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22 Oct 2004, 19:27
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Has Soup On His Head
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Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
http://i.1asphost.com/1X1X1X/pic1.jpg
Yes , this week , good old Boris Johnson made a trip "oop north" to see the good people of Liverpool. And he got ripped on, bigtime. However as the pic shows, the criticism of Boris was well researched, as this group of Scousers gave a thorough reading to the issue of "The Spectator" which contained Boris' defamatory remarks about the city and its people.
But exactly what did they say? GD , over to you .......
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Oct 2004, 19:32
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"What are these little black squiggles under the pictures"
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22 Oct 2004, 19:40
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
I protest against the UK-centered bias in this competition.
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22 Oct 2004, 19:42
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
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Originally Posted by Leshy
I protest against the UK-centered bias in this competition.
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I had 13 pictures this week. 7 related to football, and thus would have drawn a ton of complaints, 2 had very minimal comedy potential, and the others all related in some way to Boris Johnson.
You want a Euro-Caption Contest , Send me pics of someone European , that isnt a footballer, and that people will recognise outside of their native country enough to make a caption about.
I mean, its not like we havent been taking the piss out of Boris on the boards for nearly a week ffs.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Oct 2004, 20:21
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Brain Overload
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"So... which one of yous is gonna nick his car then?"
'cos all liverpudlians are chava's
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22 Oct 2004, 21:30
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overtired
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"wossitsaymam?"
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22 Oct 2004, 21:53
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"i hope she doesn't realise i just snotted on her tit "
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22 Oct 2004, 22:00
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overtired
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this is not an entry
btw the genuine caption for that pic is
"How did he get that job? Did they flip a coin?, my two-year-old cousin could do better."...said 17-year-old Katie Newell.
That lump o' lard is only 17! :eek:
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22 Oct 2004, 22:01
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Bored
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"Trying to teach fat ugly scouse mingers to read proved difficult"
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22 Oct 2004, 23:50
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Miles Teg
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
So those things next to the pictures are 'letters' ?
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23 Oct 2004, 00:35
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Wankoverable
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
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Originally Posted by Leshy
I protest against the UK-centered bias in this competition.
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goddamn right, I have no idea who boris johnsson is
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23 Oct 2004, 00:40
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"i wonda if tha kid behind ma likes ma tits'
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23 Oct 2004, 05:47
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"We'll have to try that position when he gets out of gaol"
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23 Oct 2004, 08:58
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
'ere look, white lightning is on 2 for 1 down at bells stores'
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23 Oct 2004, 13:50
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Bernard Black
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"dongs"
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23 Oct 2004, 14:37
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Alvin's Human disguise worked extremely well, while he couldn't yet speak human he found sticking to impoverished area's didn't expose his identity, thus leaving him free to feast on human body fat through his carefully concealed straw, his victims felt nothing.
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23 Oct 2004, 20:08
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"One of us just doesn't belong here, one of us just isn't the same..."
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23 Oct 2004, 20:27
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Lucky
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
I protest against the UK-centered bias in this competition.
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23 Oct 2004, 22:35
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Chimping
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"Nice tits."
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23 Oct 2004, 23:34
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"**** me those are real?!"
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24 Oct 2004, 00:41
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nondescript human
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"Get your own copy, you cheap ****s"
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24 Oct 2004, 00:45
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
'I thought politicians didn't know the word sorry'
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24 Oct 2004, 15:40
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
"Ooooooh, aaaaaaaaah!"
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24 Oct 2004, 23:37
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mmm lambs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Bigley should tell Boris to use his head.
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24 Oct 2004, 23:42
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Quote:
Originally Posted by midge5
Bigley should tell Boris to use his head.
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Talking of which - has the Fosters "Don't lose your head mate" Advert been pulled?
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25 Oct 2004, 00:04
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Apologies for lateness dudes , but im having trouble locating this weeks 4 random candidates.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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26 Oct 2004, 23:54
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Friday Caption Contest : 22/10/04
Poll up shortly.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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