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Unread 6 Feb 2004, 13:36   #1
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wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
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i mean COME ON!!!
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Unread 6 Feb 2004, 13:40   #2
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"Neighbours described him as an "eccentric". "

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Unread 6 Feb 2004, 13:42   #3
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
I think that's giving eccentrics a bad name.

But in answer to your question, no I wouldn't kill my wife like that. But then I don't have access to a bulldozer, so it's not like I'd even consider it.
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I think that's giving eccentrics a bad name.
Not at all - if you're eccentric you're given to doing things in an odd way. And thats about as odd as you get...
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I think that's giving eccentrics a bad name.
those eccentrics are all the same anyway
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
To answer the question, yes, I would. Except where he failed, I'd succeed!
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Unread 6 Feb 2004, 19:26   #7
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
How would you run someone over with construction tool that in some cases dont even go faster than 15mph?
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How would you run someone over with construction tool that in some cases dont even go faster than 15mph?
By first locking them in a toilet, silly.
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
If you're poor, you're batshit insane.
If you're rich, you're eccentric.
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
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By first locking them in a toilet, silly.
Hahaha I geddit, hahahaah because the crazy dude did that hahahaha i get it i get it, and then the woman ran away eh? hahahah
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hehe

he has a limp

geddit??
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
Mr Gidding (64) locked his wife Gabrielle (45) in the toilet.

In other words , she told him she wanted a divorce and wanted half of everything. Any bets they married when he was around 40 and she was 21 and gold digging in a club?

He got what he deserved for being stupid. She almost got what she deserved for Gold Diggin.
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If she was Gold Digging then she would hardly have stayed with him that long...
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If she was Gold Digging then she would hardly have stayed with him that long...
If you want to guarantee your big payoff, you have to get kids as well.

Just look as Sheryl Gascoigne.
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Re: wtf??? if u were going to kill ur wife would u do it like this????
Well I suppose thats true.
A friend of my cousin married a multi-millionare just so she would get pregnant,have the baby then divorce him,get half his stuff and the kid she always wanted.

However the smart girl told him that "I was only here for the money,the only reason I ever had sex with you was to have a baby" and so on.

Didnt she learn anything from those Bond films when the villan would tell Bond of the evil plan just before they were about to do away with him and Bond would find some way out and stop them?

It was brought up in court as he had taped the conversation.She got a tiny tiny* settlement (for the kid) and he got joint-custody of the kid. With her custody under review each year.

*Tiny tiny = nothing like the several million and property she wanted.

Gotta love it,though she did get a big payout (by our standards)and now drives around in a 04 BMW X5.
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How would you run someone over with construction tool that in some cases dont even go faster than 15mph?
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I'm a student. I have an excuse.
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