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14 Oct 2004, 18:49
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Mothers.
Mum walks in.
Comes into room.
Asked how interview went.
Threw small pink plastic box at me.
Has NHS and GUM printed on it.
Initial thought, strawberry dental gum!
Horrific realisation, condom holder.
With condom inside.
So I examine. It's Mates.
Flavoured.
CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED.
I DON'T ****ING LIKE CHOCOLATE.
I DO NOT WANT MY KNOB SMELLING OF BASTARD DAIRY MILK.
****s.
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14 Oct 2004, 18:55
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
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Re: Mothers.
My Mum once bought me a subscription to Men's Health
You win :/
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14 Oct 2004, 19:23
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The Arson Specialist
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Deep Shores of Hell
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
Mum walks in.
Comes into room.
Asked how interview went.
Threw small pink plastic box at me.
Has NHS and GUM printed on it.
Initial thought, strawberry dental gum!
Horrific realisation, condom holder.
With condom inside.
So I examine. It's Mates.
Flavoured.
CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED.
I DON'T ****ING LIKE CHOCOLATE.
I DO NOT WANT MY KNOB SMELLING OF BASTARD DAIRY MILK.
****s.
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Mummy just thinks about little wee skiddy tiddy.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
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14 Oct 2004, 19:33
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Mothers.
I agree. Mom is far too clued up on Skiddy's behaviour for comfort.
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14 Oct 2004, 20:07
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Mistress's fluffer
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Mummy just thinks about little wee skiddy tiddy.
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14 Oct 2004, 22:27
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Mothers.
It's a bit late in the day to be throwing condoms at you.
Mabye I should try that.
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14 Oct 2004, 22:33
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Mothers.
is Skiddy's mum trying to hit on him do you think?
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14 Oct 2004, 23:03
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: Mothers.
why does your mum have your mates condoms ?
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14 Oct 2004, 23:09
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,442
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
is Skiddy's mum trying to hit on him do you think?
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I think he left out the part where she did indeed tried to seduce him.
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14 Oct 2004, 23:11
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
I think he left out the part where she did indeed tried to seduce him.
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incest reigns and skiddy gets wet*
*just like his mum lolers
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15 Oct 2004, 00:32
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: Mothers.
girls love chocolate flavoured johnnies though.
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15 Oct 2004, 00:36
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: Mothers.
i want a choclate skiddy when its easter
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15 Oct 2004, 00:38
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
a choclate skiddy
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I'm going to leave you to make your own innuendos regarding this phrase.
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15 Oct 2004, 00:39
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Re: Mothers.
nn MM
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15 Oct 2004, 00:39
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm going to leave you to make your own innuendos regarding this phrase.
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Woohoo, a blank cheque for mayhem!
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15 Oct 2004, 08:27
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Mothers.
Hmm you could see this as a licence from your mum to bone whatever the hell you like!
Pity she(or the NHS,whatever) cheaped out on the condoms though!
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16 Oct 2004, 17:04
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Re: Mothers.
You live with your mum...?
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16 Oct 2004, 17:05
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
You live with your mum...?
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Parents, actually.
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16 Oct 2004, 19:40
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Dreamer in Pit of Hell
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Derbyshire
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm going to leave you to make your own innuendos regarding this phrase.
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Now would we? :gollum:
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17 Oct 2004, 01:34
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: New Zealand, Best Country In The World
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Re: Mothers.
ive never seen the point in flavoured condoms, why are they needed, ive certainly never heard of someone wearing a condom during oral sex
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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17 Oct 2004, 11:11
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The Arson Specialist
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Deep Shores of Hell
Posts: 524
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Re: Mothers.
Woah! Muha is back??!!???
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
i like infernos avatar
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Please dont laugh at me. I'm not trying to be funny.
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18 Oct 2004, 06:52
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The Port Royale
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: New Zealand, Best Country In The World
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Re: Mothers.
i am?
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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18 Oct 2004, 07:51
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Mothers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Parents, actually.
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My point was that I'm sure skiddy made a topic a while ago about how much stuff he had and how well off he was with it all, yet was still bored. If I'd known he still lived with his parents, I'd have given him the advice "Move out".
Edit: Here's the topic I remembered
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