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30 Jul 2003, 12:06
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 482
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A Confession
I've been posting here for around two years now and I can't live with my secret any longer. I'm not who you think I am... I am actually....... a monkey.
I was born in 1970 in Central Africa and it was obvious that I was different to the other monkeys. The day I built a canoe really convinced my parents that I was unlike any other monkey in the group. I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees.
I wandered around, alone, for a few years, before being adopted by a family from Stoke who were on a safari. Since then, lifes been good. I can't go out of course but I do have the internet and thats how you came to know me.
I just hope you don't think less of me for this and for those with doubt, click the following link for conclusive proof that I really am a monkey:
Me
Peace my friends, or oaao uu mewuaaya, to use my monkey tongue.
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30 Jul 2003, 12:11
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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I knew it all along!
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30 Jul 2003, 12:19
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 482
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
Hey...wanna maybe go out for a bannana sometime?
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Your not a real monkey.
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30 Jul 2003, 12:30
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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Spam gets taken to the next level of sophistication.. nice.
Alright the bar has just been raised for the rest of you butt-monkeys!
=[DJ Bass]=
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30 Jul 2003, 12:30
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Wankoverable
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: wherever I am
Posts: 726
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i dont see the picture man!
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30 Jul 2003, 12:52
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
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die Verbindung arbeitet nicht
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30 Jul 2003, 13:24
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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I always thought you were a bit hairier than usual.
*pets sword*
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30 Jul 2003, 14:10
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
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Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by sword
16th of August, 1986,
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exactley 11 days after I was born!
coincedence? I think not!
p.s your picture doesnt work
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30 Jul 2003, 14:17
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 482
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Re: Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by SepH
exactley 11 days after I was born!
coincedence? I think not!
p.s your picture doesnt work
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The picture works for me?
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30 Jul 2003, 14:50
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Guest
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Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by sword
16th of August, 1986
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That's when I was born! - is that really your birthday?
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30 Jul 2003, 14:56
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Do you **** all over the floor?
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30 Jul 2003, 14:56
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Do you **** all over the floor?
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he is from Stoke...
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30 Jul 2003, 14:59
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by one
That's when I was born! - is that really your birthday?
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I never thought I would encounter someone so excited about the possiblity of sharing a birthday with a monkey.
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30 Jul 2003, 15:18
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Cute Kitten
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 724
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Its my birthday today. It seems I share it with many people.
Guess today is a good day for a birthday.
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30 Jul 2003, 15:21
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 482
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People are mis-reading part of my confession!
"I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees."
So, the 16th of August is not my birthday, it's the day I stole a pick up truck
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30 Jul 2003, 16:04
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Wankoverable
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: wherever I am
Posts: 726
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
People are mis-reading part of my confession!
"I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees."
So, the 16th of August is not my birthday, it's the day I stole a pick up truck
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there is a typo in your custom title, monkey
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30 Jul 2003, 16:24
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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What's the average life expectancy of such a monkey?
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30 Jul 2003, 16:26
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Star teh mog0r
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: The Black Lagoon
Posts: 152
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wow sword is not only a talking monkey, but he also is a monkey that can head up a funneh allaince
GIVE THAT MONKEH A BANANA FFS
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30 Jul 2003, 18:26
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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I knew you was a monkey!
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30 Jul 2003, 18:38
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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Re: Re: Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by sword
The picture works for me?
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That's because it's in your cache, you stupid lower primate.
Monkeys should not be allowed to fiddle.
In fact just for that I'm blaming you for AIDS.
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30 Jul 2003, 18:45
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Does this mean that Dagger is a monkeyhuman******?
:eek:
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30 Jul 2003, 18:50
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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I still love you
I guess you'll be wanting s instead of s now though, won't you?
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30 Jul 2003, 19:20
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Naked & Profane
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 357
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Re: Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by SepH
your picture doesnt work
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Same
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30 Jul 2003, 19:36
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 482
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Re: Re: Re: Re: A Confession
Quote:
Originally posted by sayonara
That's because it's in your cache, you stupid lower primate.
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I never said I was a bright monkey
Anyway, try this link for the photo evidence of my monkiness:
Hmmm...??
*workmonkey for mod and stuff
*some monkeys can live for ages
*Dagger is a chimp
*thanks Flayer, sorted
*have you ever wondered how many fish there are in the sea? I bet there are billions!
*wubb u 2 SYMM, glad my monkiness hasn't turned you off
*sword wuffles wiff Leshy
*i'm from Africa, not Stoke!
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30 Jul 2003, 19:38
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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MUNKEH!
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30 Jul 2003, 23:54
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
Posts: 2,474
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Quote:
Originally posted by starmog
GIVE THAT MONKEH A BANANA FFS
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
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We shall remember them.
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31 Jul 2003, 10:52
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
Posts: 357
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You will be working for me from now on, bitch..
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