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24 May 2004, 21:42
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Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 May 2004, 21:49
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
for a 14 year old shes fairly attractive
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...r_emily220.jpg
dace you have 2 more years left until she becomes legal. Don't waste them
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24 May 2004, 21:53
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Annoyingly she looks exactly like someone I know (who I can't find attractive for other reasons) so I don't think she's hot.
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24 May 2004, 21:54
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
She looks like she's wearing a curtain. (Not a very nice curtain, at that.)
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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24 May 2004, 21:55
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Zar
dace you have 2 more years left until she becomes legal. Don't waste them
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I doubt he'd care about the legal age law.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 May 2004, 22:26
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
She's not great, and it's not because she's 14.
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24 May 2004, 22:29
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
The youngster from Oxford shrieks with excitement when she recalls the day she met Rankin.
The attraction was mutal.
All i need now is a Yacht and some directions to international waters.
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24 May 2004, 22:35
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Lord Denning
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
The youngster from Oxford shrieks with excitement when she recalls the day she met Rankin.
The attraction was mutal.
All i need now is a Yacht and some directions to international waters.
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12 miles out to sea, if you were wondering.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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24 May 2004, 22:36
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
once she comes of age...
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24 May 2004, 22:40
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by KaneED
once she comes of age...;)
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Not 12 miles out.
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24 May 2004, 22:46
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
I'd go for that.
Fourteen or not fourteen.
I have no standards.
May I join your club Dace?
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24 May 2004, 22:46
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Dace
Not 12 miles out.
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You let the law decide your code of behaviour? I've lost respect for you Mr Rankin.
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24 May 2004, 22:49
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
The youngster from Oxford shrieks with fear when she recalls the day she kidnapped by Rankin.
The attraction was mutual.
He was captured when he asked a Rozzer for directions to international waters.
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Remember everyone 12 miles out.
p.s. it's legal in Canada and Texas at 14
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24 May 2004, 23:15
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by skiddy
May I join your club Dace?
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Sure thing.
Membership is only 50 pence per year.
That bargain price gets you a badge, membership certificate and a card on your birthday*.
*you are also told the secret password (disclosure of which to a non member results in castration)
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24 May 2004, 23:19
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
I doubt he'd care about the legal age law.
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Trick her to moving to Pennsylvania. The legal age of consent is 16
Ho Ho Ho, those silly quaker laws. In Pennsylvania you don't even need a Judge or priest to get your marriage reconized by the state because of the quaker laws.
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24 May 2004, 23:20
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
You let the law decide your code of behaviour? I've lost respect for you Mr Rankin.
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"Sometimes you've just gotta play the system to stop it from playing you"
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24 May 2004, 23:23
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
BTW does anyone have a link to that Emma Watson fan(parody)site with the countdown until she turns 18*?
*the apparant owner was in his late 30's/early 40's and it had pics of him wearing Hogwarts school uniform. The site also had really bad poetry/drawings done by the guy. Someone linked to it ages ago but i just cant find it.
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24 May 2004, 23:31
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Lord Denning
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Trick her to moving to Pennsylvania. The legal age of consent is 16
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The legal age of consent in the UK is 16.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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24 May 2004, 23:32
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
You didn't try very hard.
"Googling" for "emma watson countdown 18" gives it as the top result
http://jasonkill.com/hermione/info.htm
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24 May 2004, 23:35
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Not 12 miles out.
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Is that actually true? I saw it on the Simpsons, so you know, not the best source for law study but you have to make do...
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24 May 2004, 23:38
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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I mean i searched the forums (i didnt google*).
* i thought the FBI might be watching
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24 May 2004, 23:46
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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p.s. it's legal in Canada and Texas at 14
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And Japan I think.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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24 May 2004, 23:52
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
14 in Italy too (lo where im going in 30 hours).
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24 May 2004, 23:58
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Why don't you just go to those countries then? You can have all the teenage girls you want.
You could turn the country you visit into Sheffield.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 May 2004, 00:01
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Why don't you just go to those countries then? You can have all the teenage girls you want.
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Yeah I'm sure normally Dace has 14/15 year old girls throwing themselves at him (boy band member style) and the only thing holding him back is the law.
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25 May 2004, 00:03
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Why don't you just go to those countries then? You can have all the teenage girls you want.
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But then it wouldn't be illegal.
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25 May 2004, 00:04
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
normally Dace has 14/15 year old girls throwing themselves at him (boy band member style) and the only thing holding him back is the law.
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It's like you watch me from afar.
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25 May 2004, 00:05
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Dace - it was me who linked to it and it can be found here
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25 May 2004, 00:08
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Ta Stew.
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25 May 2004, 00:17
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
I love the way The Sun write news articles. No paragraph consists of more than two sentences, as stupid people can't handle them.
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25 May 2004, 00:21
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
I'd do her.
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25 May 2004, 00:22
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Ta Stew.
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Np!
She is pretty fine though isnt she!
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
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25 May 2004, 00:40
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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She is pretty fine though isnt she!
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Yes.
As is she.
Although she is "legal".
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25 May 2004, 00:43
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Yes.
As is she.
Although she is "legal".
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shes the chick from donnie darko right?
id do her
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25 May 2004, 00:47
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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25 May 2004, 01:33
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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she looks like a kid in that picture - all good for you then
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25 May 2004, 01:39
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
I think she was 17 when it was taken.
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25 May 2004, 02:09
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
That Hermione Granger site thing seems to be a bonafide paedo.
"Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, alas
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset"
'I even named my computer mouse Scabbers after Ron's pet in the Harry Potter books. It's really fun. Sometimes I'll talk to it while I'm working as though it's a real pet. "Hey Scabbers, I'll give you some cheese if you open that .exe file." Or something like: "Scabbers, you little rascal, did you just cause my computer to freeze?" '
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25 May 2004, 10:54
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!
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http://jasonkill.com/hermione/images/18yroldherm.jpg
errr ok
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25 May 2004, 11:03
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
Oh.
Dear.
God.
Dace has competition.
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25 May 2004, 11:32
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Dace - it was me who linked to it and it can be found here
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This guy just sounds like a paedo to me.
Oh dear.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 May 2004, 11:49
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
Oh.
Dear.
God.
Dace has competition.
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"There can be only one"
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25 May 2004, 12:08
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
I dont think that sight is real....
[/breaking the news gently]
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25 May 2004, 14:24
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Yeah I'm sure normally Dace has 14/15 year old girls throwing themselves at him (boy band member style) and the only thing holding him back is the law.
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And then he puts on his sunglasses and all the girls starts crying and run away.
You should have gone to Specsavers.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 May 2004, 19:44
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
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This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!
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(from that countdown site)
HAHAHA
pathetic
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Re: Dace does she get into your good books?
omg that person of that site is such a paedo.
Altho Emma watson is fine
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