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30 Oct 2002, 23:00

Almost every weekend, a Police Helicopter flys around my house late at night chasing robbers and stuff like that. It's really annoying, so I was thinking of buying a Surface To Air Missile to put a stop to the disturbance once and for all. I have tried ebay but theres nothing doing. Anyone got any suggestions?

NEWSBOT3 · 30 Oct 2002, 23:02

we have a wide variety of surplus russian hardware for sale

Tactitus · 30 Oct 2002, 23:04

Perhaps if you got rid of the robbers and stuff running around your house?

Plastic-Wrap · 30 Oct 2002, 23:06

everything is soooooo outdated on that site got any better ones??

30 Oct 2002, 23:10

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Originally posted by NEWSBOT3
we have a wide variety of surplus russian hardware for sale

Brilliant, thanks dude. I am interested in the S-SRP10145 SAM, but there is no price shown and no online ordering facility, so I shall telephone in the morning for more details. Where else other than GD could you find an answer to such a strange question in less than 30 seconds other than here, on GD

Chrism · 30 Oct 2002, 23:16

If you have the money, the French will sell anything to anyone.

30 Oct 2002, 23:16

Where do surface to air missiles go?
Surface to air or America to London!

Flobble · 30 Oct 2002, 23:33

your local newsagents probably sell some just now... if not, come to mine, the lil sh*ts round here have been buying them and they sound like bombs =/

30 Oct 2002, 23:35

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Surface to air or America to London!

Now why'na **** would that happen?

sayonara · 30 Oct 2002, 23:46

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Originally posted by Evil Truth
Almost every weekend, a Police Helicopter flys around my house late at night chasing robbers and stuff like that. It's really annoying

You must live near me then

Jammers · 30 Oct 2002, 23:46

Someone once tried to shoot down the police helicopter with a firework. They got caught when they asked how accurate and easy to aim they were.

Vermillion · 30 Oct 2002, 23:48

I could give you the names of about a dozen dealers, depending on what part of the world you were in, but then I would be out of a job and in jail with astonishing speed.

NEWSBOT3 · 30 Oct 2002, 23:49

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Originally posted by Vermillion
I could give you the names of about a dozen dealers, depending on what part of the world you were in, but then I would be out of a job and in jail with astonishing speed.

I worry about you.
Can you tell me your job, or would you 'have to kill me' ?

31 Oct 2002, 00:09

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Originally posted by MonotoneMan

Now why'na **** would that happen?

It's a question kid, a bot-stopper when you login to pa. And you have still managed to quote things wrong.

Scoot951 · 31 Oct 2002, 01:23

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Originally posted by NEWSBOT3
we have a wide variety of surplus russian hardware for sale

Oh my...

Do they take MasterCard? I'm interested in a T-90 and perhaps a submarine.

skiddy · 31 Oct 2002, 01:43

You may need this: http://www.rusarm.ru/products/ad/tungm.htm

I want one. Perhaps I'll trade in my Micra.

skiddy · 31 Oct 2002, 01:45

Changed my mind.

http://www.rusarm.ru/products/af/ka50.htm

That would get rid of the helicopter.

31 Oct 2002, 02:52

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you have still managed to quote things wrong

How so (keep in mind when answering this that you can **** off and die for all I care if you dont like my method of quoting)?

31 Oct 2002, 02:58

You are obviously not pressing the quote button are you? It comes in bold when you press the quote button, it says, "Orginally posted by xxxxxxxx".

31 Oct 2002, 03:02

You're right, I'm not pressing the quote button. I'm typing [ quote ] and [ /quote] (without the spaces in the brackets, of course). But I dont really mind that it doesn't tell who posted it originally.

31 Oct 2002, 03:40

But it hurts me deep down inside mono.

31 Oct 2002, 10:30

Check here for all yer weapons needs.

Xillah · 31 Oct 2002, 11:23

E-Bay has everything

Zapman · 31 Oct 2002, 11:38

Hmm, shame there's no prices listed. I'd love to finally silence a few "annoyances" with one of those nice rocket launchers... and this would sure look nice parked between all the middleclass cars around here, heh.

31 Oct 2002, 11:44

it is rather disturbing that i know someone who actually could get me one, or ten

shame i am far too poor or my boss would now be in lots of very small pieces
(jk, i am more inclined to use an axe, just as soon as i dont need him to pay my wages anymore)

Snurx · 31 Oct 2002, 12:25

Why not just "hijack" their flying computer, and make them crash into the villians?
Then you are rid two problems!

Zapman · 31 Oct 2002, 14:16

Mine the street in front of your house. Just watch out when you're going outside. And remember to park the car around the corner.

Ulysses · 31 Oct 2002, 14:20

The kids around here have been shooting off Rockets at the Police helicopter for weeks now.

Ulysses · 31 Oct 2002, 14:22

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Originally posted by Snurx
Why not just "hijack" their flying computer, and make them crash into the villians?
Then you are rid two problems!

Hmm, if I am not mistaken he mentioned a HELICOPTER, nothing about a flying computer?

Does anyone know where I can buy a flying computer, the one I have is the regular desk bound jobby..................?

Snurx · 31 Oct 2002, 14:24

My meaning was, get accses via a remote controll to the flying computer in the helicopter.
So it kinda becomes a model helikopter in big scala.

Ulysses · 31 Oct 2002, 14:32

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Originally posted by Snurx
My meaning was, get accses via a remote controll to the flying computer in the helicopter.
So it kinda becomes a model helikopter in big scala.

I know,

I was being P E D A N T I C.

Fluffie · 31 Oct 2002, 15:29

http://www.rusarm.ru/products/af/tu22.htm

just bomb the place the helicopters come from.. if you get one, there are bound to come more, get them all at once!