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17 Jun 2003, 01:56
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My mate was mugged for his cigs by two mute bodybuilders.
Picture this.
My mate, walking down the road. Suddenly, these two mute bodybuilders come up to him. The largest one does a series of movements which clearly means 'Can I have a cig ?'. My mate then - naive and friendly as he is - brings up his newly brought pack of 20 cigs, takes out two and hands them to the body builder. The bodybuilder then grabs the pack out of his hand, does some hand movements that looks like a 'haha, you're 0wnd', and walks away. When walking away, the two of them seem to be having a funny 'converstation' with their hands.
Must be the oddest thing that I've heard about for quite a long time.
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17 Jun 2003, 02:00
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a new low in getting high
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My mate's sister got stalked by a blind guy. Don't ask me how that works.
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17 Jun 2003, 02:01
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Spelling is for pussies
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Damned mutes. Nobody believed me when I said they were all upto something. They said I was crazy.
Now look. Soon no one with cigs will be safe.
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17 Jun 2003, 02:08
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a new low in getting high
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Quote:
Originally posted by SbOlly
Now look. Soon no one with cigs will be safe.
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Yes because cancer is a fluffy bunny.
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All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
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17 Jun 2003, 02:10
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Spelling is for pussies
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
Yes because cancer is a fluffy bunny.
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Ah, but thats a choice. The mutes don't even give you that dignity DAMN THEM.
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17 Jun 2003, 02:36
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: My mate was mugged for his cigs by two mute bodybuilders.
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Originally posted by Christian
Picture this.
My mate, walking down the road. Suddenly, these two mute bodybuilders come up to him. The largest one does a series of movements which clearly means 'Can I have a cig ?'. My mate then - naive and friendly as he is - brings up his newly brought pack of 20 cigs, takes out two and hands them to the body builder. The bodybuilder then grabs the pack out of his hand, does some hand movements that looks like a 'haha, you're 0wnd', and walks away. When walking away, the two of them seem to be having a funny 'converstation' with their hands.
Must be the oddest thing that I've heard about for quite a long time.
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He should have jumped them one at a time, its not as if they could have shouted for help is it ?
Vaio
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17 Jun 2003, 03:42
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they were the victims, and should be applauded for their efforts.
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17 Jun 2003, 07:02
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dim like a fox
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and the whole mute thing was just a little "detail" to make the whole thing sound more plausable!
haha your friend is a fag lol
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17 Jun 2003, 08:10
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Re: My mate was mugged for his cigs by two mute bodybuilders.
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Originally posted by Christian
Picture this.
My mate, walking down the road. Suddenly, these two mute bodybuilders come up to him. The largest one does a series of movements which clearly means 'Can I have a cig ?'. My mate then - naive and friendly as he is - brings up his newly brought pack of 20 cigs, takes out two and hands them to the body builder. The bodybuilder then grabs the pack out of his hand, does some hand movements that looks like a 'haha, you're 0wnd', and walks away. When walking away, the two of them seem to be having a funny 'converstation' with their hands.
Must be the oddest thing that I've heard about for quite a long time.
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reporting that to the police would be easy... after all, there can't be that many deaf/mute bodybuilders
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17 Jun 2003, 08:40
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Re: Re: My mate was mugged for his cigs by two mute bodybuilders.
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Originally posted by Radical Edward
reporting that to the police would be easy... after all, there can't be that many deaf/mute bodybuilders
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PARDON?
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17 Jun 2003, 09:26
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Re: Re: Re: My mate was mugged for his cigs by two mute bodybuilders.
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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
PARDON?
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u r teh funneh
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
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17 Jun 2003, 10:45
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Those mutes were probably immigrant mutes!
Grrr at the UK's immirgration policy.
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17 Jun 2003, 12:29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
Those mutes were probably immigrant mutes!
Grrr at the UK's immirgration policy.
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Not really. But the three guys who beat him up that night because he'd spoken with a guy they didn't like were.
Yay. Was one of those days.
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17 Jun 2003, 12:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Christian
Not really. But the three guys who beat him up that night because he'd spoken with a guy they didn't like were.
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were they wearing brown leather jackets?
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17 Jun 2003, 12:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
were they wearing brown leather jackets?
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That's not in-style for foreginers over here.
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Todd: Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
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17 Jun 2003, 12:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by Christian
That's not in-style for foreginers over here.
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I just wondered. it just seems that All illegal immigrants in Hull wear brown leather jackets, despite having no money.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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17 Jun 2003, 12:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I just wondered. it just seems that All illegal immigrants in Hull wear brown leather jackets, despite having no money.
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Expensive clothing (all-tho no style at all) amougst immigrants with no money, is a global concept.
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Todd: Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
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