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18 Aug 2003, 17:10
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I am an idiot
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Southbank University
Has anyone heard the advert on radio for Southbank University?
I heard it again yesterday and the bit near the end where the dude says 'be whatever you want to be with Southbank University' really got me thinking.
I really want to be a black man.
What course(s) do I need to take at Southbank University to become a fully fledged black man? I have not got frigging idea, man.
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18 Aug 2003, 17:13
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The Twilight of the Gods
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South Bank is the 2nd worst university in the country, after Thames Valley.
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18 Aug 2003, 18:24
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Two of my classmates are in it. What they did is to not complete the course they're in while in college & you're transfered for a HND course.
P**s easy.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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18 Aug 2003, 18:53
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Destroyer of Worlds
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I trained at South Bank Uni last weekend. The staff are exceptionally rude, and the blue mats are exceptionally soft.
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18 Aug 2003, 23:11
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Lord Denning
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
South Bank is the 2nd worst university in the country, after Thames Valley.
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It used to be the worst, so it's improving!
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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18 Aug 2003, 23:21
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Proteus
It used to be the worst, so it's improving!
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Unfortunately not. Thames Valley is just getting worse.
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19 Aug 2003, 10:49
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I suppose South Bank & Thames Valley are battling it out for the undisputed Worst University of the whole of the UK.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Aug 2003, 12:17
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I am an idiot
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So the chances are going there will not allow me to reach my potential to be a black man?
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19 Aug 2003, 12:20
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Not really but it'll make you one hell of a legendary dumbo.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Aug 2003, 12:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by Toccata & Fugue
Well if you go to Southbank chances are you will wind up on bottom of the social ladder, with few oppurtunities being victimised by the police, so in many ways you will be a black man.
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Funny enough but I've never been victimised by the pigs for 18 years... and still counting. I must be special.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Aug 2003, 12:23
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Heh, Leeds !
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Rent Soul Man and see how easy it is but probably you wont have as many 'amusing' hijinks as the chap in the movie before finding the woman of his dreams who in 5 years time turns into this bitter and twisted evil hag who you just can't please and nothing you do is right.
There is a subtle message there if you know where to look
Vaio
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