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31 Aug 2004, 17:07
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Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
just that, i don't want to go to the office party (despite the free food and beer), this friday, so i'm tempted to tell them i'm in belgium.
I am , just not on friday, more like monday.
anyone got a better excuse?
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31 Aug 2004, 17:09
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
My gran has had about 5 70th birthday parties in order to avoid certain events.
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31 Aug 2004, 17:09
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Tell them you'll be busy posting on the Planetarion forums. </predictable>
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31 Aug 2004, 17:13
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
say you arent up for drinking and want a quiet night in.
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31 Aug 2004, 17:22
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Say your mother is in hospital and you have a serious condition of flu. Youll get pity aswell as a "never mind" then...
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31 Aug 2004, 17:22
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Say you'll go! Free beer!
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31 Aug 2004, 17:23
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
tell them they're all ****s and you hate your shitty job and the shitty people you have to work with
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31 Aug 2004, 17:46
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Tell them you're getting plastic surgery and I'll go in your place.
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31 Aug 2004, 17:51
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Just say your religion strictly prevents you from leaving your house after 6PM on THAT particular Friday.
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31 Aug 2004, 17:52
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Tell them you have anthrax.
You'll get the rest of your career off too. Bonus++
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31 Aug 2004, 17:56
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
cjc that there is one fantastic avatar
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1 Sep 2004, 09:21
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
tell your boss you really want to sleep with his wife and you just can't control yoru need to fulfill your sexual hunger.
That should get you no more invites in future as well.
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1 Sep 2004, 09:32
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
i might just go, but only for a few hours.
i only really know like 4 people out of 45 in this company :/
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1 Sep 2004, 10:33
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
wonder why
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1 Sep 2004, 10:51
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
because ive only been here like 6 days
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1 Sep 2004, 10:59
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
excuses
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1 Sep 2004, 10:59
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
chance to get to know them all then
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1 Sep 2004, 11:09
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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because ive only been here like 6 days
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if thast all it is the simple one word answer is
N-E-T-W-O-R-K-I-N-G
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1 Sep 2004, 11:17
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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if thast all it is the simple one word answer is
N-E-T-W-O-R-K-I-N-G
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the servers are fine, thanks
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1 Sep 2004, 11:20
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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the servers are fine, thanks
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you know what i meant, apart from that the reply to that is
HO HO HO... (as sarcastically as i possibly can sound saying that!)
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1 Sep 2004, 11:24
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
i deny everythingh.
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1 Sep 2004, 11:37
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
especially planning to nob the fit receptionist. i deny that.
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1 Sep 2004, 11:41
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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especially planning to nob the fit receptionist. i deny that.
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Is she the bosses daughter? If not I doubt there is anything to deny
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1 Sep 2004, 12:03
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Say you've a stomach upset, which basically means you're shitting your brains out and they won't ask any more questions.
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1 Sep 2004, 12:20
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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Is she the bosses daughter? If not I doubt there is anything to deny
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i dont -think- so.
she is rather attractive though
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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especially planning to nob the fit receptionist. i deny that.
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1 Sep 2004, 14:56
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
debating in my brain between her and all the members of the PR team though...
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1 Sep 2004, 15:08
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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i dont -think- so.
she is rather attractive though
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"just do It"
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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debating in my brain between her and all the members of the PR team though...
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1 Sep 2004, 15:23
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
Choose me.....
Failing that madi is having endless problems...
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1 Sep 2004, 16:47
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
madi is always welcome <3
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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just that, i don't want to go to the office party (despite the free food and beer), this friday, so i'm tempted to tell them i'm in belgium.
I am , just not on friday, more like monday.
anyone got a better excuse?
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YES it is bad. Why? you ask.
There is FREE beer fs. Just drink and drink and drink some more and get wasted. . Will give you a nice reputation too tbh .
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1 Sep 2004, 17:18
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
I expected a thread about my beloved country!
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1 Sep 2004, 19:51
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
well i AM visiting it next week.
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2 Sep 2004, 14:56
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Re: Is saying im in belgium to avoid a party bad?
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
just that, i don't want to go to the office party (despite the free food and beer), this friday, so i'm tempted to tell them i'm in belgium.
I am , just not on friday, more like monday.
anyone got a better excuse?
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Well I wanted to go to amsterdam, my parents wanted me to go somewhere else for a break, as i went to amsterdam for a break like 6 weeks prior, so I lied and said I was going to Brussels, Belgium, worked a treat, great thing is if they ask what its like just say the beer was good and u tried some real nice chocolate, anyway moral of the story is belgium gets u out of a lot of situations.
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