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29 Feb 2004, 19:29
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Fidel Cakestro
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body disposal
Here is the situation: You have a corpse to get rid of. It doesn't matter how you got it. It's still got all its limbs and probably most of its blood, being relatively fresh. How do you get rid of it without getting caught?
Also, you live in a reasonably populated city or suburb, not a remote rural area.
methods below please.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:34
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Acid bath.
Going somewhere remote (driving++) then burning it.
Cut off the head and hands, burn those, dump the body.
etc.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:34
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Re: body disposal
chop it and flush it down the toilet. It takes aprox. 5 hours with a proper set of tools.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:36
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Acid bath.
Going somewhere remote (driving++) then burning it.
Cut off the head and hands, burn those, dump the body.
etc.
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how can a regular citizen take control of a barrel of acid?
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29 Feb 2004, 19:37
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Fidel Cakestro
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Re: body disposal
but dennis neilson got caught becuase the body parts got stuck. and how can you give a time?
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29 Feb 2004, 19:38
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: body disposal
Cut the body apart into fairly small pieces, pack them in airtight bags, and dispose of them in your regular garbage bags over the course of several weeks.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:41
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by clarencetheclockworkcake
but dennis neilson got caught becuase the body parts got stuck. and how can you give a time?
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whos dennis neilson?
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29 Feb 2004, 19:41
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Dirte
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Re: body disposal
[Verse 1]
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self new first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the ****in' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shit's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim'll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet
[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
[Verse 2]
Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won't find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a **** upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don't rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya
I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips
[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!
[Brick Top from Snatch]
[Verse 3]
There's more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed
'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's
[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!
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29 Feb 2004, 19:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
how can a regular citizen take control of a barrel of acid?
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Make it yourself.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:51
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: body disposal
Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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29 Feb 2004, 19:52
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Big Kahuna
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Re: body disposal
dump it in a bathtub filled with pee....
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29 Feb 2004, 19:54
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Make it yourself.
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Right....
I was talking about regular citizens.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:55
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'
And no, the bit before that in the quote isn't the preceeding verses.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:55
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: body disposal
Attach to it one hundred and seven regular sized balloons filled with helium, and let it fly away under cover of darkness.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:55
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: body disposal
Put it in a coffin with several large rocks, go out in a boat and drop it into the sea a hundred miles off the coast.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
chop it and flush it down the toilet. It takes aprox. 5 hours with a proper set of tools.
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It scares me that you know this.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Right....
I was talking about regular citizens.
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Make it yourself.
It's not difficult, duder.
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29 Feb 2004, 19:56
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
Jules: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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between the times when the oceans drank atlantis, and the rise of the sons of aries, there was an age undreamed of, and onto this, conan, destined to bear the doomed crown of aquelonia upon a troubled brawl, its I, his chronicler, who alone can tell of his saga
let me tell you of the days of high adventures
right?
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29 Feb 2004, 19:59
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'
And no, the bit before that in the quote isn't the preceeding verses.
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bah, details.
oh, and muslim? no.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Feb 2004, 20:03
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
between the times when the oceans drank atlantis, and the rise of the sons of aries, there was an age undreamed of, and onto this, conan, destined to bear the doomed crown of aquelonia upon a troubled brawl, its I, his chronicler, who alone can tell of his saga
let me tell you of the days of high adventures
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The alien world of Mer is being devoured by dark water. Only Ren, a young prince, can stop it by finding the first thirteen treasures of rule. At his side is an unlikely, but loyal crew of misfits. At his back the evil pirate lord Bloth, who will stop at nothing to get the treasures for himself. Its high adventure with the Pirates of Dark Water!!!!!
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29 Feb 2004, 20:35
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: body disposal
duh, do it like Brick Top said in Snatch. Chop the bugger up and feed him to a load of pigs, of course you have to have a load of pigs to start with...
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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29 Feb 2004, 20:43
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
The alien world of Mer is being devoured by dark water. Only Ren, a young prince, can stop it by finding the first thirteen treasures of rule. At his side is an unlikely, but loyal crew of misfits. At his back the evil pirate lord Bloth, who will stop at nothing to get the treasures for himself. Its high adventure with the Pirates of Dark Water!!!!!
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mine was better because i took it out of one arnie movie, so, i win
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29 Feb 2004, 21:16
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: body disposal
MINE IS BETTER BECAUSE 1T COMES FROM PULP FICTION YOU ****ING ****
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Feb 2004, 21:21
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Make it yourself.
It's not difficult, duder.
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Yes it is
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29 Feb 2004, 21:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
Yes it is
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No it isn't, depending on the strength and type of acid.
Oh, and try vomiting.
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29 Feb 2004, 21:35
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: body disposal
It must be difficult to make enough to get rid of a corpse
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29 Feb 2004, 21:36
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: body disposal
According to those idiotic chain e-mails that go round, Coca Cola can dissolve a steak, so I'd try that!
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29 Feb 2004, 21:39
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Of course, the ACTUAL Ezekiel 25:17 reads 'And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.'
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It depends which version you read.
"I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful chastisements. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them."
"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful punishments. Then they shall know that I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance on them."
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29 Feb 2004, 21:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
It depends which version you read.
"I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful chastisements. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them."
"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful punishments. Then they shall know that I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance on them."
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I believe I quoted the KJ.
This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
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29 Feb 2004, 21:49
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I believe I quoted the KJ.
This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
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frankly id rather trust quentin tarantino than jesus
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Feb 2004, 21:52
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
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Originally Posted by Phang
frankly id rather trust quentin tarantino than jesus
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NOBODY f*cks with the jesus.
That and jesus hadn't been born by that stage.
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29 Feb 2004, 21:59
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I believe I quoted the KJ.
This is, however, irrelevent, because it definitely ISN'T
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the n of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
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You are right; I just wanted to be pedantic.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:17
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: body disposal
I was wondering how long it'd take people to hi-jack this thread.
Why the hell do you bring this up clarencetheclockworkcake,what have you heard?!WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?!
Anyway. Buy a cheap old banger of a car. Take body and place in suitcase with bin bags lining it. Place in boot of said car.Hire motor boat for the weekend.Drive to coast .Place suitcase in boat and weigh it down with rocks.
Go out onto the sea and travel some large distance out. Dump case. Clean boat with seawater. Return boat. Burn car.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:17
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Re: body disposal
if your going to kill someone... make sure that your in right place to do it. If its out of rage, make sure to break evenything and take something of value, leave the body there. Try to make sure there are none of yor hairs where they shouldnt be and dont bite. If you have bitten, chop that part of the body up. but dont move the body, it makes it look like you cared. Then burn what you stole... and go about your business. If it happend in your house, come back an hour later, and call the cops and be hysterical.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:28
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Re: body disposal
burn your clothes aswell.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:29
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: body disposal
How on earth can you make sure that all of your hairs aren't where they shouldn't be?
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29 Feb 2004, 22:32
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Clerk
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Re: body disposal
If you had an unlimited time (e.g. you had a conveniently large freezer to store the body in) then it doesn't seem very hard to deal with a body. As Leshy said, you could do a bit at a time.
However, most situations seem to involve a certain time factor. Either way, I think I'd go for the cut up the body into managable pieces and then wrap in air-tight plastic bags, and dispose a bit at a time.
You'd probably need a hand from someone to help you though. Fortunately I've already got people to agree in advance to help me get rid of a body if necessary.
Just in case like.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
if your going to kill someone... make sure that your in right place to do it. If its out of rage, make sure to break evenything and take something of value, leave the body there. Try to make sure there are none of yor hairs where they shouldnt be and dont bite. If you have bitten, chop that part of the body up. but dont move the body, it makes it look like you cared. Then burn what you stole... and go about your business. If it happend in your house, come back an hour later, and call the cops and be hysterical.
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How the hell do you stop 'hairs being where they shouldn't be'? Why would you BITE THEM?
And so forth.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:47
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Clerk
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Re: body disposal
Hey, you've killed them, why not bite them as well?
edit : Or maybe he's giving advice for any vampires reading this forum.
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29 Feb 2004, 22:59
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
How the hell do you stop 'hairs being where they shouldn't be'?
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Power Styling Gel You know, in case you're craving a snack halfway through.
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29 Feb 2004, 23:02
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Clerk
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
You know, in case you're craving a snack halfway through.
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Hey, we've all been there.
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29 Feb 2004, 23:03
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
That's why I take sandwiches when I'm cleaning.
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29 Feb 2004, 23:22
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Hey, we've all been there.
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Yes, but then not all of us have been nicknamed the Cookie Killer in the media
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29 Feb 2004, 23:28
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: body disposal
This thread fails to deliver*
*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.
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29 Feb 2004, 23:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
This thread fails to deliver*
*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.
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Yeah DANTE
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29 Feb 2004, 23:37
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: body disposal
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Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
*ruined by ****ing stupid pretentious faggot's. You know who you are.
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I'm not pretentious. I'm great. Worship me.
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29 Feb 2004, 23:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: body disposal
I can't be pretentious, I quoted the Pirates of Dark Water theme
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29 Feb 2004, 23:58
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Escosía
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Re: body disposal
I'm surprised no-one's suggested eating the body yet.
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1 Mar 2004, 00:01
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: body disposal
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Originally Posted by KraKto$is8
I'm surprised no-one's suggested eating the body yet.
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Actually, cannibalism would provide you with a sense of insanity if you get caught by the authorities. That may reduce your jailtime or even put you in a psychiatric institute, rather than prison.
It does have advantages.
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1 Mar 2004, 00:14
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: for something...
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Re: body disposal
some sadanists bite there victims as they kill them, a sign of agression. And when you fighting who knows what can happen. (Mike tyson anyone)
As far as the hair, im saying the murder weapon. Clean it off, then dirty it off again. If its your house, you hair will be a ok.
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1 Mar 2004, 00:14
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Re: body disposal
That's why I was suprised it hadn't been mentioned. It would also cut down on living costs.
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