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9 Jun 2003, 19:33
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Competition!
I'm sure you've all experienced it. You wake yourself up at 05:55 to quickly launch some fleets, then go back to bed.
But there's a new enemy in PA!
"96-29?"
"what... its... 5:55.... go away.... i.... oh sod it ...ZZZZZ"
The maths questiosn are the obvious ones, but I've seen a few rare delights in there also.
My question to the Planetarion Community - Who can find the stupidest question?
We want the jpeg link also, so we know you aren't a dirty liar!
THANKS.
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9 Jun 2003, 19:34
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Barrow
Posts: 131
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uuu
idd dude
i use my calculator :P
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9 Jun 2003, 19:59
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Idle Git
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Wandering
Posts: 1,550
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There was one I didn't have myself, so don't have link, but I had to help someone with the answer, it was "Complete the song title: "Amazing"" - I doubt many people know this, THe answer was, as I guessed, Amazing Grace, but I can't see many people knowing this among the mid to younger regions of the game, though I guess it isn't wholly stupid, just hard. There was one I had that was blatantly wrong, though can't remember it
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9 Jun 2003, 20:11
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used to register
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 979
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"What was the name of what apparently was the son of Darth vader"
Had to type the full name, Luke skywalker
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R7: 15:14 | R8: 34:4 / 52:10 ¤ | R9: 16:2 | R9.5: 34:6 / 41:6 ¤
R10: 2:2 | R10.5: 15:4 | R11: 28:8 | R12: 22:9
Damn, outdated and too lazy to edit, retired now
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Started playing again Still too lazy to update though
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9 Jun 2003, 20:14
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Ark-miner wannabe
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,005
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*happy he has a button on his keyboard called calculator*
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9 Jun 2003, 20:24
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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1 * 0 = 0
or not
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9 Jun 2003, 20:30
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Xenoc
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 297
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Is England a country or a state?
I guessed right, but, normally I'd assume any sovereign country is also a state.
And England is probably one of the most confusing examples around.
As I understand it; the British Parliament in London governs England and Wales (and Northern Ireland), the Scots have their own Parliament. The whole thing (England, Scotland and Wales, but excluding Northern Ireland) is called Great Britain (or, including Northern Ireland, United Kingdom).
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Does that make England a country or a state, or both?
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9 Jun 2003, 20:33
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 42
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If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?
drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope
ahahahaha
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9 Jun 2003, 20:46
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 21
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What is the name of the artist who likes both childrens and monkeys?
this one made me chuckle
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9 Jun 2003, 21:11
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180º
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 397
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well dont answer and press answer u might have luck and get an easy as 66-0
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9 Jun 2003, 22:40
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Quote:
Originally posted by NaQ
If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?
drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope
ahahahaha
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I got that too.
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9 Jun 2003, 22:58
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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These questions need to be written, without being racist or arrogant, by literate, native English speakers.
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10 Jun 2003, 04:16
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Quote:
Originally posted by NaQ
If you are old enough and you go to the pub at the weekend and have a .... ?
drink? nope
pint? nope
alchoholic beverage? nope
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Eheuehueheu. Best one so far.
HAVE A.....
-PERVE ON THE LARGE BOSOMED BARMAID!
-PUKE
-KEBAB ON THE WAY HOME
-BIG PONDER OVER STUPID PA BOT STOPPER QUESTIONS
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10 Jun 2003, 11:18
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Denmark
Posts: 17
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Quote:
Originally posted by CokeLight
What is the name of the artist who likes both childrens and monkeys?
this one made me chuckle
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got that one too. guessed it right tho, surprisingly. it was michael jackson. the only reason i answered correctly was that is was simply the only artist i could think of - at all.
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r5 - no know
r6 - no know
r7 - no know
r8 - no
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r9.5 - wont reveal while im playing - wont remember when im not...
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10 Jun 2003, 11:58
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Polar Bear
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: NZ \o/
Posts: 88
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I got something like "If you have trouble with Planetarion, you consult the ..."
The answer is "manual", but what help is the manual going to be fs?
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10 Jun 2003, 12:01
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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'In which TV show do we find Seinfeld'
Ahha.
Seriously though, a vast number of these questions were written by labotomy patients.
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11 Jun 2003, 04:05
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Raaaaaaaah!
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 2,296
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I whole and heartily agree with Tomkat, his view is the right one of this particular subject.
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Mercury & Solace
Always [Fury]
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11 Jun 2003, 04:37
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Aaranaf's Master
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 237
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What is Luke Skywalkers sister?
Answer: Leia
But who the hell can spell that... and if ur younger and never saw the older star wars?
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[1up] Peon
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11 Jun 2003, 04:38
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filmjölk
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Westaroze
Posts: 23
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dksljflsk
jag har dyskalkyli !!!
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11 Jun 2003, 09:56
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Ngisne
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: right here
Posts: 79
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I bet they are doing it so that jolt could get a tax break as an educational institution....
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11 Jun 2003, 11:16
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Sheep
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: IRC
Posts: 563
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atamur
I bet they are doing it so that jolt could get a tax break as an educational institution....
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haha, yeah.
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12 Jun 2003, 17:12
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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'Complete the song title: Rosa'
What the ****?
Shoot the question writer right the hell now
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12 Jun 2003, 17:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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The answer is whirlybird (well, almost).
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12 Jun 2003, 17:16
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Who writes the questions? And can we lynch him up to the max, ta?
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12 Jun 2003, 17:24
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m u p p e t
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Whenever Wherever
Posts: 477
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
'Complete the song title: Rosa'
What the ****?
Shoot the question writer right the hell now
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Rosa Helikopter
Some dutch dance song
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12 Jun 2003, 17:30
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
Rosa Helikopter
Some dutch dance song
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You're serious?
Only one word will do in situations such as this:
wankers.
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12 Jun 2003, 17:37
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In any girl
Posts: 2,825
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
Rosa Helikopter
Some dutch dance song
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Well.. tbh.. it IS swedish Who else than swedes could possibly make such songs? j/k btw, no offence to the swedes,
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12 Jun 2003, 17:37
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Barrow
Posts: 131
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Obviously pa crew were sat there thinking
hah we know the answers to these questions
and they wont know them
i failed my maths gcse heh, only one i failed i might add :P
and when u see 97 - 33
or summet u have to stop and think about it :P
and i had one the other day
who is someones name out of lotr
i aint even watched lotr so how would i know
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12 Jun 2003, 17:56
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Xenoc
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 297
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I find it quite amusing that they confuse digits and numbers. Wha? There's only one number - with three digits.
OFC, it's obvious what they meant to say.
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12 Jun 2003, 19:16
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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The writers of the questions need to do a bullet.
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