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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 13:20   #251
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Re: Wife problems

If we wrote on your girlfriends blog a link to all the posts you've made where you've admitted cheating on her, would that be equally funny?
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 13:40   #252
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Has cancer given you morals or something?
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 13:59   #253
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Re: Wife problems

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Would it still be funny if this was the catalyst that sparked off big arguments in Travler's home, and eventually led to a divorce and split home?
Yeah because that would mean he has forsaken his religion.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 14:16   #254
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Re: Wife problems

We need a new thread.
This is like flogging a dead horse.
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Re: Wife problems

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If we wrote on your girlfriends blog a link to all the posts you've made where you've admitted cheating on her, would that be equally funny?
If I was stupid enough to post on here a link to my girlfriends blog then I would probably expect people to do something to it.

Anyway, i don't have a girlfriend any more
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Re: Wife problems

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Well, I need to go... Joshua will be home shortly. I was so nice meeting all of his friends though. And no, I will not be joining you on GD. I don't play the game and I have children to raise. My husband has just cause to like all of you. I hope your lives are everything you ever hoped for and more.

As for our marriage, it will be fine. I can assure you of that. Life is about forgiving others. Have a great evening!
out of curiousity: why do you and your husband let your personal life get this close to a forum like GD?
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:15   #257
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Okay, if I sold you an acme anvil and you dropped it from a height onto tomkat and he got cancer I'd find that funny.
Fixed.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:19   #258
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Re: Wife problems

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You can't post extracts from your wife's PUBLICLY AVAILABLE BLOG and not expect people to find it through google.
Fair enough.

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Once found it's OBVIOUS that someone will link back to here.
Rather unecessary. Quoting the insane bits here was fine and entertaining. Pasting links of it to her blog was shit.

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And anyway - if travler really does talk about this place all the time to his wife (heh) then she's bound to come here some time yeh?
She had already visited, back in the early days.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:39   #259
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Re: Wife problems

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If I was stupid enough to post on here a link to my girlfriends blog then I would probably expect people to do something to it.

Anyway, i don't have a girlfriend any more
Travler wasn't "stupid enough to post a link to his wife's blog". He posted an excerpt and people went out to go and find it on the net.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:52   #260
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Re: Wife problems

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Travler wasn't "stupid enough to post a link to his wife's blog". He posted an excerpt and people went out to go and find it on the net.
No, but by posting it almost verbatim (changing names), it made it very easy for people to do a simple search and find it.

Anyway, if you had no idea this was travler's wife, I'm sure you'd probably have joined in on taking extracts from the blog and making comments on them. It wasn't because it was his wife people were doing this, it's because she's off her rocker and there was good material in there.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:55   #261
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Anyway, if you had no idea this was travler's wife, I'm sure you'd probably have joined in on taking extracts from the blog and making comments on them. It wasn't because it was his wife people were doing this, it's because she's off her rocker and there was good material in there.
What the **** is wrong with you?
Tomkat/Milo/Deffeh have said numerous times that MAKING COMMENTS ON THE EXTRACTS WAS OK, but they condemned linking her over here.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 20:58   #262
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Okay, if I sold you an acme anvil and you dropped it from a height onto tomkat and broke his leg and hospitalised him I'd find that funny. In the abstract it wouldn't be worth (to me) the suffering of someone I know but I'd still find the humour in it.


Equally in this scenario I didn't contribute to this in any way. Only the person who posted the link did.
Yeah, "You've Been Framed" is pretty hilarious comedy too.
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 21:00   #263
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Re: Wife problems

You're just scared that Lisa Riley's going to swallow you whole. And I don't just mean your penis! Though she'd be swallowing that by extension so I guess you could go to heaven with that on the books.
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Deffeh is right for what its worth.
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Yeah, "You've Been Framed" is pretty hilarious comedy too.
he's being completely reasonable with that example and explanation to be honest
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Unread 1 Feb 2007, 22:12   #266
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he's being completely reasonable with that example and explanation to be honest
What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
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What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
Lisa Riley's gelatinous buttocks atop your waiting face, one cheek either side of yours, your mouth and nose pushed against her gaping nether-maw and your eyes brilliant white with absolute, paralysing fear.
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Oh it gets worse Tom, oh it gets worse. While Riley's straddling your face, puckered arsehole glistening with post-workout dew, Clarissa 'Two Fat Ladies' Dickinson Wright has her mouth round your waning masculinity, spluttering about fox-hunting while massing your balls with handfuls of cold lamb mince. "Sure", you think, "I can keep it up, I'm Tom!" but goddamn boy the pressure's on because if you go limp Clarissa's going to tear through your sinewy flesh with her teeth, tear your man-piece off and fry it right in front of you while Riley does you up the arse
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Anus torn and bleeding, your face smeared with a mix of your own penile blood and Riley's 'special sauce', you crawl away moaning, pleading to anyone who'll listen.

A light! A light at the end of the tunnel!

It's Des Lynam! Thank the Lorwait a minute, he's whipping out his cock Tom. He's whipping it... out and... yes... he's... cracking one out now Tom, he's cracking one out... Jesus, Tom, GET AWAY!
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You didn't pass out for long, but you awaken refreshed. A dream! But then, why are you still naked wearing a Lynam-brand pearl-necklace? And where's your penis, Tom, where's your ****ing penis? And is that your entire family laughing at you? Are you... Jesus Christ, are you on national TV? Are your family taking turns kicking you now Tom? Are they kicking you? Did your sister just piss in your face while standing like a man?!
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"That's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"

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I guess what I'm trying to say here is that at least Travler's not covered in Lisa Riley's vaginal mucus and having the shit kicked out of him by his entire family on national television, now a eunuch and wearing Des Lynam's semen as a fashion accessory. It's not really as bad as it could be is what I'm getting at. Essentially, it could be worse yeah?
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That's one of the better versions of "The Aristocrats" I've heard in quite some time.
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Pab just brought this thread back from the brink
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oh pab
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Can we stick a fork in it now?
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only if you give us an update on the situation!
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I think that is a fair compromise!
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What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
I don't think you understand the point of novelty. A dog standing on its hind legs isn't funny. A dog setting off a small nuclear device in downtown Los Angeles, that's funny. A cat drawing a picture isn't funny. A cat raping your mother, that's funny. Equally like how your first "isn't you've been framed on tv now" comment was almost funny by the time we reached your above post it was just stupid. Novelty man, it's a wonderful thing.
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I don't think you understand the point of novelty. A dog standing on its hind legs isn't funny. A dog setting off a small nuclear device in downtown Los Angeles, that's funny. A cat drawing a picture isn't funny. A cat raping your mother, that's funny. Equally like how your first "isn't you've been framed on tv now" comment was almost funny by the time we reached your above post it was just stupid. Novelty man, it's a wonderful thing.
Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure that 50% of my posts aren't comprised of slurs against the poster's mother from now on as that loses its novelty humour pretty quickly
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ur mum lost her novelty humour pretty quickly

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A cat raping your mother, that's funny.
Nah, again you're missing the point. The idea of a cat raping someone's mother may be funny, but it actually happening would be just be impractical and boring. The cat would keep falling off, your mother would just be embarrassed, I'm not even sure a cat penis could stay in...well, you get the point.

It's a bit like Woody Allen's early movies. His writing at the time was broadly absurdist (check out his collected volume of prose if you've not already, it's quite good) and his early movies attempted to replicate this visually, but a lot of the time the joke falls flat when you actually see the absurd thing happening on screen.

Where you do show absurd things, they have to made unreal to be funny (imho). Vic and Bob hitting each other with giant frying pans can still be very funny, but that's because it's so utterly unreal, it's sort of a live-action cartoon. As soon as it became real I suspect it would be less funny - not because of any sort of empathy or ethical point but because it would be dull watching someone lying there not doing anything for quite a lot of the time. This is why movie representations of sex or violence tend to be so unrealistic.
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Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure that 50% of my posts aren't comprised of slurs against the poster's mother from now on as that loses its novelty humour pretty quickly
No, you're not seeing it. There are different levels. Your point there could be considered akin to "what's that you said? a joke? i've heard loads of those before, that's not very funny". it depends on the subject and its variety.


Incidentally for the sake of hilarity I looked back over my posts which contained the word mother. In the past year five of my posts (I believe I've made a couple of thouand) have contained your mother jokes/references. Of those two are me quoting you making jokes about my mother. So yeah tk I'd advise cutting down on it.

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Nah, again you're missing the point. The idea of a cat raping someone's mother may be funny, but it actually happening would be just be impractical and boring. The cat would keep falling off, your mother would just be embarrassed, I'm not even sure a cat penis could stay in...well, you get the point.

It's a bit like Woody Allen's early movies. His writing at the time was broadly absurdist (check out his collected volume of prose if you've not already, it's quite good) and his early movies attempted to replicate this visually, but a lot of the time the joke falls flat when you actually see the absurd thing happening on screen.

Where you do show absurd things, they have to made unreal to be funny (imho). Vic and Bob hitting each other with giant frying pans can still be very funny, but that's because it's so utterly unreal, it's sort of a live-action cartoon. As soon as it became real I suspect it would be less funny - not because of any sort of empathy or ethical point but because it would be dull watching someone lying there not doing anything for quite a lot of the time. This is why movie representations of sex or violence tend to be so unrealistic.
Okay sure, that probably wasn't a great example. My point would be more that finding out that xyz had occurred would be funny. Not that actually watching it would be. Apologies if this wasn't made clear through what I said.
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This thread made me go back and read the ammy thread...

I wonder what happened to her? She'll be 16 now...
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Cat/mom sex is impractical
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What is Queen Manuela queen of do you suppose?
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What is Queen Manuela queen of do you suppose?
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i had to re-read this 3 or 4 times to make sure you actually said it, especially given your wife has seen this thread as well
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i had to re-read this 3 or 4 times to make sure you actually said it, especially given your wife has seen this thread as well
I'm surprised that he would suggest that, given that it's usually considered an evil satanic practice. The only sex allowed by protestants is missionary, oral and anal is evil (especially anal).
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oh noes!!!

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