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30 May 2005, 20:44
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TashTastic
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Summoning UFOs
Okay some guy in the US (suprise suprise) claims he can summon UFOs. Strangely his name is Prophet Yahweh. The reporter that went to witness this clearly went to discredit him.
The plan backfires.
Video: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ABCnews1.asx
Source: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2005/05/27.html#s
Im waiting for the UFO thats going to be really low so everyone can see it over Las Vegas thats gonna happen this week
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30 May 2005, 22:09
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Summoning UFOs
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
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30 May 2005, 22:17
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Gone
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Re: Summoning UFOs
I can call spirits from the off license.
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30 May 2005, 22:34
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Re: Summoning UFOs
I can summon a pizza in 15 mins
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30 May 2005, 23:08
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Gone
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Re: Summoning UFOs
My milkshake can summon all the boys to the yard.
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30 May 2005, 23:13
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Re: Summoning UFOs
We know MM, we know.
Any comments on the article+video?
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30 May 2005, 23:23
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Flavius: has your avatar got parkinson's?
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31 May 2005, 01:21
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Tactitus
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
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But so can I, yea, so can any man.
That was probably horrendus, but I have't read that for a long long time. Can't even remember what play it is.
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31 May 2005, 01:26
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Madina
Flavius: has your avatar got parkinson's?
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lol
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31 May 2005, 03:12
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
But so can I, yea, so can any man.
That was probably horrendus, but I have't read that for a long long time. Can't even remember what play it is.
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King Henry IV, Part 1. Act III, Sc.1.
Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man; but will they come when you do call for them?
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31 May 2005, 12:39
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Summoning UFOs
I can summon winds from below.
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31 May 2005, 12:54
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Why are American TV-anchors so..well, strange?
I don't get them. Actually I might be a bit scared of them.
If anyone here are aliens, it's certain to be them.
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31 May 2005, 18:31
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Re: Summoning UFOs
The the skeptics should have torn this to shreads by now with there "I DONT BELIVE IN IT COS I JUST DONT AND THATS MAKES YOU WRONG AND ME RIGHT" :P
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all your posts are shit. it's like a more accurate turbonegro song
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3 Jun 2005, 09:32
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Re: Summoning UFOs
http://www.prophetyahweh.funtigo.com/
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Prophet Yahweh has a confederate posted about a mile away. The confederate releases a mylar balloon, or, rarely, a colored one, filled with helium. Prophet Yahweh times it so that the balloon is released as he prays. Then, when he's through praying, Prophet Yahweh starts looking for the balloon in the sky. It takes a few minutes, and then the balloon appears high in the sky. Sightings last until the balloon reaches a height at which the air pressure outside is low enough that the balloon pops. Then the sighting is over. At times the balloon appears to travel; this is due to prevailing winds aloft.
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3 Jun 2005, 09:34
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Look skeptic, the TV company chose the location and time, so it must be real...
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3 Jun 2005, 09:58
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Re: Summoning UFOs
It would have been better if they just turned up at his door, dragged him out of bed and said 'UFO NOW'.
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3 Jun 2005, 10:28
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Re: Summoning UFOs
His assertion is perfectly true, you know.
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3 Jun 2005, 10:34
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Flavius
no we don't
enlighten us.
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He summons an unidentified flying object. Whether it's an "alien spacecraft" or not is open to debate, but the question of if it's a "UFO" is resolved.
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3 Jun 2005, 11:38
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Flavius
an UFO
an UFO
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a UFO
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3 Jun 2005, 11:46
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Flavius
or maybe it doesn't apply since it's an acronym (thanks Predator)
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3 Jun 2005, 11:49
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Bothered.
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3 Jun 2005, 11:50
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Re: Summoning UFOs
No its not, but this is:
C.B.A.
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3 Jun 2005, 11:52
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Seriously, the pedantic thing isn't big and isn't clever
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3 Jun 2005, 13:16
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Re: Summoning UFOs
Either way, it's the sound that determines wether it's 'a' or 'an'. UFO starts with a j sound hence the 'a'
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3 Jun 2005, 13:43
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Summoning UFOs
i'm sure it's a complete hoax.
my guess is that he just knows when the UFOs will show up anyway, and does his 'summon raindance' or what have you when he knows one is about to show up.
what would real aliens care about some hicks' summoning anyway
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3 Jun 2005, 14:19
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by acropolis
i'm sure it's a complete hoax.
my guess is that he just knows when the UFOs will show up anyway, and does his 'summon raindance' or what have you when he knows one is about to show up.
what would real aliens care about some hicks' summoning anyway
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so he knows something that no-one else does and uses it to be cool.
I think that makes him cool anyways.
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3 Jun 2005, 14:20
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Seriously, the pedantic thing isn't big and isn't clever
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I know. But* Flav does it, especially with your and you're so I thought I'd correct Flav - i.e. out-Flav Flav. And* educating is . Or so you'd have us believe
*Someone be pedantic and tell me I should not start a sentence with 'but'.
** See above but with and instead of but.
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3 Jun 2005, 14:26
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Stew
I know. But* Flav does it, especially with your and you're so I thought I'd correct Flav - i.e. out-Flav Flav. And* educating is . Or so you'd have us believe
*Someone be pedantic and tell me I should not start a sentence with 'but'.
** See above but with and instead of but.
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your obsession with butts is disturbing.
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3 Jun 2005, 15:22
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Summoning UFOs
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Originally Posted by Stew
I know. But* Flav does it, especially with your and you're so I thought I'd correct Flav - i.e. out-Flav Flav. And* educating is . Or so you'd have us believe
*Someone be pedantic and tell me I should not start a sentence with 'but'.
** See above but with and instead of but.
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not to be pedantic or anything but you should really use a double asterisk after 'and' in that sentence. I saw the single, looked to the bottom at the single, and thought to myself "but that sentence starts with an 'and', not a 'but'"
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