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14 Feb 2005, 10:46
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ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
woke up this morning, feeling like death warmed up, off work ill, and the GF isn't impressed, as now our plans are ****ed up, and i haven't got her prezzie as i was going to buy it on my dinner hour today
shit
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14 Feb 2005, 10:48
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
do it tomorrow? what's so special about today?
you're ill, it's as good an excuse as any!
(yeh i know those arguments won't work on the female mind. But a good male guilt trip can screw with their mind for weeks)
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
I don't find this particularly spectacular.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
IT´S TODAY?!?!¿¿¡¡¿¿!
OH FCK NO RAAAH
[/runs off to giftshop]
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14 Feb 2005, 10:58
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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I don't find this particularly spectacular.
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Considering he had allllllll weekend to buy a pressie and decided the optimum time was half-way through the event itself, I'd consider that at least slightly spectacular.
ps - that avatar is ace.
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14 Feb 2005, 10:59
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Oh yeah - get well soon RR and so forth
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
i got all the stuff ready last week table at restarunt book card in pressy got, not like me at all
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
You should have had her prezzie sorted at least a few days in advance.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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IT´S TODAY?!?!¿¿¡¡¿¿!
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You thought it was a different Feb 14th?
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Classy.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
I'd love if that was real
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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this thread inspired me to leave earlier off work and get a rose before heading to school
thank you GD!
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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You thought it was a different Feb 14th?
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Let´s say I was up to par on the feb part
For all other aspects it was a monday - dates often elude me. I keep track of things on a ´monday in 3 weeks´ kind of way, wich never causes me problems normally.
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14 Feb 2005, 15:27
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
I thought Valentine's day fell on a Tuesday, so I assumed it was tomorrow. I must have mixed it up with pancake day
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14 Feb 2005, 15:31
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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Let´s say I was up to par on the feb part
For all other aspects it was a monday - dates often elude me. I keep track of things on a ´monday in 3 weeks´ kind of way, wich never causes me problems normally.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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I just sent the link to my ex and i think she thought it was a real card from me
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14 Feb 2005, 18:52
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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I just sent the link to my ex and i think she thought it was a real card from me
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I sent some chocolates to mine, with the hope she'd want to do something tonight with me. Instead I got :
"Ahh thank you for the chos ill probably see you later happy v day x"
Classy text there, I especially liked the way she took the time out to write one word - valentines. The "see you later" was me popping round to hers today to watch some great daytime TV, then leave when I got bored of the tedium.
So I'm probably the greater loser.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I sent some chocolates to mine, with the hope she'd want to do something tonight with me. Instead I got :
"Ahh thank you for the chos ill probably see you later happy v day x"
Classy text there, I especially liked the way she took the time out to write one word - valentines. The "see you later" was me popping round to hers today to watch some great daytime TV, then leave when I got bored of the tedium.
So I'm probably the greater loser.
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If I ask I could probably go round and probably end up doing something tonight with her.
However that is bad bad bad. We split up over a year ago. Don't want to mess with her head!
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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If I ask I could probably go round and probably end up doing something tonight with her.
However that is bad bad bad. We split up over a year ago. Don't want to mess with her head!
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GD girlfriend exchange?!?!
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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???
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GD girlfriend exchange?!?!
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I've got dibs* on Michaels.
***** off, that is a word.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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I was talking about my ex, he was talking about his...
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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woke up this morning, feeling like death warmed up, off work ill, and the GF isn't impressed, as now our plans are ****ed up, and i haven't got her prezzie as i was going to buy it on my dinner hour today :(
shit :(
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"The smart people tell their girlfriends that they bought the valentine present last week but kept it in work so that said girlfriend couldn't possibly find it so it could be "a lovely suprise" when they brought it home after work on Valentines day."
WHO NEEDS LOOKS WHEN YOU'VE GOT BRAINS LIKE THESE!!!!!!!!!!111
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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So I'm probably the greater loser.
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I've got dibs on that one.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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Too much room for interpretation èh?
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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WHO NEEDS LOOKS WHEN YOU'VE GOT BRAINS LIKE THESE!!!!!!!!!!111
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You, by all accounts*
*Your own accounts, posted here over the last year or so.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
You've got to admit DM it was a pretty ****in class idea.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Indeed it was. All you need now is someone only interested in your brain and not your looks or personality...
WHERE WOULD YOU FIND SUCH A GIRL*
*In a school if you were a teacher**
** Unlikely though, isn't it?
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Hey can I eat that baby?
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14 Feb 2005, 19:52
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
i have a cracking personality according to hunners of people
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14 Feb 2005, 22:00
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
cracking like a broken mirror
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
sorry that was an awful joke
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
hide your head in shame
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Sorry, I don't get it. You're not well. In fact you're ill enough to need to take the day off work. And she's whining because your plans are ruined??! I think she needs to reconsider her priorities :\
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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i have a cracking personality according to hunners of people
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You sound more and more like a character from the "Were Just Here for the Banter" sketch every time I see you post.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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Sorry, I don't get it. You're not well. In fact you're ill enough to need to take the day off work. And she's whining because your plans are ruined??! I think she needs to reconsider her priorities :\
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i think it was more the fact that she has had her side prepared for days and days, whereas i didnt even have the card preparede before hand
manager to get it all sorted out though, and i'm back in the good books \o/ (don't ask me how, as i'm not quite sure how i managed it)
and dace, where was that advice LAST NIGHT WHEN IT COULD HAVE DONE ME SOME GOOD!
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
**** valentine's day, how did the library cope without you????
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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and dace, where was that advice LAST NIGHT WHEN IT COULD HAVE DONE ME SOME GOOD! :(
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right here.
On the plus side at least now you'll have an excuse ready if you **** up next year too \o/
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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**** valentine's day, how did the library cope without you????
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It didn't. The mob burned it down to the ground.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
true, although if i **** up nxt year i will probably lose my bollocks as we (should) be married by then
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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It didn't. The mob burned it down to the ground.
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i expect roadrunner to act as hypatia did.
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14 Feb 2005, 23:34
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
When's the wedding?
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
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i expect roadrunner to act as hypatia did.
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I don't.
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14 Feb 2005, 23:54
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
i meant to have a go at you all for not remembering hypatia, yet i find that even google doesn't remember her.
how sad to see one's friends forgotten.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
probably somewhere near the end of this year, making the appointment to see the registrar asap, so should be before the end of the month, then have to get the licences, and see when the registry office is available to fit in with our plans (both atheists, so a church wedding would be a bit hypocritical)
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
i'll await the notice in the times
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
I await my invite.
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
i hate to tell you all this, but the reception is going to be tiny, as we cant afford any more
i will however be setting up a weekends drinking at my place at some point which everyone will be invited to again, this time my house is a lot bigger though, but i will have to get the mother-in-law-to-be away for the weekend first i feel, as i think some of you lot would freak her out
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Re: ways to spectacularly cock up valentines day no. #213
Make it a BYOB then we can still make it.
Look, you want to look popular don't you and have more friends than her? Sure, you'll be introducing people as "Newsbot3, Dante Hicks, Snurx etc" but heh, it's a small price to pay.
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