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25 Jan 2004, 03:59
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Valentine's Day
Which prats have decided to book tables 4 weeks or so before this event?
I thought I'd do it early, just in case. Appears I'm quite late actually, as most decent places I try are booked out
I'm annoyed.
McDonalds it is!
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25 Jan 2004, 04:06
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Idle Git
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
Oh bugger, thanks for reminding me. I'll have to go and book myself a girlfriend.
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Here we go again....
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25 Jan 2004, 04:07
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
Pfft I didn't bother, we went out on valentines with no bookings anywhere, hit italmania, had a wonderful meal and time together.
Just hit somewhere low key that wants to take part in the valentine thing, you'll find most non big name resturaunts are not so busy on valentines night cause everyone else is either shagging, being miserable or eating out somewhere posh, so you'll find that the people who work there are more than happy to lavish extra attention on your occassion because they have less customers than usual to serve and that they want to promote themselves.
If your gf values materialism over symbolism then don't indulge the greedy cow.
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25 Jan 2004, 05:01
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
i'm bringing my girlfriend to a candy store!
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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25 Jan 2004, 09:33
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: Valentine's Day
die ****er for mentioning this evil day.
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[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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25 Jan 2004, 10:04
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
die ****er for mentioning this evil day.
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And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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25 Jan 2004, 11:47
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
die ****er for mentioning this evil day.
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25 Jan 2004, 11:58
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
die ****er for mentioning this evil day.
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"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
Last edited by Dante Hicks; 25 Jan 2004 at 12:09.
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25 Jan 2004, 12:20
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: Valentine's Day
I have to top New Years, i'm screwed
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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25 Jan 2004, 13:38
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
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25 Jan 2004, 13:56
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Dirte
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Re: Valentine's Day
Valentines day is sooo shitty.
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25 Jan 2004, 14:09
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Re: Valentine's Day
it's all about chocolate, roses and 'sweet things' then ****ing her brains out.
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25 Jan 2004, 14:11
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Valentine's Day
I'm off to Manchester with Jo that weekend as I don't have a girl and she don't have a boy so we're going to keep eachother company.
I'm excited - should be fun!
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25 Jan 2004, 14:13
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by Plastic-Wrap
i'm bringing my girlfriend to a candy store!
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she gets fat and will hate you.
Ho Ho Ho!
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25 Jan 2004, 15:22
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
Damn this thread for making me think about doing something for my girlfriend on that horrible horrible day.
Maybe I can talk her into agreeing on Valentines Day being evil and useless.
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25 Jan 2004, 15:45
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
ive been dumped twice on valentines day when i was younger. women can be so cruel.
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25 Jan 2004, 18:20
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Lurker
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
I'll be in Sweden on valentine's day. And she won't
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25 Jan 2004, 18:36
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by skiddy
I'm off to Manchester with Jo that weekend as I don't have a girl and she don't have a boy so we're going to keep eachother company.
I'm excited - should be fun!
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you'll end up shagging, trust me.
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25 Jan 2004, 18:57
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Banned
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Re: Valentine's Day
I'll be chatting to nod on irc <3
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25 Jan 2004, 22:24
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
i will be in a restaurant called signor franco's trying to pretend iv lost my wallet
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25 Jan 2004, 22:48
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Valentine's Day
We'll be in Disneyland.
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25 Jan 2004, 23:00
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
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25 Jan 2004, 23:01
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
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25 Jan 2004, 23:16
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
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25 Jan 2004, 23:20
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Valentine's Day
I'm buying her a pink shirt.
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26 Jan 2004, 00:03
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Valentine's Day
I just think it's stupid how people have to book really early.
If everyone unofficially took a consensus to not book anything more than 2 days before, we'd all be happier and not have to plan things months in advance.
Let's start the Revolution!
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26 Jan 2004, 01:10
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by Flavius
FIXED
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no, i meant twice.
she dumped me, felt sorry for me (when i reminded her of the day, and had bought her a load of prezzy's, then dumped me after she had gotten all the presents)
it was only then, that i realised what my friends had been telling me all along. She was/is a gold digger.
Ironically we got back together for a "fling" a few months later (i am in love with her ass). I then had the pleasure of ****ing her again a few times, and then after about 2 weeks dumping her (shes not the type who is dumped - she does the dumping), in front of all her friends and everyone else. She looked utterly embarrassed. Revenge is loveleh.
Zar
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26 Jan 2004, 01:22
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Banned
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by Zar
no, i meant twice.
she dumped me, felt sorry for me (when i reminded her of the day, and had bought her a load of prezzy's, then dumped me after she had gotten all the presents)
it was only then, that i realised what my friends had been telling me all along. She was/is a gold digger.
Ironically we got back together for a "fling" a few months later (i am in love with her ass). I then had the pleasure of ****ing her again a few times, and then after about 2 weeks dumping her (shes not the type who is dumped - she does the dumping), in front of all her friends and everyone else. She looked utterly embarrassed. Revenge is loveleh.
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I can see why you're a bitter little man. You and Muslim should join up and fight crime!
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26 Jan 2004, 01:23
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I can see why you're a bitter little man. You and Muslim should join up and fight crime!
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oh hell no.
my current gf is more than sufficient to make me care little about the bastardly actions of my various ex's
Zar
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26 Jan 2004, 01:27
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Valentine's Day
Coming weekend, we will be 3 months together.
I am getting her a brownie pie with her name and some cheesy stuff (not actually cheese, but white chocolate letters) specially made at a bakers store.
It's not how much it cost, but you gotta be inventive.
Or at least that is what I am told to believe.
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26 Jan 2004, 01:28
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Valentine's Day
I was expecting this exact reaction from most of the board on being reminded about Valentines Day.
May I just lend my voice to the chours of anguish.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dante hicks
"I'd just like to thank the greeting card industry for promoting a specific day which is there purely to remind me how lonely my life is."
- Stewart Lee
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26 Jan 2004, 01:28
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Valentine's Day
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Originally Posted by Zar
oh hell no.
my current gf is more than sufficient to make me care little about the bastardly actions of my various ex's
Zar
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She and kura have online sex :(
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26 Jan 2004, 01:33
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
She and kura have online sex
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hmmm, my gf does use msn rather a lot.
However she is utterly useless with computers. I mean totally and absolutely. She hates everything to do with computers and games (which makes my life slightly more of an arse) but then again i get sex. So its a worthy sacrifice.
I doubt kura's claims to being L33T are going to entice her.
Zar
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26 Jan 2004, 01:41
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I just think it's stupid how people have to book really early.
If everyone unofficially took a consensus to not book anything more than 2 days before, we'd all be happier and not have to plan things months in advance.
Let's start the Revolution!
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So you still wouldn't have your meal, but you also wouldn't have realised you couldn't get a meal until two days before? And how do you plan on deciding who gets the seats? Argh.
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26 Jan 2004, 01:55
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Valentine's Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I fixed it to suit my case
geez
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my bad. thought you were being pedantic
Zar
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