The New Speach president bush made

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[Deepflow]

Dear sweet Jesus what have you done?

[Zharkov]

.....


No.

[pablissimo]

Pulling that kind of shit wasn't even funny when that kind of shit was meant to be funny.

[Sandsnake]

someone should be castrated, shot, and burned...

Not necessarily in that order either..

[Dead_Meat]

This thread doesn't just fail to deliver, it should have failed to even get posted.



Do you see what I just did?

I put 'get posted' in a way that means this thread is so weak it should never have even been posted on the Internet.
I may have opened up a whole new avenue of the Internet 'funny' with this single sentence. I forsee a new wave of activity on these boards, as users regain their confidence in the Internet at that there is still 'the funny' out there, that there are as-yet unknown heights of cleverness to be scaled, new peaks of wit to challenge and, maybe, thwart the common user. But this will not be a challenge too great for those who are willing to dedicate themselves, no, it will be their greatest moment, so that we, we lucky few, will be able to hold ourselves high and state;

'YES, I WAS THERE WHEN DM REDISCOVERED THE FUNNY IN THAT SHITTY THREAD QDEATHSTAR PUT UP, YEAH, THAT ONE WHERE HE TOOK TEN ****ING PAGES OF A BUSH SPEECH AND PUT IT THROUGH A LEETSPEAK TRANSLATOR. WHAT A SAP.'

[pablissimo]

We should use this thread to come up with insults that don't involve swearing directed at the aforementioned moron.

From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Clownshoe.

[Marilyn Manson]

The question deserves to be asked plainly, and it deserves an answer:

Why on earth did you post that?

[Zar]

spell after me

s-p-e-e-c-h

[Phil^]

argh my eyes

[jerome]

this thread should be a bannable offence.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

this thread should be a bannable offence.

I think you mean a capital offence.

[Sunday8pm]

Yah definately capital.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

Yah definately capital.

Capital, yah.

[Nadval]

did anyone actualy read that shit? Did it actualy say anything interesting?

[pablissimo]

Is there a faggot-to-hetero convertor knocking round?

[Phang]

Originally Posted by pablissimo

Is there a faggot-to-hetero convertor knocking round?

ask nod.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I think you mean a capital offence.

what are you waiting for then, go get em tiger!

[Qdeathstar]

I found a HaX0r program, dont worry, i wont bother doing it again.. I was trying to put it into a language that everyone here could easily understand.

[Sunday8pm]

I can't believe he was allowed to make a second post in this thread...

are the admins powerless?

[Qdeathstar]

it isnt against the rules. I checked.

[Vaio]

Can we have a 'Shitest Post of The Week' competition ?

~Vaio~

[Sunday8pm]

Clause 1: shit posts or summit.

That said whenever Qdeathstar posts anything we should just requote it in leet speak and post what? underneath.

[Ste]

I skipped the original post and went straight to everyone elses comments.
I knew they'd be funnier.
Then again getting my penis trapped in a door would be funnier.

[Sunday8pm]

To you or to us Ste?

[Ste]

to everyone

[Sunday8pm]

You were suppose to say, "To me!"

Then I was going to start doing a chuckle brothers routine which is funnier than Qdeathstar.

[Ste]

but less funny than stapling my foreskin to the ceiling

It's just that bad.

[Embroglio]

Originally Posted by Vaio

Can we have a 'Shitest Post of The Week' competition ?

~Vaio~

as long as it automatically has an "all of sunday's" option to save time

[queball]

I actually think this is quite cool. The translation of "have" to "g07z" is quite confusing though: "none of us could gotz invisioned...".

[Hicks]

Originally Posted by Qdeathstar

it isnt against the rules. I checked.

Being a fag is though.

Close thread, ban.

[Tactitus]

Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

are the admins powerless?

Luckily for you yes they are.

[Tomkat]

Hey I can still post here, surely this thread is closed?

Edit: oh. more admins plz ta!

[KoeN]

HEUTE, EUROPA!
MORGEN, DIE WELT!

oh wait..

[JonnyBGood]

This is a bad thread.
QDS is a bad poster.
Please don't post again.

[jerome]

that won`t stop him though.

[Boogster]

I really thought that was great.

[JonnyBGood]

Originally Posted by Boogster

I really thought that was great.

Do not tell me you actually read that monstrosity?

[Boogster]

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Do not tell me you actually read that monstrosity?

Damn. You failed to notice the irony. You respect me less than I thought.

[Quazi Starbucks]

You think that piece of ****ing retarded shit qualifies as a subject for a thread, I have seen events where the contents of my nose could create more interesting and great discussion than that modified retarded piece of shit of a chatlog. I weep for everyone around you because if that is your idea of a conversation piece then they must all think you are the most mundane, un-interesting social retard alive. I mean it isn't even funny, its just some crappy speach made by a trained monkey from texas put through a "1337 speak" translator, how long did that ****ing take you 5 seconds, I put more effort into taking a shit than that, I have even taking more effort than that making this reply to this monstrocity of prose than you did thinking up the concept. In this wierd twisted work this makes me the loser, well **** you I am not the loser your shitty little thread, with shitty content is the loser and I hope to god your next one is better or you will see a lot of goddamn shit from me. You make me sick. Ban yourself, you are a waste of internet

[Rids]

Originally Posted by Quazi Starbucks

You think that piece of ****ing retarded shit qualifies as a subject for a thread, I have seen events where the contents of my nose could create more interesting and great discussion than that modified retarded piece of shit of a chatlog. I weep for everyone around you because if that is your idea of a conversation piece then they must all think you are the most mundane, un-interesting social retard alive. I mean it isn't even funny, its just some crappy speach made by a trained monkey from texas put through a "1337 speak" translator, how long did that ****ing take you 5 seconds, I put more effort into taking a shit than that, I have even taking more effort than that making this reply to this monstrocity of prose than you did thinking up the concept. In this wierd twisted work this makes me the loser, well **** you I am not the loser your shitty little thread, with shitty content is the loser and I hope to god your next one is better or you will see a lot of goddamn shit from me. You make me sick. Ban yourself, you are a waste of internet

Personal attack! Ban user!

[Quazi Starbucks]

Originally Posted by Rids

Personal attack! Ban user!

Close Thread! Drink Coffee!

Young lad the days of JBOY are over, the days of kurashima's apathy are upon us

[Kurashima]

Babelfish failed me on the translation. Therefore i had to close this thread for being posted in a language other than English.


*closed*