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Originally Posted by Deffeh
another great use of western monetary resources
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Dear Master Pot,
It has come to our attention that you have been prosletising about the proliferation of soot upon the fellow members of our valued tea solutions team.
I am writing to remind you that Mr Kettle is as valued a member of our production unit as yourself. It is not right; and it can not be tolerated, to suggest that he is less clean than yourself.
Kind Regards,
Yahwe Corp. (Inc.)
P.S. Wastepaper bins are provided for the disposal lightly soiled domestic waste. In future please consult your manager if you are unfamiliar with the location of our staff toilets.