kinds of BS remarks to it, yeah, I'm going to break-out the common sense.

I don't mind getting trolled. Unlike some people here, I can laugh at myself when necessary.

In some very famous words, "Let ye cast the first stone..."

Everyone gets trolled. I kind of liked it,...needed some neck-kinks worked-out.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
Well, I see someone asking a blatantly biased and provoking question based on fallacy, and there are all kinds of BS remarks to it, yeah, I'm going to break-out the common sense.

I don't mind getting trolled. Unlike some people here, I can laugh at myself when necessary.

In some very famous words, "Let ye cast the first stone..."

Everyone gets trolled. I kind of liked it,...needed some neck-kinks worked-out.

Trolling is fun

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Mmm recursivecakes

Just like grandma used to make them

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
Ah, he was trolled, but in response layed down bait for other users to rage on about.

He's a Trolled Troll =\

You are, of course, incorrect again. Every one of the questions I posed are all based in fact, and all have one very simple answer that so many, not the least the leaders of France and Germany, have decided to ignore,...Saddam Hussein is a nutjob.

Hows that?

I see spam is der riguer for the regulars here.

Amazing how so many can say so little so many times and think they are important for doing so.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
I see spam is der riguer for the regulars here.

Amazing how so many can say so little so many times and think they are important for doing so.

Troll

[lol]

I'm terribly sorry. I'm an a weird mood today

(I'm not a regular, though )

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
Troll

[lol]

I'm terribly sorry. I'm an a weird mood today

(I'm not a regular, though )

'Regular' gives the wrong impression. Someone who's never here is here 'regularly'. I'm here very irregularly for instance.

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
'Regular' gives the wrong impression. Someone who's never here is here 'regularly'. I'm here very irregularly for instance.

Try increasing your bran intake or a Fleets enema.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
Try increasing your bran intake or a Fleets enema.

Regular: Having a form, structure, or arrangement which follows, or is reducible to, some rule or principle; characterized by harmony or proper correspondence between the various parts or elements; symmetrical.

Eating steak once a week is regularly. Similarly, 2 times a week or once every 40 years.

Eating it 2 times a week, then once, then 5 times is irregular.

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
'Regular' gives the wrong impression. Someone who's never here is here 'regularly'. I'm here very irregularly for instance.

I initially opted for the excrement joke, but I see witness gnat used it =\

Tell me the truth, please, am I a regular?

Originally posted by Ðiscorporation
I initially opted for the excrement joke, but I see witness gnat used it =\

Tell me the truth, please, am I a regular?

Just a small request. Please call me Witness, or Wit or even jerkoff. The †GñA† is a squad tag, and it stands for Glory and Aspiration, the squad name.

There are no "t's" in the tag, so writing gnat just looks kind of silly and is really too easy a target for someone who is obviously very intelligent.:eek:

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
There are no "t's" in the tag, so writing gnat just looks kind of silly and is really too easy a target for someone who is obviously very intelligent.:eek:

Where's the ñ coming from?

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Where's the ñ coming from?

in place of "and" or the ampersand. Kind of "Glory n' Aspiration.

Not my idea - I had no say in the matter.

[Mirai]

But Witness Gnat sounds like a name a psychopath would choose, which makes it inherantly cool.

Originally posted by Mirai
But Witness Gnat sounds like a name a psychopath would choose, which makes it inherantly cool.

Somehow you worry me.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
That is an invalid question, as "half" of the world does NOT hate the United States.

Please place a link here to the definitive poll taken of every man, woman, and child in the world.

Until you can do that, I suggest you hunker down VERY deep somewhere. We'll still get you, but at least you might feel a false sense of security for a little while.

Here's a better question: "Why does Saddam Hussein have to run his country using terror and threats?"

Oh, and here's another one: "Why did almost 63,000 Iraqi troops surrender during the Desert Storm if they were so committed to such a wonderful and benevolent leader?"

Or, how about this one: "Why does Saddam Hussein murder members of his own family?"

And finally: "What kind of person builds numerous mosques and palaces dedicated to himself and holds fake elections where he and his cronies are the only people on the ballot?"

I think these questions have a much more valid and germane answer than the one you posed.

Hungry??




You Have Definetly Been Trolled

[Marilyn Manson]

This thread is absolute twaddle.

Originally posted by Wî†ne§§ †GñA†
Just a small request. Please call me Witness, or Wit or even jerkoff. The †GñA† is a squad tag, and it stands for Glory and Aspiration, the squad name.

There are no "t's" in the tag, so writing gnat just looks kind of silly and is really too easy a target for someone who is obviously very intelligent.:eek:

But I enjoy to call you witless gnat, though =/
(Granted thats mostly on the DF3 forums)


And I agree with Mirai. Witness Gnat sounds cooler.

Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
This thread is absolute twaddle.

Thank you for you contribution to our poo-poo thread

Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
This thread is absolute twaddle.

And you just contributed even more to it YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111