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20 May 2004, 15:48
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Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Right i despise mobile phones.
As such i dont own one.
However after reading late last year about developments (still in the lab stage) in the digital cameras mobiles use which would allow them to focus (current mobile pics are shit) i more or less decided that i'd finally get a mobile when i could just pretend that it was a proper digital camera.
Unfortunately that time seems to be now (well next year anyway).
I suppose holding out for this long is an achievement of sorts anyway*.
*all my friends, despite being of a similar mindset to me (ie mobiles are gay), succumbed to their temptations years ago.
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20 May 2004, 15:54
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
0.5g?
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20 May 2004, 16:00
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
I read that as Ohhh NOSE and thought you were going to talk about your cold again.
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20 May 2004, 16:02
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
1 moaning thread is enough.
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20 May 2004, 16:11
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
3G allows video content and stuff (basically a faster network)
2.5G is what most of us have now - photo messages, extended text messages, that kind of stuff.
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20 May 2004, 16:25
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
The Nokia 6600 handest has a pretty decent camera/video camera - a lot better than all other phone cams I've seen.
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20 May 2004, 16:33
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Stew
The Nokia 6600 handest has a pretty decent camera/video camera - a lot better than all other phone cams I've seen.
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But it doesn't have optical zoom (which is what im after).
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20 May 2004, 16:39
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Oh
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20 May 2004, 17:27
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
The Nokia 6600 camera is ****ing shit compared to many other phones too.
If you want a digital camera, buy a digital camera for **** sake. You do realise, that any decent quality picture, ie, the 1 megapixel ones on the Sharp GX30 are far too big to actually send from the phone. Therefore, you then have to lay out another £30 for a data cable if you want to get them onto your PC.
and even if you were able to send them, 300kb at 0.7 pence a kilobyte makes for expensive photos.
I ****ing despise you faggots who want a real digital camera from a mobile phone. Its a phone, you use it to call people, and be called. Its not a ****ing camera.
**** off.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
the P900 is the answer to all of life's problems. all of them.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
i am yet to see the point of most of the silly features integrated into most mobile phones now
saying that though, my mates xda2 is amazing and i really really want one
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Rids
The Nokia 6600 camera is ****ing shit compared to many other phones too.
If you want a digital camera, buy a digital camera for **** sake. You do realise, that any decent quality picture, ie, the 1 megapixel ones on the Sharp GX30 are far too big to actually send from the phone. Therefore, you then have to lay out another £30 for a data cable if you want to get them onto your PC.
and even if you were able to send them, 300kb at 0.7 pence a kilobyte makes for expensive photos.
I ****ing despise you faggots who want a real digital camera from a mobile phone. Its a phone, you use it to call people, and be called. Its not a ****ing camera.
**** off.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
I have a Sharpe GX30 with the old 1 mega pixel camera and send pictures from it all the time, go me.
The quality is quite good, not brilliant but good enough for me:
http://www20.brinkster.com/chrishicks/picture004.jpg
Crap lighting in that one though.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
My phone doesn't have a camera or even a colour screen. Clearly I'm a friendless nerd.
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20 May 2004, 18:49
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Originally Posted by LHC
My phone doesn't have a camera or even a colour screen. Clearly I'm a friendless nerd.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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the P900 is the answer to all of life's problems. all of them.
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Not it the dark its not.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Thats not at the 1 megapixel resolution though retard.
YOu cant send a file over 30kb via MMS on Vodafone yet. Although this will go up 70kb pretty soon.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
The largest size pictures you can take are XXL with fine quality, I was assuming that’s the 1 megapixel resolution ? Unless I am indeed being retarded and am missing an obvious button labelled "PRESS HERE FOR THE 1 MEGAPIXEL RESOLUTION"somewhere. Pictures of that quality (Which the link isn't one) come out to about 150kb-200kb which compresses to like sub 20kb for sending, go figure.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Rids is possibly the angriest man in the world.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Not it the dark its not.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Why does Dace want an easily concealable digital camera?
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20 May 2004, 20:49
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Why is your shirt all ripped and you have blood on your shirt?
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Why does Dace want an easily concealable digital camera?
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At last somebody asks "the question that counts" :angelic:
P.S. **** you rids you're shit.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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At last somebody asks "the question that counts" :angelic:
P.S. **** you rids you're shit.
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Dace you do know they are implementing in future a loud beep on phones should you take a photo so everyone is aware you are taking photos?
They've already done this in japan because that country is full of dace's.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Dace you do know they are implementing in future a loud beep on phones should you take a photo so everyone is aware you are taking photos?
They've already done this in japan because that country is full of dace's.
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Yeah well hopefully ill get a mobile with a (proper) camera before they do implement the beep thing.
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21 May 2004, 00:53
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Rids is right. I own a Nokia 3200 and I don't even use the camera on it that much.
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21 May 2004, 00:54
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Saying that tho dont mobiles with cameras make a "snapping" sound atm abyway (the one Beckham advertises does anyway).
Saying another thing ... the noise of a club/busy stree/whatever should be loud enough to cover the noise anyway so "it's all good".
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21 May 2004, 00:56
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Rids is right.
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No he's not.
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21 May 2004, 00:56
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You can turn that sound off you know.
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21 May 2004, 00:57
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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You can turn that sound off you know.
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All i can say is "bonus".
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21 May 2004, 00:58
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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one thing you should consider, phone cameras are somewhat slow at taking the pic .. its not just click and VOILÁ!, you have to wait a few milisecs for it to adjust
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I'll bear it in mind.
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21 May 2004, 01:05
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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what I meant is that you need something professional to take your dodgy pictures. holding a phone for more than 2 secs while aiming at someone* will certainly look suspicious
* under 14 year old girls
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What if i put the phone to my ear, pretend im "on it" and then point my head in the general direction of the girl and then take a photo?!
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21 May 2004, 01:06
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It's not that professional.
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It is possible.
If he was a babe magnet.
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21 May 2004, 01:09
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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can you hold your head straight for 2 secs?
can you make the girl not move for 2 secs?
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I can try*.
*repeatedly
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21 May 2004, 01:49
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Because I'm oh so friendly !
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Dace.
Lets just imagine, that decent camera phones were out now, and priced about the same as your top of the range camera phones are these days.
So, if you want to get the phone for free, you're going to need to go onto a plan which is £30 a month, giving you 200 minutes inclusive a month. Just think, you could use these 200 minutes to phone all your frie.... well, you could a speaking clock, for 200 minutes a month, for free!
You've then got a phone, with a camera. Now, this phone isnt going to be small, its probably going to around the size of a credit card wallet, at a guess, maybe a bit thicker. Now, if you want to pull those high quality photos off the phone and onto the PC, you're going to need a datacable, extra £30.
Over the course of the year, you will have spent £390 on a phone, which a decent camera, with optical zoom. Now, that camera, on the phone, is not going to be as good, as a digital camera you could get for £390. Most likely it wont have a flash, and the LCD screen on the phone for viewing the picture will be shit. This is in most cases the truth.
Now, I sell these ****ing things all week long. And I'm more than happy to con most retards into buying with lines like 'but, you wont need to carry your digital camera around with you' and stuff like that. I'm being honest with you here, camera phones are a waste of ****ing time.
See the logic.
* All points in this post are considered to be my opinion. Unless you want to buy one from me, then ignore everything I say.
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21 May 2004, 14:20
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Thanks rids for at least pointing out the "cons" of the argument :)
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21 May 2004, 14:29
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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It is possible.
If he was a babe magnet.
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21 May 2004, 16:23
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
If you get a camera in your phone you can get them insured together relatively cheaply. If you buy a camera separately, not only will you have lots of "oh i wish I had my digital camera on me for that picture" moments (solved by mobile with camera in), but insurance will be a hassle, as you'll have to do both the camera AND the phone.
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I fully endorse rids
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I fully endorse this endorsement of rids.
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Anyone can do that... stalk behind any fit girl.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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21 May 2004, 23:41
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Good pic :twothumbsup:
Where was it taken?
Are alot of the women there that fit?
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
Hmmm
Dace , do NOT sit at your window taking pictures of the children in the playground, its not healthy, and it may lead to a prosecution which you will find difficult to explain.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
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Hmmm
Dace , do NOT sit at your window taking pictures of the children in the playground, its not healthy, and it may lead to a prosecution which you will find difficult to explain.
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Sure. They'll believe you.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
http://users.aber.ac.uk/jat2/phone/
all those are taken with a Samsung E700. Some are crap and some are ace. It depends on shakey hands and lighting.
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I didn't know you had the hots for a midget JJ...
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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let me kiss you one last time.
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Re: Ohhhhhh N0es!!!!!!!!
I didn't know KaneEd was a girl!
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Shocking!
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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