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Unread 6 Dec 2008, 14:30   #1
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Word of advice

Guys...

If you're going to bring girls back to your house/flat/appartment/room - make damned sure that you dont have any ex-girlfriend's underwear under your bed.

Trust me, when your date is looking for her socks in the morning and comes across a lacey red bra that clearly doesn't belong to her... chances are she'll storm out and not talk to you again.

Lessons learned eh?

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Unread 6 Dec 2008, 14:47   #2
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Re: Word of advice

You should have had more sex.
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Unread 6 Dec 2008, 17:40   #3
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Re: Word of advice

what, so this new girl assumes that she is your first time and you've never been with any other girl ever?

she sounds like a douche!
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Unread 6 Dec 2008, 21:03   #4
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Re: Word of advice

these "omg i had sex" threads are such fun
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Unread 6 Dec 2008, 23:57   #5
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these "omg i had sex" threads are such fun
can we expect one from you soon
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Unread 7 Dec 2008, 04:20   #6
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Re: Word of advice

He'll be lacking the neccessary inspiration for at least the rest of this decade (NB: that's less than two years, so I'm being nice).

And this was more about getting caught in embarassing situations, than an "omg I had sex" thread. Shit, my postcount would be as high as yours if I made a thread every time I had sex Yahwe!
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what, so this new girl assumes that she is your first time and you've never been with any other girl ever?

she sounds like a douche!
I think it was more a case of it looked suspicious, and that it cast shadows upon my character, than what you're talking about.
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He'll be lacking the neccessary inspiration for at least the rest of this decade (NB: that's less than two years, so I'm being nice).

And this was more about getting caught in embarassing situations, than an "omg I had sex" thread. Shit, my postcount would be as high as yours if I made a thread every time I had sex Yahwe!
Yahwe has over 7k posts, you under 1k

We can only presume you have the most horrible diseases going..

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Re: Word of advice

Lets be honest TK, who would think that kenny isnt a virgin
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Yahwe has over 7k posts, you under 1k

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I can only assume that you completely missed the point of the post you were quoting, and so wont hold your ignorance against you CBA!
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Re: Word of advice

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Trust me, when your date is looking for her socks in the morning and comes across a lacey red bra that clearly doesn't belong to her... chances are she'll storm out and not talk to you again.
You should have said it was yours, it's not like the reaction could have been any worse.
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Unread 16 Dec 2008, 02:55   #12
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Unread 16 Dec 2008, 21:19   #13
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You should have said it was yours, it's not like the reaction could have been any worse.
but that would have put him in danger of being interesting.
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