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Unread 11 Nov 2003, 16:54   #1
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Professional 5 a side football

Which club do you think would have the best team in a 5 a side tournament? What team would you pick?

For instance...

Chelsea:

Cudicini

Terry

Lampard/Duff

Mutu

Although you could replace Franky with Makelele if you'd prefer a more defensive bent.

Can you think of a team that is better than that? What about your club?

(Poom/Breen/Arca/Thornton/Stewart)
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Any way i think about it, Celtic would suck at that. Our holding midfielders are pretty shitty, and Liam miller wouldnt have room to race past folk / skin the **** out of them. Neither sutton or Hartson really is the best an for the job either. Plus, although bobo is our best defender (and one of the best there is) playing a one man defence with the combined distribution of Douglas and Balde = you lose.

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Larsson
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With larsson playing withdrawn, and fatty on a diet. But its still a terrible lineup.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

this thread needs a [football] tag.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

id also have to say that veron is probably more suited to 5 a side than duff is
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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id also have to say that veron is probably more suited to 5 a side than duff is
It depends how you play it; on a small pitch, I'd prefer Duff and his better close control/defender beating abilities. However, if it were 5 a side on a large pitch, then Veron would be superb for it; positively made for it in fact. His playing style (driving from deep and controlling distribution) suits a more open game down to the ground.

The more open pitch would also help your Celtic side, although it would be biased in favour of great passers, like Beckham, Veron and Gerrard, as opposed to the close control merchants of Cage style games.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

We would win. With Friedel stood in the middle of the 5 a side nets nobody would score past him.

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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It depends how you play it; on a small pitch, I'd prefer Duff and his better close control/defender beating abilities. However, if it were 5 a side on a large pitch, then Veron would be superb for it; positively made for it in fact. His playing style (driving from deep and controlling distribution) suits a more open game down to the ground.

The more open pitch would also help your Celtic side, although it would be biased in favour of great passers, like Beckham, Veron and Gerrard, as opposed to the close control merchants of Cage style games.
I actually would have said it the other way around. But i think the "size of pitch" we're both imagining is quite different. Im imagining 5 a side "courts" - if youve ever player at any of the 'Goals' chain. Although duff's trickery would be invaluable, id much prefer Veron for his strength and his one touch passings.

PS, i meant to say to you before.
Stan Varga has been a frickin revelation for us. Seriously. With both Johan Mjallby and Joos Valgaeren out, the obvious covers were Ulrik Laursen who played a lot last year, but hes injured, and Stephen Crainey - who played half a game, got an assist, and picked up an injury ( ). So Jackie McNamara (who isnt the worlds best full back, never mind centre back) and Stan Varga have been playing alongside the Bobo for us.

The result? Played 12 games in the SPL, let in three goals. Played four games in the CL, let in three goals.

And his passing isnt half bad either, hes even chipped in a goal
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Given
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Id have to say given the physical aspect of five a side youd be suprised whod come out with wins. Would you like to face savage in five a sides?

Bet van nistelrooy and pires would still dive too, pity the rules are more lax in 5 a side courts
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Get your coat.

Also, having seen Joe Cole play a lot in the west ham youth team, he'd be in any Chelsea 5 aside team, with the additional space he'd get, his tricks would be a huge asset.
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Stan Varga has been a frickin revelation for us.
Thing is, he, like Thome, was one of the marginalised defenders, and thus never got a chance to form any kind of partnership; in addition, Peter Reid isn't exactly the best person to control a large squad.
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You're not allowed Roy Keane, as he's not part of the irish national setup any more.
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PS And excuse me but roy keane but have neil and savage as a sideorder to Vieira.
I dont think he is a bad keeper so to speak, but, I think Taylor has the potential to be a future england keeper, and should have been given the chance.
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You're not allowed Roy Keane, as he's not part of the irish national setup any more.

Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.





PS Lehmann hasn't done a single thing so far to convince me he's anything above mediocre. He's not on the David James level of clanger every other game but he hardly adds anything to an already shaky back-line. For the top two Howard looks much the better buy, although that might be due to Utd's defence settling down a bit more this season (before the ferdinand incident that is which will doubtlessly **** things up again).
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

We'd rock at that.

It's a well known fact that Hoddle spent every training session showing off in the 5-a-sides.

(If only we has him back now we'd actually win something )
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Douglas
Balde
Thompson
Larsson
Hartson

With larsson playing withdrawn, and fatty on a diet. But its still a terrible lineup.


Hedman
Balde
Thompson
Sutton
Larsson



No way would you ever play Hartson.

EVER!

Have you played fives?

You run and run and run and run.

Running isn't Hartsons strong point.

Also with Sutton you have a player who can play in any role who in addition can score.

Personally i prefer Hedman to Douglas too.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Must make room for giggs
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I'd remove Ferdinand, definitely. He's not good against top class attackers.
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players that run at players aren't good in 5 a side
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

In five asides you need pace and ball control. Obviously the winners every single time if this was real would be Madrid.

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Can be useful, especially on, as deffeh said, a larger pitch where you can isolate people.
I was thinking of the traditional 5 a side size pitch, but yes, you can get larger ones and they could be useful there.
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In five asides you need pace and ball control. Obviously the winners every single time if this was real would be Madrid.

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

It really all depends on the size of pitch. You're all going for pacy teams, on the pitch im thinking of your teams would get ****ed.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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It really all depends on the size of pitch. You're all going for pacy teams, on the pitch im thinking of your teams would get ****ed.
I was thinking of fit players with a good first touch and good close control.

My team would be:

Keller
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Comedy spurs team of

Keller
King
Redknapp
Anderton
Kanoute


The only question is which one of them would get injured running onto the pitch!
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The only question is which one of them would get injured running onto the pitch!
If i had to do a proper team, i reckon the best we could manage was:

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Re: Professional 5 a side football

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Because lollypops count for more than goals in 5 a-side .
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Kezman would promise to score, but fail to do so because the opposing team isn't FC Volendam.
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Beckham would have to get in there somewhere, due to his workrate/fitness at the very least.
I fail to see how a beautiful 60 yard pass directly to the feet of your own player is useful in a 5 a side, considering even the largest pitches aren't that large. Curling free kicks wouldn't help either, and when choosing just 5 players, going on workrate probably wouldn't be too wise.
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I can imagine.

Waterreus would just stand there.
Hofland would look at the opposing team and get injured. Before the game starts.
Van Bommel would be kicking ankles left and right. Including the referee's.
Robben would be falling over and demanding a yellow card. Before anyone else enters the pitch.
Kezman would promise to score, but fail to do so because the opposing team isn't FC Volendam.
The highlight of the season being that in any direct confrontation, Ajax wouldn't leave the pitch alive either.

sad but true.
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Are Spurs signing him?
Nah, he's too good for them when he does play. And manages not to get injured.
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The highlight of the season being that in any direct confrontation, Ajax wouldn't leave the pitch alive either.
I'm looking forward to Van Bommel vs. Ibrahimovic already.
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Especially for the occasion, we'll drug up Faber so that young Z. can instantly say goodbye to an otherwise promising looking international carreer.
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Especially for the occasion, we'll drug up Faber so that young Z. can instantly say goodbye to an otherwise promising looking international carreer.
Isn't Faber dead?
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Neil Alexander
Danny Gabbiadon
Graham Kavanagh / Richard Langley
Robert Earnshaw

and I would say Madrid would probably have the best team.
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Re: Professional 5 a side football

Wapenaar - Quick reactions
Linvoy - Ability to get it OUT
Faye - general ability to be everywhere at once
Berger - skilful flair player
Sheringham - intelligence up front

'ave it

But no one's going to beat Real in this

CLEARLY.
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