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25 May 2005, 23:17
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I Know What You're Thinking
You're thinking "hmmm, instead of a boob job, I'll just get really really really fat, then get all the other fat in my body except my tits removed via liposuction and i'll have the world's greatest tit job (no implants) on the cheap!"
It sounds brilliant when you first think it, but I hate to break it to you, it doesn't work out that well. Obviously having your body an enormous bruise for a month is rough, but in addition, it's definitely not 'on the cheap.' While a quick implant jobby is maybe 1-2 hours, lipo will run 6-8, and they will charge like they mean it. 4 figures per pound removed is pretty standard (per .454546 kilos for you euros out there). And the actual weight gain process is no free ride either. While at first it seems like everything you wanted, eventually it has a seriously detrimental effect on your social life, and the occasional diabetes part can suck too. Stick with the implants.
Just be glad you have me around for times like this.
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25 May 2005, 23:18
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
what ?
the bollocks?
are you on about ?
and why ?
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25 May 2005, 23:20
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
What newsbot3 said
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25 May 2005, 23:23
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
the first sentence needs some extra words to make sense...
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Originally Posted by acropolis
You're thinking "hmmm, instead of a boob job, I'll just get really really really fat, then get all the other fat in my body except my tits REMOVED BY LIPOSUCTION and i'll have the world's greatest tit job (no implants) on the cheap!"
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even then it's somewhat unlikely that anyone was thinking it
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25 May 2005, 23:36
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
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Originally Posted by 1-X
the first sentence needs some extra words to make sense...
even then it's somewhat unlikely that anyone was thinking it
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26 May 2005, 00:05
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
I was actually thinking Did he fire six shots or only five?
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26 May 2005, 00:15
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
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Originally Posted by Kaal Satori
I was actually thinking Did he fire six shots or only five?
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26 May 2005, 00:31
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
Was there meant to be some sort of link, supporting the initial post? That would make more sense right?
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26 May 2005, 00:47
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
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Originally Posted by Spiderman
Was there meant to be some sort of link, supporting the initial post? That would make more sense right?
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oh shit i forgot the link too.
sorry for the confusion, this should clear everything up.
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26 May 2005, 01:40
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
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Originally Posted by big_horn
won't your body just eat up the fat in your tits straight away ?
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i doubt that how the fat cells in your body are allocated has an effect on the net production/use of fatty tissue.
i see it as being possible that the post-lipo state would be a non-equilibrium state, and so fat cells might diffuse until you reach your 'normal' shape (A cup and yet just a tad chubby), but then there are thin chicks with breasts that are both real and large (rare), so who knows.
it seems clear to me that there is a large genetic component to fat distribution, but it is not clear to me that a body will actively redistribute towards its natural distribution.
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26 May 2005, 04:51
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Re: I Know What You're Thinking
oh
i guess i should stop getting fat then
ta acropolis
(btw any suggestions on how to lose this weight now instead of expensive lipo?
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