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18 Oct 2004, 00:05
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I'm Applying for Teaching.
I really don't know what to put here, other than wish me luck, and when I am eventually arrested, yes, you can come to the trial.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:08
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I'm going to see if the job centre want to give me part-time work teaching basic programming.
And why are you applying? Surely you've no strange need to do good in society.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:09
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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And why are you applying?
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Not to be as close to nubile sixteen year-old cuties in school uniforms as possible. Most certainly not. No.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:10
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I shouldn't have asked.
I feel sick.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:10
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I'm in the 3rd week of my PGCE now to be a Secondary School IT teacher.
What're you hoping to teach?
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18 Oct 2004, 00:12
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
History or summat like that. (Hoping to get into a Citizenship and History course.)
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18 Oct 2004, 00:14
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
Through which route? Do you have a degree?
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18 Oct 2004, 00:17
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
Usual PGCE route. I'm applying now to get in next year, when my degree will be finished.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:19
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
Good Luck.
If you get near 16 year old nubile cuties in school uniform then I hate you.
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I shouldn't have asked.
I feel sick.
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Me too.
(with envy)
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18 Oct 2004, 00:20
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
Paging Dace
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18 Oct 2004, 00:24
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I thought you would have been intensely disturbed by the prospect of someone so patently mentally unbalanced as I am being entrusted with educating future generations, but there you go.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:26
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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Paging Dace
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Sixteen's a bit old for dace isn't it?
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18 Oct 2004, 00:27
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I was if that makes you feel any better. Well not your mental unbalance, your sleazyness.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:29
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Heh
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Sixteen's a bit old for dace isn't it?
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There are also 13 year olds in school uniform.
My history teacher was hot
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18 Oct 2004, 00:30
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I'm only sleazy on here because, let's face it, this is a sleazy place.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:31
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It's not too bad so far - lots of paperwork but the workload isn't very much at all.
I was under the impression it'd be 9-5 every day, with loads of work. It's about 9-2 most days, with Fridays off for me. Which is pretty
Good luck with the teaching. Apparently if you do a PGCE in one subject, but have a degree in something else, you're qualified to teach both. So consider training in something else, then you have two subjects under your belt.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:32
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Sixteen's a bit old for dace isn't it?
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I was being ironic because I think Dace gets a bad rap =(
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18 Oct 2004, 00:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
People are always saying i should be a teacher ...
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18 Oct 2004, 00:38
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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People are always saying i should be a teacher ...
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or a Priest am i rite.
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18 Oct 2004, 00:40
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Heh
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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People are always saying i should be a teacher ...
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shouldn't dace, shouldn't
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18 Oct 2004, 00:42
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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People are always saying i should be a teacher ...
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Sex Ed?
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18 Oct 2004, 00:45
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
i applied as a ta for the same reason but i didn't get the job
good luck!
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18 Oct 2004, 00:59
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
If I ever have a daughter, she stays locked in her room until she's 40.
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18 Oct 2004, 01:10
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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If I ever have a daughter, she stays locked in her room until she's 40.
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Especially if dace and mm are around
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18 Oct 2004, 01:14
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
The forums have two outted paedophiles now.
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18 Oct 2004, 01:18
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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The forums have two outted paedophiles now.
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Actually, I believe it's at least five.
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18 Oct 2004, 01:25
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
I wonder who are the others then?
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shouldn't dace, shouldn't
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But i'm SURE they said "should" :confused:
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18 Oct 2004, 01:28
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I wonder who are the others then?
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Skiddy talks about his "feelings" (if it has a pulse age doesnt matter) on this subject.
Dante.
RR (i *think*).
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18 Oct 2004, 01:32
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I wonder who are the others then?
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Skiddy, Roady, Dace, Dante.
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18 Oct 2004, 01:36
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Oh yeah I remember. It was posted here not long ago.
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That is pretty damn dodgy i'd say.
She's probably being used in a Police sting operation or something.
Or a bbc documentary.
HEH I really hope it is!
I can't wait to see that now.
"We uncovered an underground Paedo ring on the Internet disguised as a Web-Based browser game. They used aliases such as Dace, Roadrunner and Marilyn Manson.
What was found in another forum on the website named Roleplay was even more disturbing..."
Incidentally I wouldn't do her. She looks like a slut. I like 'nice' girls.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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18 Oct 2004, 01:51
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Anyways "it's all fun and games"
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18 Oct 2004, 02:08
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Whenever I read GD, I feel extremly normal.
Thank you GD.
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18 Oct 2004, 05:17
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
You should only be permitted to apply as a physical Education teacher.
Cause those are the only ones that believe it's still mature beyond the age of 20 to make every sentence they utter either something innuendo based or something that let's the whole world know of their political bias that they believe everyone should hold.
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18 Oct 2004, 06:52
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yes, make him a PE Teacher, so he can watch kids as they change eh?
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18 Oct 2004, 07:12
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Cause those are the only ones that believe it's still mature beyond the age of 20 to make every sentence they utter either something innuendo based
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My American Politics / History teacher once built up an entire analogy based on the Watergate scandal being like seeing your parents have sex on the dining room table. So he won't be the only one.
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or something that let's the whole world know of their political bias that they believe everyone should hold.
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That's not a particularly apt description of MM, imo.
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I dunno, if the boards are suppose to be amatuer comedy parodying the news then yah it isn't an apt description I guess.
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I thought you would have been intensely disturbed by the prospect of someone so patently mentally unbalanced as I am being entrusted with educating future generations, but there you go.
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pretty sure that is a prerequisite
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18 Oct 2004, 09:23
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i would just like to state for the record that i have never done anything (sexually or otherwise) with a person under the age of sixteen
and i have the CRB check to prove it
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pretty sure that is a prerequisite
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Nope, but it helps
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I thought you would have been intensely disturbed by the prospect of someone so patently mentally unbalanced as I am being entrusted with educating future generations, but there you go.
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But haven't all generations had at least one teacher who is mad, so all you would be doing is continuing a fine tradition of nutters in education
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Nope, but it helps
But haven't all generations had at least one teacher who is mad, so all you would be doing is continuing a fine tradition of nutters in education
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The main thing is he looks intent to be failing the children in a subject that means jack squat anyway.
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The main thing is he looks intent to be failing the children in a subject that means jack squat anyway.
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True. But to teach history you have to be insane, because you get all the smart alecs asking 'why the suffragettes threw themselves under horses' and 'what were the men doing whilst the women were burning their bras'. Followed by the snickering at the back of the class.
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random n00b - r3 & 4
MoE - round 12
Rock - round 13, 14, 15, 16
Pragmatik - round 16
ToF - round 16
Subh - round 17
Pa Team - rounds 16, 17, 18, 19
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pretty sure that is a prerequisite
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Just about every teacher I had was a raving lunatic. MM will prob be a welcome change for the kids
"Oh a teacher with only mild neuroses! Yay \o/ "
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
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True. But to teach history you have to be insane, because you get all the smart alecs asking 'why the suffragettes threw themselves under horses' and 'what were the men doing whilst the women were burning their bras'. Followed by the snickering at the back of the class.
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Woah, that's a pretty lame history class duder, over the years at my high school there was the following.
One teacher being hounded out of class being teased called peanut.
One teacher who had a chair thrown at him.
One Teacher who came in drunk on whisky one day and called one of the girls who were taking the history course as a skive, a Stupid tart, after reading out the test scores for a recent test and arriving at her miserably low score(she was a stupid tart though in all possible definitions of the term).
And another teacher who got called eagle head cause well someone did the genius association with a bald eagle.
No-one learned anything, better than the geography teacher mind you who locked pupils in closets and forced pupils to shit their pants refusing them to use the bathroom cause she was some sort of deputy for the rector on top of being a shit geography teacher.
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18 Oct 2004, 12:19
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Try one teacher who got his butt stuck in a sink when he jumped up to sit on the back desk in the middle of telling us off.
Another two who were blatantly shagging the deputy head but didn't know he was doing another three behind each of their backs (deputy head was also history teacher)
Another one who we could never understand and always turned up late for the lessons or never turned up at all. (should point out he was a scouser, was always p*ssed as a fart and was a guarenteed paedo as he was shagging two students from the year above me before he got sacked.
We had two temps teach us for a week each but they disappeared with 'nervous breakdowns'
And one who whilst cycling to work decided to tell some students off for smoking and then got hit by a car because he wasn't paying attention to the road.
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Re: I'm Applying for Teaching.
it sounds like everyone from your area was just as shit as you
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it sounds like everyone from your area was just as shit as you
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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always turned up late for the lessons or never turned up at all... ...was always p*ssed as a fart and was a guarenteed paedo as he was shagging two students from the year above me before he got sacked.
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that's known as "living the dream"
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18 Oct 2004, 17:39
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i would just like to state for the record that i have never done anything (sexually or otherwise) with a person under the age of sixteen
and i have the CRB check to prove it
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Don't be ridiculous, I have the CRB check too. That just means you've never been caught.
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Don't be ridiculous, I have the CRB check too. That just means you've never been caught.
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