|
17 Dec 2004, 13:53
|
#1
|
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Amsterdam, NL
Posts: 47
|
WTFPWN ship?
There have been some reports of a ship in pa that is not in the stats. We have encountered it only once, but it was a frightening experience. The ship seems to be called "WTFPWN ship".
It is reported to fire at eta 2, which gives it a lower init than any other ship. Furthermore it isn't targeted by any ship listed in the stats. It is said that this ship can only be built by top-planets (since they cost about 75mil of each resource), after having completed all research. Therefor there are only about four of these ships in the game at the current time
This is a battlereport of an encounter with this ship: http://users.pandora.be/stofferken/wtfpwn.htm
Fortunatelly we haven't had it attacking us so far. It is said that it can cap up to 175% of one's roids. Meaning that even after being hit by this ship, you'll engage in a "roid payment plan" to the attacker
Does anyone have any information about this ship and why pa team held information back about it? I'm quite intrigued..
__________________
[SiN] - We aim to please
Last edited by Amnesia; 17 Dec 2004 at 13:59.
Reason: typo
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 13:56
|
#2
|
Retired VGN
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: In a country without a proper word for "sane"
Posts: 467
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
You got too much time on your hands
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 13:57
|
#3
|
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 5
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Well as you can see I like it to defend my base.
__________________
[SiN]
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 13:58
|
#4
|
[SiN] HC
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 56
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Small correction.. It fires at INIT -2.
(ETA -2 would make it a bit slow on the fire...)
__________________
Think SiN!
Quote:
<@Cedlind> I get a bad wibe on the nick
<@Clogg|zZzZz> you get that with most nicks tbh
|
SiN->SiNND *shivers*->SiN->TGV->really long break->Asc
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 14:35
|
#5
|
Inactive peon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 6,050
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
PATeam denies any accusations that we are in 1up's pocket.... I mean big alliance's pockets...
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 14:37
|
#6
|
Don't make me declare war
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,913
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
IDD, kal was not at my house last night, and did NOT get extra sausage for his info.
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 14:41
|
#7
|
Retired VGN
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: In a country without a proper word for "sane"
Posts: 467
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
At first I read the name of the original post wrong, thought it was Almeida
I was "heh, 1up telling stories again... and they never learn"
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 14:45
|
#8
|
[SiN] HC
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 56
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
And it seems we have our first hostile contact with the ship.. this one hurtt a lot..
http://www.dataparty-mn.biz/~inithello/wtfpwn/
__________________
Think SiN!
Quote:
<@Cedlind> I get a bad wibe on the nick
<@Clogg|zZzZz> you get that with most nicks tbh
|
SiN->SiNND *shivers*->SiN->TGV->really long break->Asc
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 15:00
|
#9
|
SiN
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 18
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amnesia
*** Lots of irrelevant stuff ***
Therefor there are only about four of these ships in the game at the current time
*** More irrelevant stuff ***
|
My sources tell me that 1up has ownership of at least 2 of them... Maybe that's why they are so 1337
__________________
Something [SiN]
--------
<Gumbie> !hit 1.1 cent horn
<Jeeves> --- 1.1 Centaur will kill 0.277037037037 Hornet
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 15:37
|
#10
|
fanboy
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Trondheim, Norway
Posts: 492
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Is this supposed to make me laugh?
__________________
Ascendancy, former [ 1UP] & Ministry.
FOUNDER OF THE OFFICIAL ASCENDANCY LADY GAGA FAN CLUB
ASCENDANCY DEMOLITION MAN
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 15:40
|
#11
|
[SiN] HC
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 56
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
That would be your own choice.
I have confirmed lauhgs from several people so far, so if one person doesn't, I still think the joke is a success
__________________
Think SiN!
Quote:
<@Cedlind> I get a bad wibe on the nick
<@Clogg|zZzZz> you get that with most nicks tbh
|
SiN->SiNND *shivers*->SiN->TGV->really long break->Asc
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 16:01
|
#12
|
Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,583
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
add another laugh to the total. well - a giggle at least.
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 17:51
|
#13
|
I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In any girl
Posts: 2,825
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest
IDD, kal was not at my house last night, and did NOT get extra sausage for his info.
|
ofc he wasnt and ofc he didnt.. he was at my place and we made hooooooooooot luv..
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 18:11
|
#14
|
Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
The other two are mine.
Edit: Sorry for the edit Leshy, hope i've fixed the post correctly. That Rohypnol is strong stuff . - JC
Last edited by JC; 21 Dec 2004 at 14:43.
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 18:17
|
#15
|
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 5
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
The other two are mine.
|
No they arent, dont try to fool us
__________________
[SiN]
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 18:54
|
#16
|
[SiN] HC
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 56
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
As we can see on the news in the first post, Stoffer owns one of them.
__________________
Think SiN!
Quote:
<@Cedlind> I get a bad wibe on the nick
<@Clogg|zZzZz> you get that with most nicks tbh
|
SiN->SiNND *shivers*->SiN->TGV->really long break->Asc
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 18:55
|
#17
|
SiN
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 18
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkie
Is this supposed to make me laugh?
|
No. This whole thread, and all posts herein, have the specific and intentional purpose of not making you laugh. I am rather pleased that we have succeeded in our non-attempt.
__________________
Something [SiN]
--------
<Gumbie> !hit 1.1 cent horn
<Jeeves> --- 1.1 Centaur will kill 0.277037037037 Hornet
Last edited by Karjeg; 17 Dec 2004 at 18:56.
Reason: tyop
|
|
|
17 Dec 2004, 21:34
|
#18
|
Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Posts: 3,237
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Does anyone remember the mysterious fifth race?
__________________
The Ottawa Citizen and Southam News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn, published Oct. 22. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr. Steyn published Oct. 15, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology.
|
|
|
20 Dec 2004, 00:07
|
#19
|
the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 1,492
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amnesia
....Meaning that even after being hit by this ship, you'll engage in a "roid payment plan" to the attacker
|
a roid payment plan huh.. and 4 wtfpwn ships?!?? hmm..
/me looks over at 1up and SiN HQ's
SiN's got 2 and 1up's got the other 2 huh.. you know what, im getting sick of this f#!@## sh!@@%@#!!! give us back our cup-a-soup machine!! humpfft!!
__________________
"....some might say, we will find a brighter day...."
-Oasis
Veneratio | Insomnia | F-Crew | Subh
|
|
|
20 Dec 2004, 02:08
|
#20
|
Forever Noob
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Holland
Posts: 321
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tactitus
Does anyone remember the mysterious fifth race?
|
Yeah, you remember what round it was? 5/6?
__________________
<Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property
<Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another
<[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc
<Zhil> I am HC
<Zhil> I gave myself permission
<[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet
Played r4-9.5 r12-14 Now retired.
Proud to have been Cosmic Frostbite (r12 - 22:5 - #1 gal)
Forever [4D] - LCH, ND, Absolute, TFD, DLR
Might and greed will never outweigh honor and loyalty!
|
|
|
20 Dec 2004, 10:18
|
#21
|
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Amsterdam, NL
Posts: 47
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
a roid payment plan huh.. and 4 wtfpwn ships?!?? hmm..
/me looks over at 1up and SiN HQ's
SiN's got 2 and 1up's got the other 2 huh.. you know what, im getting sick of this f#!@## sh!@@%@#!!! give us back our cup-a-soup machine!! humpfft!!
|
didn't know it was you when we sent ours at steal-cup-a-soup mode to planets with a lot of soup
you were just soup-fat anyway
__________________
[SiN] - We aim to please
|
|
|
20 Dec 2004, 13:23
|
#22
|
Most unimportant guy...
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kvinesdal
Posts: 1,393
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
heh...I invented the h00tet00t ships that steals the WTFPWN ships :/
__________________
When we discover the centre of the universe, alot of people will be shocked and dissapointed to know that they are not it!
Retired
|
|
|
20 Dec 2004, 16:35
|
#23
|
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 5
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonas
heh...I invented the h00tet00t ships that steals the WTFPWN ships :/
|
Well something went quite wrong with your invention: http://users.pandora.be/stofferken/wtfpwn.htm
__________________
[SiN]
|
|
|
21 Dec 2004, 13:45
|
#24
|
Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
|
Re: WTFPWN ship?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cedlind
I still think the joke is a success
|
Just to be contrary,
I would say the success was a joke.
__________________
Spinner: Kudos to Judge for having big cohones!
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 13:25.
| |