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22 Aug 2003, 15:45
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Damn bouncers took my axe
I went out clubbin last night and the damn bouncers wouldn't let me take my axe into the disco
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22 Aug 2003, 15:47
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Guy next door
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I had the same kind of experience with my motorbike once
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22 Aug 2003, 15:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
I had the same kind of experience with my motorbike once
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How on earth could you take a motorbike into a disco?
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22 Aug 2003, 15:48
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Guy next door
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
How on earth could you take a motorbike into a disco?
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I couldnt. The bouncers didn't let me
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22 Aug 2003, 15:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
I couldnt. The bouncers didn't let me
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The bastards.
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22 Aug 2003, 15:50
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Dirte
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You should try taking a chainsaw once, then they become really pissed
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22 Aug 2003, 15:52
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Guy next door
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Ofcourse they don't let you enter with an axe or chainsaw, it's lethal especially with alcohol involved.
But I just thought it would be cool to sit at the disco bar in my leather jacket and a cool beer with my shining motorbike beside me. What is wrong with that for christs sake?
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22 Aug 2003, 15:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
Ofcourse they don't let you enter with an axe or chainsaw, it's lethal especially with alcohol involved.
But I just thought it would be cool to sit at the disco bar in my leather jacket and a cool beer with my shining motorbike beside me. What is wrong with that for christs sake?
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Well I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but surely a motorbike can be just as lethal as an axe or a chainsaw?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:02
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Guy next door
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
Well I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but surely a motorbike can be just as lethal as an axe or a chainsaw?
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well yes ofcourse but an axe and a chainsaw are mainly items to hurt someone or damage something while a motorbike is made for bringing persons to certain destinations.
I told the bouncer I had a role in the awesome tv serie called "Renegade" but he wasnt very impressed.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:06
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Fs! This has happend to me to. I went to a disco, but the bouncers wouldn't let me in.
And I didn't even bring a motorbike, axe or chainsaw.
I've been done wrong by their vigilante laws.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:06
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Gone
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What was the purpose of taking the axe in, anyway?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What was the purpose of taking the axe in, anyway?
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I live in Wales.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:21
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I live in Wales.
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I never knew Welsh people were so vicious that axes had to be employed in defense.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I never knew Welsh people were so vicious that axes had to be employed in defense.
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The best form of defence is attack, so if someone looks at your pint, it's good to have an axe in your hand.
In truth, the axe is really for a type of Indian dance which I have developed and I hope is going to take off nationally.
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22 Aug 2003, 17:45
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lolly roffle
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I didnt get let in a club on wednesday because i had an England flag wrapped round my neck :|.
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22 Aug 2003, 17:47
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cynic
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MM might appreciate this one:
one of my mates got turned away from trillions in newcastle last saturday night for not having any ID, his defence, which, to me, was a fairly good one, was to say to the bouncer
"but i'm 31 ffs!"
but the bouncer still wouldnt let him in
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22 Aug 2003, 22:12
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
MM might appreciate this one:
one of my mates got turned away from trillions in newcastle last saturday night for not having any ID, his defence, which, to me, was a fairly good one, was to say to the bouncer
"but i'm 31 ffs!"
but the bouncer still wouldnt let him in
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Your mate was proably acting like an asshole and if I was the bouncer I wouldn't let him in either for kicks.
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23 Aug 2003, 13:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by JC
I didnt get let in a club on wednesday because i had an England flag wrapped round my neck :|.
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Maybe it wasn't tight enough.
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23 Aug 2003, 14:21
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And you expected Kittens?
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I managed to get into a club with a Scythe once.
Mind you, it was some Halloween Fancy Dress thingy, and i wus dressed as the Grim reaper, but it was a real scythe 'n' all!!!
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23 Aug 2003, 14:26
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Skragg
I managed to get into a club with a Scythe once.
Mind you, it was some Halloween Fancy Dress thingy, and i wus dressed as the Grim reaper, but it was a real scythe 'n' all!!!
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Who argues with Death though?
It would have been more amusing if the bouncer challenged you to a game of chess though
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23 Aug 2003, 14:41
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Lucky
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in 5 weeks i've worked as bouncer-assistant, checking people on weapons and stuff, i never found more than a screwdriver...
i was dreaming about axes fs!
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23 Aug 2003, 16:26
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
MM might appreciate this one:
one of my mates got turned away from trillions in newcastle last saturday night for not having any ID, his defence, which, to me, was a fairly good one, was to say to the bouncer
"but i'm 31 ffs!"
but the bouncer still wouldnt let him in
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If a club has an ID policy, then it's probably not worth it, as likely most of the clinetele is 13 or under.
Can't talk about Trillians directly, as I've never been.
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23 Aug 2003, 17:14
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cynic
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you have lived in newcastle for a year and have never been to trillians or cubacuba??? how? i thought they would be right up your street!
also, intrepid00, my mate wasnt being a twat, we were just walking in, but we are never go9ing to let our mate live it down, cos its the first time i have ever seen anyone get id'd to get into trillians!
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23 Aug 2003, 17:54
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
you have lived in newcastle for a year and have never been to trillians or cubacuba??? how? i thought they would be right up your street!
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I honestly never got round to it. :/ And I went home most weekends, so....
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23 Aug 2003, 19:43
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by KoeN
in 5 weeks i've worked as bouncer-assistant, checking people on weapons and stuff, i never found more than a screwdriver...
i was dreaming about axes fs!
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you always searched me :S
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23 Aug 2003, 20:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
you always searched me :S
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Yea ... but you've always asked him too
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23 Aug 2003, 20:41
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Lucky
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heh, he did yes...
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23 Aug 2003, 20:58
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Re: Damn bouncers took my axe
Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I went out clubbin last night
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24 Aug 2003, 17:52
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Same thing happens in London mate. Last night bouncers wouldnt let me take my Battle Axe into the club. So I went in and left her at the door.
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