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Unread 7 Apr 2004, 19:11   #51
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*Crazy, who had fallen asleep, was rudly awoken by some inconsiderate un foo' firing off a shotgun. Mummbling something, Crazy slaps down some gold coins on the bar*

"Bartender. A drink of your finest... umm. stuff."
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*AcidK looks at the sheep that was now situated in front of him on the bar. AcidK then looks up at Dachi, cunfuzzlement overtaking him. After a while he manages to mumble:*

Erm.. erm... a Myst Breaker...

*AcidK looks at the sheep new as if he was expecting it to do something, like stand up and do a dance, or dive at him with red eyes. AcidK shrugs, places the cigar into his pocket and then goes into mode.*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Fishbone gags as his kidney is ripped from his body, and gasps in amazement as the wound heals instantly. He looks around to see if anyone else has noticed, but it seems a full on fight is starting, coupled with some... classical music from the piano?

"Uh, I'm a kidney short, so better make that a single whisky buddy. Cheers"

Fishbone started to wish he had some kind of weapon to defend himself and his whiskey, should things turn nasty. He fished in his pockets, and found a lighter and an old hankerchief.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"I should have known, M-virus, well, you guys better prepare for a painfull death."

*Flapjack meditates while still waiting for his drink*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Fluffie, feeling , falls backwards onto the floor. He starts snoring.
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Unread 7 Apr 2004, 22:07   #56
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Re: The Bitter Pill

I'm off on holiday to York tomorrow y'all, Fluffie is in charge untill I get back so do what he says or I'll kill every last one of you...
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"Drinks Are On The House! Woohoo!"
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*AcidK thinks to himself.*

But how will you kill us when you would be so far away?
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Re: The Bitter Pill

DACHI
why the coke-snorting christ would you want to go to York? There's NOTHING THERE AT ALL.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

theres rats and cockroaches, ofc
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Unread 8 Apr 2004, 09:38   #61
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Re: The Bitter Pill

It was my parents' idea. I wouldn't go anywhere else in Britain by choice. Everything here sucks...
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Fishbone watched the crazy people suddenly calm down and talk about York, and wondered if he wasn't perhaps in the wrong type of pub for him. And he still hadn't been served!

"Worst pub ever" he grumbled to himself.
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Unread 8 Apr 2004, 15:51   #63
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Re: The Bitter Pill

hmm, let's see, Zappa is in charge, i don't have a drink, time to destroy some pub.

*flapjack walks outside and from the wreckage of his ship removes a 5 meters long device, which he then places on a small mount and aims towards the pub. Promptly a 50cm in diameter hole appears in the pub's walls*
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Unread 8 Apr 2004, 16:05   #64
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"Oi!"

* The walls disappear and flapjack is back on a chair somewhere in the club, tied up with dancing Hawaii girls around him.

"I'm in charge, no destroying the pub, drinks are for free and you'll have to get your own drinks for the moment. I can't be arsed."

* Eyes AcidK.

"You can play bartender till Dachi comes back if you like."
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*AcidK, from his sitting position, suddenly stands up, nods, and suddenly blinks behind the bar, getting Fishbone his drink, FJ an Acid Volcano Bomb to calm him down and Fluffie a herbal tea.*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"Many thanks."

Fluffie smiles, takes his tea and retreats to a calmer spot in the room, enjoying his tea.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*tumtidumtidum...*

Hello Mr Fluffie, Hello Mr Dachi, hello mrs other dudes hangin' around here...

happily and jollily-ish, Zappa strolls into the pub, an approaches a seat at the bar.

excuse me, Bartender? You wouldn't happen to have mede, would you?
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Unread 10 Apr 2004, 12:35   #68
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Re: The Bitter Pill

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hmm, let's see, Zappa is in charge, i don't have a drink, time to destroy some pub.

*flapjack walks outside and from the wreckage of his ship removes a 5 meters long device, which he then places on a small mount and aims towards the pub. Promptly a 50cm in diameter hole appears in the pub's walls*
how dare you compare me to fluffie? THAT'S AN INSULT!
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*AcidK looks at Zappa and then pulls out a bottle of mede.*

You mean this stuff?
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how dare you compare me to fluffie? THAT'S AN INSULT!
FOR ME, yeah
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FOR ME, yeah
I rest my case.


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Re: The Bitter Pill

Oh no. I broke the rule.

So who wants to set an example and thus stab one of my kidney's out?

Damn me. I must be very to make up for my three post of non -ness.

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a playfull grin appeared on Zappa's face, as he approached Fluffie, and showed him a sharp hooky metal piece. With an utterly looking move, he proceeded to stab Fluffie in the belly with it, twisted his arm ishly, then yanked it out again, taking a kidney out.

here you go
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Re: The Bitter Pill

falls on the floor, coughing and hacking, blood dripping out of the slash in his stomach.

"thank you dear."
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I aim to please...
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*Sips on his glass of utter water

"I'd offer up a that'll teach him, but I don't hold much hope..."
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*AcidK hands Zappa the bottle.*

There you go

*AcidK then looks at Fluffie and then smiles in a way.*

I feel your pain... well, metephorically anyhoo
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Fluffie nods and pulls himself up on a stool. Leaning heavily on the bar, blood dripping onto the floor, he sighs.

"something strong. and . please."
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*looks on at teh poor unshly bleeding Fluffie, and decides bloodshed of the Fluffieness is not worthy of this here thread, so the wound has to be stitched. he takes out a round yellow cloth (like this: ) and stitches it over the wound, somehow stopping the blood, and melting into his Fluffieness' skin, which is
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Looks down at body, then at Zappa.

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*AcidK poors Fluffie an Uber- strong spirit he happened to find on the bar selves.*

Thar ye go
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Re: The Bitter Pill

noticing a alcohol-drinking establishment when he sees one, lestat enters the bar and orders a pint of 'best', leaving it up to the barman to determine what, exacty best is in this bizzare pub.
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*AcidK handed Lestat a pint of the best female virgin's blood he could muster, going to all the strains to make it ultra-.*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*lestat accepts the pint of blood, but was rather hoping for a pint of bitter, he then downs the pint and places the glass on the bar, remembering this time to mension the bitter.
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*AcidK hands Lestat a bitter.*
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I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Unread 14 Nov 2004, 22:50   #86
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*ND picks a cobweb out of his hair before trying to wipe some of the dust off of the bar with a rag*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"All I can say dachi is at least you arent in the black hole of suck that is New Mexico" sounds an all powerful voice.

Just after this a slightly less powerful 'ahem' the voice goes "hmm rules well lets see here. "WHAT dachi's god, guess that means i can't be"

In the middle of the bar a cloud condenses and from within it walks out a young man looking rather plain. 'well scince i got a break for a while i'll take a pint of guines."
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Re: The Bitter Pill

*Flapjack is still tied to a chair, unable to reach his acid volcano bomb and unwilling to do something drastic which will most likely also not be considered friendly*
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Fluffie fixes up a reaaallll good pint of guinness and hands it mrmao.

"You got a Stormtrooper outfit?" he asks after having handed over the beverage.
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tisk! you all unishly forgot to use the smiley
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Re: The Bitter Pill



Fluffie turns about, turning his other momentarily un kidney to face Zappa.

"Do it."

Quickly inserts a piece of wood to bite on in his mouth and closes his eyes. Goddamnit.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

Mr mao takes his pint and responds to fluffie "Why yes it is, you see the chicks dig it."rounding on zappa "i only need to use the adj. every three post like now you un crack smoker."
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*looks at Fluffie's pants being dropped and frowns, then alerts him of flapjack's gaze*

oh, btw, mr mayonaise, I resent that remark! I may be un, and I may smoke crack, but I never, EVER allowed you to adress me.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

" Well then prepare for more remarks it is Mao like Mao Tse Dong, Not mayo you totally narrowmined american."
After mrmao takes a swig of his pint and says'"aww guines been a long time scine i had that ."
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Re: The Bitter Pill

A small gust of wind from the door indicates to the guests that another person has entered the room. Runo finds a nice table in the corner, and sits down. He enjoys a moment of just watching the other patrons. Then he starts to sing;
"No vil æ færra til Mexico!"
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Fluffie wondering what the feck just happened, pulls up his trousers and looks around. Seeing the newcomer and about to approach for a friendly chat, the damn foo' suddenly start singing. Screaming as he tries to jump behind the counter, he instead goes out of the window...

"Nooooooooo...."







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Runo stops singing, as it obviously makes people throw themselves out the window, and goes to get a drink.
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mr mayo... feck off. noone calls me an american. noone calls me narrowminded. you are not worthy of using the name mao. you are mayo.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

mrmao turns from his argument this was obviously going no where. Mr moa turns back to the bar and takes another swig of his pint.
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Re: The Bitter Pill

"Glass... in me..."

Fluffie crawls towards the bar, searches for his pack of smokes and lights one. Leaning back against the counter, he looks around the bar, weakly waving at anyone looking back.

"'sup dawg."
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