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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 11:17   #1
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Something funny just happened..
I went upstairs to the restaurant to get a sandwich, I had a boozy night out last night and my stomach was crying out in pain.

I couldnt decide what sandwich to have so the little philipino lady behind the counter suggested that I have a cheese and cucumber sandwich 'velly nice' she said. So I ordered one.

Then she says to me 'velly solly, we got no more cheese'.

'OK' I say 'I'll have ham and cucumber instead.

Then she says 'oh, velly solly again, I got no more bread'

'why you pick all the things I dont have' she said to me.

We then ageed between us that it would be best if I just had the cucumber, which I took and am eating now.
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I read this twice looking for something funny.

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That is actually funny if you think about it, like buying a sandwhich, only to find that all the stuff you want on it is not available, and then at the end, it turns out they got no bread, and Crashtester is now siting there eating a cucumber for his lunch? Heh
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I am sure it would go down really well in the comedy store: man reats cucumber for lunch because shop runs out of bread and cheese.
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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 13:18   #7
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I am sure it would go down really well in the comedy store: man reats cucumber for lunch because shop runs out of bread and cheese.
Well there you go, your being too analytical to see the humour value, your seeing all the words but your just picking out the base information.

What do you do for a living out of curiosity?
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I did not find it very funny either.
Im begining to become like them.

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one with a panda.
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one with a panda.
Is it a ..... naked panda??
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Is it a ..... naked panda??
no, it is actually a quite well heeled panda. without a banana
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no, it is actually a quite well heeled panda. without a banana
You must tell us the joke, it's in the unwritten rules!
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You must tell us the joke, it's in the unwritten rules!
It's pretty old, you have probably heard it before
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so, how was the cucumber?
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Compensating.
I thought it would be like, cool to have random quotes in my sig, or something.
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She just had a cucumber?
No bread?
No cheese?
Just a cucumber?

Have you given any thought to why this might be?
Ie is she a lonely woman?
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Because you'd stolen his tyres?
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Because you'd stolen his tyres?
Because I'd stolen his car, house, family, friends and local pub.

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Does it eat shoots and leaves?
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I had a boozy night out last night and my stomach was crying out in pain.
I think the crux of his post was this.

He's crying out for some rebel attention, awww
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Does it eat shoots and leaves?
that would be the one, yes.

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