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23 May 2003, 13:01
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Todays #1 chat up line
<me> The names bond
<girl> James
<me> no uni-bond, i'm here to fill your crack
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23 May 2003, 13:02
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Guffaw
It's not far off one I was forced into trying by a drunk flatmate:
'Hi, so, wanna ****?'
Predictably didn't work.
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23 May 2003, 13:03
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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i may have to dare one of my frineds to use that one tonight when they are drunk
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23 May 2003, 13:10
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
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get them to do the icebreaker.
drop some ice on the floor.
step on it.
say "now i've broken the ice can i buy you a drink"
do that without laughing and you win !
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23 May 2003, 13:22
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Freakozoid
get them to do the icebreaker.
drop some ice on the floor.
step on it.
say "now i've broken the ice can i buy you a drink"
do that without laughing and you win !
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but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
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23 May 2003, 13:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
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break her arms
Obiwan
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23 May 2003, 13:27
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
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Erm, isn't the point that you are the one dropping the ice? So, you go up to pretty lady, drop ice, step on it, give cheesy line, profit, etc.
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23 May 2003, 13:29
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
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mong
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23 May 2003, 18:04
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Erm, isn't the point that you are the one dropping the ice? So, you go up to pretty lady, drop ice, step on it, give cheesy line, profit, etc.
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i dont buy drinks with ice in though, cos im not a raving gayhomofag :/
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23 May 2003, 18:17
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i dont buy drinks with ice in though, cos im not a raving gayhomofag :/
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or you could just nick it from the ice-barrel thing on the bar *
* this method is dependant on availability of ice in current location
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23 May 2003, 18:41
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Aardvark is a funny word
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your eyes are like spanners; they make my nuts tighten.
ouch.
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