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6 May 2003, 19:14
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Guest
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In reaction to the Iraq war -- we knew it would happen
To the administration and moderators,
Long have I been an upstanding citizen of the planetarion forums and for all but my first three days you and your establishment and the established powers that preceded you have hounded me. Is it not ironic that it you and your ilk that transformed me into the very person that you were hunting down to cast from your ranks. It was not long until I was to decide to stand my ground as the stubborn Australian I am, and as consequence I was IP banned. My evasion of the ban through the most despicable form of cowardice there is, I apologised to Mer and for the apology alone was I and will I ever be sorry.
Now take this to heart you foul and black-hearted fiends. Readily would I confess that I had an ulterior motive for writing this book. My motive was to strengthen the resolve of myself and that of my compatriots as I utter the following words for the benefit of the administrators and moderators. In the name of every spammer who has ever stood his ground and been suspended, for each troll who had just had enough and decided to take the fight to the moderators, in the name of each and every flamer who had defended themselves and for that has been banned. “I Formally Declare War Upon Your Persons And I Set Out To Destroy You Both In Real (Offline) Life As In On The Internet.” The question no longer remains what are we can possibly do, but what are we willing to put on the line in order to achieve our ends.
Yours in hate,
Shai Gar and Partners
DYB minister of Suspension, IP bans and Formal Declarations
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6 May 2003, 19:23
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I knew this was coming.
Shai officially declaring war on the mods.
Let the nuking begin!
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6 May 2003, 19:36
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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you disprove the theory of evolution
Darwin owes me a tenner
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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6 May 2003, 19:37
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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*snicker*
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I poke badgers with spoons.
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6 May 2003, 19:39
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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isnt posting as shai bannable
heop you got 10 bux lol
(cos you are banned from here and somethingawful is )
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6 May 2003, 19:41
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Your grammar sucks too.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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6 May 2003, 19:41
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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yes, it is and yes, he is.
Nevermind that putting a physical threat into writing is just silly, now isn't it?
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I poke badgers with spoons.
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6 May 2003, 19:43
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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If Shai Gar doesn't get beaten up every day there is no justice.
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6 May 2003, 19:43
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Is that all moderators?
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6 May 2003, 19:45
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: People's Republic of South Yorkshire
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Eh?
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Va Va Voom
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6 May 2003, 19:48
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I think we've found a funnier thread than Muslim's!
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6 May 2003, 19:50
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,500
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think we've found a funnier thread than Muslim's!
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and in accordance with the statement concerning muslim's thread...
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6 May 2003, 19:51
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Banned
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6 May 2003, 19:51
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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6 May 2003, 20:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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noone cares, shut up.
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6 May 2003, 20:50
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Who are Shai's partners?
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6 May 2003, 21:27
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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That's it. I'm building a pillow fort.
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7 May 2003, 00:33
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
That's it. I'm building a pillow fort.
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And here was me hoping against hope that a fart would hold them back?
Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
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Spinner: Kudos to Judge for having big cohones!
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7 May 2003, 00:44
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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Again?
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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7 May 2003, 01:49
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
Posts: 718
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
isnt posting as shai bannable
heop you got 10 bux lol
(cos you are banned from here and somethingawful is )
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dont be cheap, get the speshul 20 bux one
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I admit it, i'm a [TiT]
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7 May 2003, 02:39
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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heh i love it when peoples plans backfire and make them look stupid
\o/
youve shown you care enough to post something like that.....:(((
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Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
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It's not personal, it's just business.
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7 May 2003, 02:42
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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book?
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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7 May 2003, 07:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
book?
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well it is longer than the Mr Men, and on a par with Spot the Dog, so he is doing well.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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7 May 2003, 11:24
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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He really has no life does he?
I didn't know anyone could possibly be that sad.
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Clearly.
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7 May 2003, 12:13
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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More self-inflated rubbish from The Emperor of drivel.
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7 May 2003, 13:06
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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i've started going to self defense classes.
they're called "defense against the kiddy arts" classes.
i feel prepared to take on whatever Shai has up his nostrils.
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7 May 2003, 14:20
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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First muslim now this. GD is looking up every week guys!
PS I can't stop laughing
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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7 May 2003, 15:07
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Shai couldn't fight his way out of Harold's house in Ramsey Street.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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7 May 2003, 15:08
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
Shai couldn't fight his way out of Harold's house in Ramsey Street.
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DM is so old he knew the Marquess of Queensbury!
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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7 May 2003, 16:25
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,500
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
DM is so old he knew the Marquess of Queensbury!
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was that before, during, or after his harrowing youth of hiding from velocoraptors?
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7 May 2003, 16:32
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sandsnake
was that before, during, or after his harrowing youth of hiding from velocoraptors?
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It was actually just before he went bald. So about the cretaceous era I believe, putting him slightly before the velociraptors.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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7 May 2003, 16:34
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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You young whippersnappers are going to be punished like when I were a lad
DOUBLE SHIFT DOWN THE MINES FOR YOOOOOOOOOU !!!!!111111
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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7 May 2003, 16:35
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
You young whippersnappers are going to be punished like when I were a lad
DOUBLE SHIFT DOWN THE MINES FOR YOOOOOOOOOU !!!!!111111
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Except back when you were a lad they weren't so much mines as cavemen scratching the surface for little bits of stone.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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7 May 2003, 17:51
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Except back when you were a lad they weren't so much mines as cavemen scratching the surface for little bits of stone.
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I thought you were 40something Jonny
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7 May 2003, 19:24
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Freakozoid
I thought you were 40something Jonny
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I'm 862. Another two hundred years and I beat methuselah!
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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7 May 2003, 21:57
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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I'm 867.
I taught Jonny all about 'life'.
*untz* *untz* *untz*
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8 May 2003, 07:31
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
More self-inflated rubbish from The Emperor of drivel.
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I get that feeling everytime you click post !
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8 May 2003, 11:02
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Who are Shai's partners?
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For all those that has taken the time to stand their grounds against all odds, trolling beyond what is neccessary, and not bending over to this internet nice'ism' huggles, if I'm not very mistaken.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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8 May 2003, 11:26
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
For all those that has taken the time to stand their grounds against all odds, trolling beyond what is neccessary, and not bending over to this internet nice'ism' huggles, if I'm not very mistaken.
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awwww
*huggles* honeybuns
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8 May 2003, 12:24
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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Quote:
Originally posted by Grimble
awwww
*huggles* honeybuns
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blow me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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8 May 2003, 12:31
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more then you can ever be
Join Date: May 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Shai officially declaring war on the mods.
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/me totally agrees as a big spammer , dah let's fight and own them
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(20:55:52) (@w2k) if registrations are disabled how did spinner sign up :\
(20:56:29) (@w2k) spinner isnt cool anymore
(06:41:50) (Shai-gar) Add meaple to Your Ignore List
(06:42:00) (Ghosteh) why?
(06:42:24) (Shai-gar) i dislike the ****
(06:42:37) (Ghosteh) heh
/me likes meaple <3
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8 May 2003, 13:16
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
I get that feeling everytime you click post !
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Couldn't come up with anything original, eh?
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8 May 2003, 13:17
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Couldn't come up with anything original, eh?
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No point reparing what isn't ruined.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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8 May 2003, 13:19
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
No point reparing what isn't ruined.
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It's not a question of 'repairing'. It's a question of pea-brained unimaginative twats leeching off what I say.
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8 May 2003, 13:22
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
It's not a question of 'repairing'. It's a question of pea-brained unimaginative twats leeching off what I say.
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Your still ****, regardless of how we put it..
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This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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8 May 2003, 13:23
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Your still ****, regardless of how we put it..
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POT TO KETTLE, POT TO KETTLE, YOU ARE BLACK REPEAT YOU ARE BLACK!
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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8 May 2003, 13:25
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Your still ****, regardless of how we put it..
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How eloquent.
And I hope you have your penis chopped off by a rusty hacksaw.
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8 May 2003, 13:26
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
POT TO KETTLE, POT TO KETTLE, YOU ARE BLACK REPEAT YOU ARE BLACK!
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RED TO GREEN! RED TO GREEN! YOU HAVE GO FOR SUICIDE, REPEAT, YOU HAVE GO FOR SUICIDE, OVER!
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This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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8 May 2003, 14:25
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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MOD TO THREAD, MOD TO THREAD. YOU ARE BEING SHEIT, DESIST, DESIST, DESIST.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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8 May 2003, 14:30
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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If we are going to have rubbish like this on the forums, can we at least not give it pride of place by stickying the damn thing?
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