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21 Mar 2006, 02:07
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ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
i got an error back cause one of my examiners had issued a passport with the middle given name spelt CAMPELL when it should have been CAMPBELL and the guy had written in and the tone of his letter was "total outrage" and he'd like written "it should be spelt CAMPBELL" and he'd drawn an arrow pointing to the "B" and he was all like "how could anybody be so stupid" so anyways he'd sent in his birth certificate and sure enough his middle name was spelt CAMPBELL so i loaded up the scanned version of the form he'd sent in and he'd spelt his name CAMPELL and it was a totally lawlsome experience for me so much so i phoned him up to tell him*
*technically if there's a minor change to a name (ie the dropping of a letter) we can accept it without any further proof so i reckon the examiner just went "well i guess the guy knows how to spell his own name *shrug*"
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21 Mar 2006, 02:11
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
so it was his fault?
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21 Mar 2006, 02:12
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
pretty much yeah
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21 Mar 2006, 02:13
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
what did he say when you called him?
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21 Mar 2006, 02:13
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
you forgot the funny.
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21 Mar 2006, 02:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Originally Posted by Phang
what did he say when you called him?
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he said nothing 'cause he was at work but his wife laughed in the kinda long and hard and desperate way which suggested to me that she was beaten, abused nightly by this mongoloid, her face pulped by his meaty hands but at least she knew that upon his return she would deserve the beating she was going to receive anyway because she was going to tell him exactly how stupid he had been
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21 Mar 2006, 02:25
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
you forgot the funny.
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* Man gets angry at people unable to spell his name correctly
* Man writes in to tell us how stupid we are for being unable to spell his name correctly
* Transpires man spelt his own name incorrectly
Therein lies "the funny"
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21 Mar 2006, 02:30
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
bernard manning was better than this ...
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21 Mar 2006, 02:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
look Steven when you have to go back into the real world and WORK you'll learn to appreciate these little moments of humour which fall into your everyday mind-numbing soul destroying existance and you'll laugh too ... OHHH YES YOU'LL LAUGH!!!
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21 Mar 2006, 05:00
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
Man I hope I always stay a student if Dace is the future that awaits me
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21 Mar 2006, 07:47
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
The fun never stops in the exciting world of the passport office!!!
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21 Mar 2006, 12:21
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
Dace you should write a series about working there.
call it "The Passport Office"
You could be the next ricky gervais!
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21 Mar 2006, 12:22
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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You could be the next ricky gervais!
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Dace is fat and talentless?
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21 Mar 2006, 12:24
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
anyone who doesnt find this funny has never worked with the public in any capacity. layabouts.
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21 Mar 2006, 12:25
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Dace is fat and talentless?
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Maybe im getting confused with Idi
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21 Mar 2006, 12:39
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
i think you had to be there dace.
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21 Mar 2006, 13:02
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Maybe im getting confused with Idi
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idi is ricky gervais?
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21 Mar 2006, 13:20
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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he said nothing 'cause he was at work but his wife laughed in the kinda long and hard and desperate way which suggested to me that she was beaten, abused nightly by this mongoloid, her face pulped by his meaty hands but at least she knew that upon his return she would deserve the beating she was going to receive anyway because she was going to tell him exactly how stupid he had been
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Was it Sol Campbell?
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21 Mar 2006, 18:47
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
Humour in the office where i used to work involved the rather well heeled masonic IT Project manager telling us how wonderful the meal he had eaten the night before was (and he always eats out, the man must make a fortune) and then when he moved from his desk, the office joker (not me) putting on a mildly humourous accent which sounded a little like the IT manager and mocking what he had said loudly so that everyone in the office heard it.
Said joker is moving teams shortly im told and will no longer be able to amuse the team. Which is fortunate, as ive heard that the team will be losing jobs and the company is planning to make 45 people redundant.
Additionally, the team where i worked (quit) has since lost almost all of its members except the fish lipped "i couldnt man manage a pre-school class" supervisor, who has been rewarded with a whole new batch of total incompetents on lower salaries and pay grades with which to do the job she was miserably failing to do when I left.
I fear arrest by the Karma Police for proving "What goes around comes around" genuinely works and im pissing myself laughing at it.
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21 Mar 2006, 19:11
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Dace is fat and talentless?
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nah, he is pretty thin really
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21 Mar 2006, 22:11
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
hahaha that's just really funny dace.
hahaha
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21 Mar 2006, 23:21
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
At my office the humor is like the time I had the wrong people arrested for murder. The look on their faces when they went in front of the judge. Hahahahahahahahah! It was priceless. Then they tried to sue me for being a brainless sot and found out that I have absolute immunityfor being brainless and when the judge told them that the look on their faces was once a again priceless. Hahahahahaha.
Ah the carefree life of an overpaid civil service worker.
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22 Mar 2006, 00:36
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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nah, he is pretty thin really
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at first i was all like "cool rr is standing up for me" and then i was like "actually he just said i was talentless" and i got a little bit sadder
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22 Mar 2006, 00:44
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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at first i was all like "cool rr is standing up for me" and then i was like "actually he just said i was talentless" and i got a little bit sadder
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Did he mention youre a hopeless alcoholic and romantic (in equal amounts) ?
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22 Mar 2006, 00:51
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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Did he mention youre a hopeless alcoholic and romantic (in equal amounts) ?
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You should have said "measures" instead of "amounts" cause that would have been more poetic and that.
Also SAY WHAT?
I can quit drinking ANY TIME I WANT!!!
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22 Mar 2006, 01:07
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Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today
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You should have said "measures" instead of "amounts" cause that would have been more poetic and that.
Also SAY WHAT?
I can quit drinking ANY TIME I WANT!!!
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