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15 Mar 2004, 18:26
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Advice needed
I was talking on MSN with a guy who used to work for one of our customers in Jamaica.
He's a true professional, and thus when it came time for him to request a favour from me, he didn't hold back...
Hog Seed says : yep i am looking a job
Hog Seed says : can you get me a job with airspan
Hog Seed says: i am serious
Mistar Tier says: heh
Mistar Tier says: you dont want to work for airspan, trust me
Mistar Tier says: although i could do with the help
Mistar Tier says: fancy doing it for free?
At this point, I reckoned the guy (lets call him Troy, since that's his name) was joking around and this was about as serious a question as me asking idi is he'd like another pie.
However, it then got serious, as he came up with this.....
Hog Seed says: come on
Hog Seed says: do a thing for a brother
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Now, if I don't give him a job, I'll probably get sued for racism and get sent to jail for a hundred years and be done up the bum by a serial murderer who prefers to be called 'Maude'
HELP ME GD, WHAT DO I DO ?
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15 Mar 2004, 18:35
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NEWSBOT
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Re: Advice needed
there is no hope for you DM.
NO HOPE.
AT ALL
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15 Mar 2004, 18:38
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Registered User
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Re: Advice needed
Change status to 'be right back' and then conveniently turn of your computer whenever you're finished doing your online moderating duties.
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15 Mar 2004, 18:45
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Advice needed
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Why would you get sued for racism?
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Hint: We're not related and do not share the same mother.
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15 Mar 2004, 18:46
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Advice needed
Quote:
Originally Posted by mpr0733
..then conveniently turn of your computer whenever you're finished doing your online moderating duties.
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If I followed this advice, my PC would be off 99.9% of the time, which I agree, would solve the problem, but might interfere with my work.
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15 Mar 2004, 18:51
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overtired
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Re: Advice needed
Maybe he meant brother geek, and the racist connotations are entirely yours?
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15 Mar 2004, 18:56
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Advice needed
The voices in my head told me to post this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bee Gees
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're barely alive, barely alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, barely alive, barely alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, barely alive.
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15 Mar 2004, 19:31
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Advice needed
You're in trouble now, bro.
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15 Mar 2004, 19:32
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Advice needed
I know, bro, yo
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15 Mar 2004, 19:35
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cynic
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Re: Advice needed
just say that you dont have that kind of power
then post that conversation to his boss
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15 Mar 2004, 20:02
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Godfather
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Re: Advice needed
block him
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15 Mar 2004, 20:57
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Re: Advice needed
Tell him you think there's some work coming up involving cotton picking.
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15 Mar 2004, 22:20
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Re: Advice needed
Tell him you want to marry him. That'll confuse him.
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15 Mar 2004, 22:35
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Advice needed
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Hint: We're not related and do not share the same mother.
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So you're brothers from other mothers?
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15 Mar 2004, 22:54
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Lurker
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Re: Advice needed
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
So you're brothers from other mothers?
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Presenting ChubbyChecker, GD's resident freestyla.
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16 Mar 2004, 07:13
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Blood
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Advice needed
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Tell him you think there's some work coming up involving cotton picking.
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I laughed. :/
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16 Mar 2004, 13:34
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Banned
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Re: Advice needed
Turn him down on grounds of his criminal record.
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16 Mar 2004, 16:10
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Clerk
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Re: Advice needed
Surely he's already making enough money from drug pushing?
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