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28 Apr 2004, 23:42
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
Posts: 527
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I solve your problems
SA Forums are down and I dont really want to go to sleep and fiance is working so im stuck with you lot as the pubs are now closed.
Any Questions and I will try to answer them until I cant be bothered anymore
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28 Apr 2004, 23:46
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
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Re: I solve your problems
is going on yahoo and gettign blokes ot wank on webcam for you - and then arrange to meet up with them (not seriously) ... an acceptable thing to do when you're bored out of your mind?
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28 Apr 2004, 23:48
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
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Re: I solve your problems
For you Yes, for everyone else, no
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28 Apr 2004, 23:52
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Banned
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Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
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Re: I solve your problems
cool. What next ...
... if you fancy a girl thats 'out of your league', but you both get on great, how should you go about brainwashing her into thinking you're the greatest guy alive - keeping in mind im too poor to afford plastic surgery, and too young to consider suicide and hoping for reincarnation
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29 Apr 2004, 00:02
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: I solve your problems
Should I ask a question in this thread?
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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29 Apr 2004, 00:03
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
Posts: 527
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Re: I solve your problems
Welcome to the Friend Zone, do not pass underpants, do not collect blowjob.
The friend zone is escapeable by hardly anything apart from saving her life or buying her 5 pints of cider
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29 Apr 2004, 00:03
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
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Re: I solve your problems
I wouldn't bother. this starbucks chap is about as useful as a jar of jam with no bread.
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29 Apr 2004, 00:04
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
Posts: 527
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Should I ask a question in this thread?
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yes
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29 Apr 2004, 00:04
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
Posts: 527
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newt
I wouldn't bother. this starbucks chap is about as useful as a jar of jam with no bread.
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Get a spoon, its a worthy substitute
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29 Apr 2004, 00:06
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Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
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Re: I solve your problems
thanks, another problem solved.
You're the man!
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29 Apr 2004, 00:21
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Re: I solve your problems
I have a cocktail stick stuck in my forehead, what do i do? My phone is out of credit, so i cant call NHS Direct.
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29 Apr 2004, 01:09
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Heh
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Winchester
Posts: 527
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Re: I solve your problems
put a piece of cheese and a pineapple square on it. Get a hungry man to get it out
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29 Apr 2004, 01:28
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Re: I solve your problems
It worked! \o/
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"You can't drink a pint of Bovril."
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29 Apr 2004, 01:41
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
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Re: I solve your problems
Is Dace a paedo?
No wait, I got a better one:
Do you think my inability to come up with a decent joke about cucumbers or sausages explains my single status?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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29 Apr 2004, 03:11
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newt
cool. What next ...
... if you fancy a girl thats 'out of your league', but you both get on great, how should you go about brainwashing her into thinking you're the greatest guy alive - keeping in mind im too poor to afford plastic surgery, and too young to consider suicide and hoping for reincarnation
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You're never too young for suicide!
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29 Apr 2004, 03:49
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: I solve your problems
If you've found the best song ever written and can't stop playing it, should you morally advertise it's presence to a forum so it's users are afflicted by it's unendingly fabulous beat and as such are drawn into a musical world solely populated by a song so addictively funky it'll infect your stemcells?
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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29 Apr 2004, 03:51
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Back from timeout.
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 901
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
If you've found the best song ever written and can't stop playing it, should you morally advertise it's presence to a forum so it's users are afflicted by it's unendingly fabulous beat and as such are drawn into a musical world solely populated by a song so addictively funky it'll infect your stemcells?
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no
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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29 Apr 2004, 03:53
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: I solve your problems
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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29 Apr 2004, 06:38
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
No wait, I got a better one:
Do you think my inability to come up with a decent joke about cucumbers or sausages explains my single status?
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You've been reading the Metro yesterday, havent you...
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29 Apr 2004, 08:07
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: I solve your problems
I was going to post that Ebany.
As an aside, is it me or is that a really rubbish chat up line, irrespective of it being suggested by a "popular comedian" or whatever the article said.
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29 Apr 2004, 09:37
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: I solve your problems
I miss the metro, as does my gf, regardless of how trashy it was.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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29 Apr 2004, 18:43
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: I solve your problems
Its a good read first thing while waiting for the train. Lets me think I'm keepling slightly up-to-date with the news, and its better than staring blankly into space.
And yes, its an apalling chat up line. Even to use in Tesco. Personally, I'd be quite scared if someone tried to chat me up while I was doing my weekly food shopping. Its just not the place for that kind of thing.
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29 Apr 2004, 18:50
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I solve your problems
Are you going to say what the chat up line is or just leave us all in suspense?
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29 Apr 2004, 18:59
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Cute Kitten
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Re: I solve your problems
The one that got mentioned a couple of posts before, and that Dante enquired if it was a really bad chat up line.
Admittedly it may not be clear to those who didnt read the metro that that was what it was supposed to be.
(The bit about cucumbers and sausages)
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29 Apr 2004, 19:03
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Do you think my inability to come up with a decent joke about cucumbers or sausages explains my single status?
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That's meant to be a chat up line?
You'ld have to be a damn good looking bloke talking to a bimbo for that to work.
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29 Apr 2004, 19:06
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 724
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Re: I solve your problems
Its for picking up women in the supermarket.
Apparently.
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29 Apr 2004, 19:08
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
You'ld have to be a damn good looking bloke talking to a bimbo for that to work.
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You rang?
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29 Apr 2004, 19:08
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: I solve your problems
You go around testing that one out and I'll chop your bits off.
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29 Apr 2004, 19:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
You go around testing that one out and I'll chop your bits off.
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Allllllllllright.
NO
NO!
It's not all right. NOT ALL RIGHT AT ALL
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29 Apr 2004, 19:13
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
You rang?
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Wrong number, sorry.
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eXcessum
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30 Apr 2004, 21:52
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
You've been reading the Metro yesterday, havent you...
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I was bored that evening.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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30 Apr 2004, 22:03
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I solve your problems
Is it wrong to want to do Nemi up the arse?
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30 Apr 2004, 22:13
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: I solve your problems
If she was for real, no.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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30 Apr 2004, 22:31
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: I solve your problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
If she was for real, no.
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But she is real. In a cartoon sense.
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