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20 Jun 2004, 22:48
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Made of Twigs
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Is This Joke Old?
: : NEWSFLASH : :
Portuguese stadium officials have announced that David Beckham's voice
is going to be used to make all stadium announcements at England's
Euro 2004 matches.
A spokesman said, "We heard he comes over the PA really well."
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20 Jun 2004, 22:49
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Heh
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
ba boom *tsk*
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20 Jun 2004, 22:50
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
I'd not heard it but will be using it in the pub tomorrow night
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20 Jun 2004, 22:51
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the merciless
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
don't get it.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
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20 Jun 2004, 22:52
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lolly roffle
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
don't get it.
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HA HA
[/nelson]
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20 Jun 2004, 22:55
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
Why do the English football team make great lovers?
Because they can spend 90 minutes on top and still come second.
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20 Jun 2004, 23:31
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
don't get it.
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Rebecca Loos
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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20 Jun 2004, 23:35
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
don't get it.
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You suck
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20 Jun 2004, 23:38
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
You suck
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So did she. Allegedly.
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20 Jun 2004, 23:39
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
I set 'em up, you knock 'em SUCK
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20 Jun 2004, 23:40
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
I set 'em up, you knock 'em SUCK
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Your grasp of the english language becomes distinctly more scouse every time you post.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jun 2004, 23:41
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
In Edinburgh I'm known as the Comedy Scouser by at least three people.
When I was first told I nearly cried, I was so moved by the sentiment =(
ps 6,000 solid-gold posts
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20 Jun 2004, 23:42
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Is This Joke Old?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
In Edinburgh I'm known as the Comedy Scouser by at least three people.
When I was first told I nearly cried, I was so moved by the sentiment =(
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At the first sign of "Oh dey do dat down dere dont dey" , im changing your location to "Comedy Scouser" and gving you a 24hr pass to RP.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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