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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 12:06   #1
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I've been posting here for around two years now and I can't live with my secret any longer. I'm not who you think I am... I am actually....... a monkey.

I was born in 1970 in Central Africa and it was obvious that I was different to the other monkeys. The day I built a canoe really convinced my parents that I was unlike any other monkey in the group. I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees.

I wandered around, alone, for a few years, before being adopted by a family from Stoke who were on a safari. Since then, lifes been good. I can't go out of course but I do have the internet and thats how you came to know me.

I just hope you don't think less of me for this and for those with doubt, click the following link for conclusive proof that I really am a monkey:

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Peace my friends, or oaao uu mewuaaya, to use my monkey tongue.
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 12:11   #2
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 12:19   #3
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Hey...wanna maybe go out for a bannana sometime?
Your not a real monkey.
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 12:30   #4
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Spam gets taken to the next level of sophistication.. nice.

Alright the bar has just been raised for the rest of you butt-monkeys!

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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 12:52   #6
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I always thought you were a bit hairier than usual.

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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 14:10   #8
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Re: A Confession
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16th of August, 1986,
exactley 11 days after I was born!
coincedence? I think not!

p.s your picture doesnt work
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 14:17   #9
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exactley 11 days after I was born!
coincedence? I think not!

p.s your picture doesnt work
The picture works for me?
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 14:50   #10
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16th of August, 1986
That's when I was born! - is that really your birthday?
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 14:56   #11
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Do you **** all over the floor?
he is from Stoke...
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That's when I was born! - is that really your birthday?
I never thought I would encounter someone so excited about the possiblity of sharing a birthday with a monkey.
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 15:18   #14
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Its my birthday today. It seems I share it with many people.

Guess today is a good day for a birthday.
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 15:21   #15
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People are mis-reading part of my confession!

"I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees."

So, the 16th of August is not my birthday, it's the day I stole a pick up truck
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People are mis-reading part of my confession!

"I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the trees."

So, the 16th of August is not my birthday, it's the day I stole a pick up truck
there is a typo in your custom title, monkey
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Re: Re: Re: A Confession
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The picture works for me?
That's because it's in your cache, you stupid lower primate.

Monkeys should not be allowed to fiddle.

In fact just for that I'm blaming you for AIDS.

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Does this mean that Dagger is a monkeyhuman******?
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Unread 30 Jul 2003, 19:36   #24
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Re: Re: Re: Re: A Confession
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That's because it's in your cache, you stupid lower primate.
I never said I was a bright monkey

Anyway, try this link for the photo evidence of my monkiness:

Hmmm...??


*workmonkey for mod and stuff

*some monkeys can live for ages

*Dagger is a chimp

*thanks Flayer, sorted

*have you ever wondered how many fish there are in the sea? I bet there are billions!

*wubb u 2 SYMM, glad my monkiness hasn't turned you off

*sword wuffles wiff Leshy

*i'm from Africa, not Stoke!
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