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bwtmc · 20 Feb 2006, 01:49

http://pastebin.com/563628 (Edited for suitable use)

A Day In The Life Of Pure Shitness

jerome · 20 Feb 2006, 01:53

egoes were hurt during the making of the above production.

and we truly care.

Dav · 20 Feb 2006, 01:53

LMAO.... 1 word....

PWNED

Stoom · 20 Feb 2006, 01:54

hihi!

qebab · 20 Feb 2006, 01:56

I am quoted there. Is that good or bad? ):

Pennywiser · 20 Feb 2006, 01:59

rofl

pld

NitinA · 20 Feb 2006, 02:04

hahahaha

Cannon_Fodder · 20 Feb 2006, 02:08

tl;dr

What was the gist of it?

G.K Zhukov · 20 Feb 2006, 02:08

1) I dont play pa anymore.

2) I cant care to read every single line

3) So can someon tell me what its all about?

Ziw · 20 Feb 2006, 02:09

how terrible evul ^^
oi, nitina, gimme a cookie

Gate · 20 Feb 2006, 08:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

3) So can someon tell me what its all about?

jer and bwtmc get into an angels attack chan. They persuade the angels in there that they have joined their alliance. Kj turns up and realises something is awry, but doesn't get around to kicking them*. The main amusement is on the last screen of text, I suggest scrolling down and reading that bit. :|

*EDIT: Doesn't have access, so can't kick them.

Benneh · 20 Feb 2006, 09:32

<3 bwtmc and jernub

Zh|l · 20 Feb 2006, 09:44

I personally found this to be amusing

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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> excuse me for being blunt
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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> but
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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> wtf
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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> are you doing in here?
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[00:13] <jer> you asked us to join..
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[00:13] <jer> wtf?
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[00:13] <jer> is this some joke?
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[00:13] <TheSaint> mmmmmmmmmphhrhrhr
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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> well I'm no HC so ...
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[00:13] <Kjeldoran> I'm asking you
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[00:13] <TheSaint> if ur not hc u dont have authority to ask :/
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[00:13] <TheSaint> :p

Chika · 20 Feb 2006, 11:34

lol. Good god. Now if we can only do this to Exil they will stop owning PA!

Paisley · 20 Feb 2006, 11:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by bwtmc

http://pastebin.com/563628 (Edited for suitable use)

A Day In The Life Of Pure Shitness

Ya big chancer
thats is truly "near the knuckle" chuckle stuff

Seth Mace · 20 Feb 2006, 14:02

Hehe, somebody will be getting a spanking from Angels HC me thinks:E

Legator · 20 Feb 2006, 14:05

lol.....

Kjeldoran · 20 Feb 2006, 14:18

The only 2 things I wish to say on this are the following:

a: I did not grant either of them access to that channel. Nor did I provide the key or invite them. I simply have no access at all to that particular attack channel (Alki will confirm this).

b: Both PLAYERS (edited for retarded readers) would have been kick/banned immediatly by me if I had the access to execute it. Chika will agree to this, given that he found himself in a similar situation where I wrongly kicked him.

DrunkenViking · 20 Feb 2006, 14:39

Nasteh.

bwtmc · 20 Feb 2006, 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kjeldoran

Both members would have been kick/banned immediatly by me if I had the access...

I just find it funny you still haven't caught on to the fact that we weren't members, we aren't members and we never will be members..!

Kargool · 20 Feb 2006, 14:56

meh.. did the same to 1up in r13.. :-p

Dav · 20 Feb 2006, 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kargool

meh.. did the same to 1up in r13.. :-p

Dont mean to point out the obvious or anything Kargool.... But its round 16 now so no1 cares bout round 13 :/ sorry

Nadar · 20 Feb 2006, 15:21

Poor Kj being bullied by jer and bwtmc :/

Sjor · 20 Feb 2006, 15:22

key for tonites attack will be jerome_is_zthe_own_of_universe

DrunkenViking · 20 Feb 2006, 15:22

I sneaked into this girls panties once, but i was granted permission from the pantie-owner.

Nadar · 20 Feb 2006, 15:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkenViking

I sneaked into this girls panties once, but i was granted permission from the pantie-owner.

Isn't it amazing how you can buy everything nowadays?

Envious · 20 Feb 2006, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by bwtmc

I just find it funny you still haven't caught on to the fact that we weren't members, we aren't members and we never will be members..!

maybe catch on the fact noone gives a shit

[i2k]Xy · 20 Feb 2006, 15:58

"lael, jernub j00r so funneh" :\

BLACK_OPPS · 20 Feb 2006, 16:14

mr dee poo you dident stick your foot in it again did u ??

Sjor · 20 Feb 2006, 16:35

only me had op so only me could have kicked them but was to tired so went asleep after releasing target
so blame me and the one leaking the key

MaxMilliaN · 20 Feb 2006, 16:50

whehe

jerome & bwtomchedceomc

angels i wouldnt forget this 1up act on u guys for next round!

coffee- · 20 Feb 2006, 17:01

I'm willing to assume the pastebin has been editted?

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[23:25] <bwtmc`afk> I SUCK JER"S COCK ON A REGULAR BASIS! I HAVE IN FECTIONS IN MY MOUTH, I SHOULD GET HIM TO WASH MORE
Session Start: Sun Feb 19 23:28:21 2006
Session Ident: #vortec
[23:28] * Now talking in #vortec
[23:28] * Topic is '4 http://parser.visionhq.org/index.php?p=pa&id=bullocks '
[23:28] * Set by Sjor|busy on Sun Feb 19 21:45:50
[23:28] * jer has joined #vortec
[23:28] <bwtmc> high five jer!

jerome · 20 Feb 2006, 17:36

no it's true, i only wash my penis casually and bwtmc's adoration for it is well..rather well known now.

suave · 20 Feb 2006, 17:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxMilliaN

angels i wouldnt forget this 1up act on u guys for next round!

beside of the fact, that neither jerome nor bwtmc are current members of 1up you might find this quote of bwtmc interesting:

Quote:

[23:31] <bwtmc> i'm ex-eXilition hc

so keep your sappy attempts to take on 1up on every post you make for yourself, will you? ta

(yes, we know, you owned us hard and we suck and only have easy rides etc)

Stifler · 20 Feb 2006, 17:54

lmao

jer can be funny then....

MaxMilliaN · 20 Feb 2006, 19:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by suave

beside of the fact, that neither jerome nor bwtmc are current members of 1up you might find this quote of bwtmc interesting:

so keep your sappy attempts to take on 1up on every post you make for yourself, will you? ta

(yes, we know, you owned us hard and we suck and only have easy rides etc)

omg he has 1up tag in his sig!!111 and they both were 1up members...

maybe stop taking everything so serious and stop whining when somone besides 1up members say things with 1up in it.

and tnx for telling again how we owned u hard and that u suck, we know that

Tomkat · 20 Feb 2006, 19:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxMilliaN

and tnx for telling again how we owned u hard and that u suck, we know that

Owned being the key word.

As in... in the past.

As in... Not in the present.

As in... irrelevant, as it's history.

Never mind though. I mean, I still use my past results like my 11+ scores when listing my academic achievements!

Proxi · 20 Feb 2006, 19:50

Since when did something happening in the past make an event irrelevant :/

I understand that you were trying to pick holes in maxes shit posts to make him look silly, but really he does that all on his own.

G.K Zhukov · 20 Feb 2006, 19:59

It's not uncommon for the enemy to join a alliance channel where they are not suppose to be. And that can be amusing enough.

But the really funny stuff is always how the enemy manages to enter/get access to such channels. Now can someone paste the log(s) where we are shown this?
I mean, Im not really laughing hard here jerome and bwtmc.

Nadar · 20 Feb 2006, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

It's not uncommon for the enemy to join a alliance channel where they are not suppose to be. And that can be amusing enough.

But the really funny stuff is always how the enemy manages to enter/get access to such channels. Now can someone paste the log(s) where we are shown this?
I mean, Im not really laughing hard here jerome and bwtmc.

Telling the enemy how you get access to such channels would is the same as helping them. So why would they?

G.K Zhukov · 20 Feb 2006, 21:16

I assumed Angels already knows that. Maybe I was wrong, but hey.

jerome · 20 Feb 2006, 21:31

i hear they don't

Chika · 20 Feb 2006, 21:42

Hopefully Exil doesn't either.

G.K Zhukov · 20 Feb 2006, 21:47

Now thats funny, jerome!

Zh|l · 20 Feb 2006, 22:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxMilliaN

omg he has 1up tag in his sig!!111 and they both were 1up members...

maybe stop taking everything so serious and stop whining when somone besides 1up members say things with 1up in it.

and tnx for telling again how we owned u hard and that u suck, we know that

So you're saying anyone who was past 1up still counts as 1up then?

Excellent, then "1up" has won every round then. Because Kaifux was 1up I'm afraid, and bwtmc too.

Look's like it's taken 1up to beat 1up I'm afraid.

Which defacto's down to 1up winning.

Aceness

Alki · 20 Feb 2006, 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zh|l

So you're saying anyone who was past 1up still counts as 1up then?

Excellent, then "1up" has won every round then. Because Kaifux was 1up I'm afraid, and bwtmc too.

Look's like it's taken 1up to beat 1up I'm afraid.

Which defacto's down to 1up winning.

Aceness

arent you a bit hypcritical, calling anyone who was past dragons/ldk an exi member?

jerome · 20 Feb 2006, 22:57

where did he do that?

Alki · 20 Feb 2006, 23:32

well going on the whole concensus of the 'majority' i decided to do the same

Zh|l · 21 Feb 2006, 07:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alki

arent you a bit hypcritical, calling anyone who was past dragons/ldk an exi member?

It unfortunately seems you can't read.

Please learn then come back to try again

MaxMilliaN · 21 Feb 2006, 13:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat

Owned being the key word.

As in... in the past.

As in... Not in the present.

As in... irrelevant, as it's history.

Never mind though. I mean, I still use my past results like my 11+ scores when listing my academic achievements!

then go whine to suave with your stuff, as he just pointed that we owned him and i said he was right