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Unread 5 Feb 2006, 18:49   #1
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I ran the risk

and I failed.

My girlfriend has my dressing gown, when I say girlfriend I think we are split up but she hasnt confirmed/denied that yet...anyway I dont have my dressing gown and my towel was in the shower.

I sleep naked, and didnt see the point of putting on my boxers for what is literally a two second step out of the door into the corridor into the shower.

So I gave it a crack, i listened out and I heard nothing.

I left my room, then my housemate opened her door. She saw that I was naked, smiled and went back into her room.

I wonder what she must be thinking
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Unread 5 Feb 2006, 19:01   #2
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Re: I ran the risk

"It looks just like a penis, except smaller" i'd imagine
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You don't have a towel?
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Re: I ran the risk

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You don't have a towel?
it was in the shower room, oh well not as if they havent seen a penis before
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Re: I ran the risk

is she beatifull?
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Re: I ran the risk

I think it'd be safe to say she's better looking than Pig.

Although we could also say that about the jumpers from 9/11...
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Re: I ran the risk

I didnt know there were girls in birmingham who had not yet seen it
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Re: I ran the risk

Well she has seen you naked, so it would only be fair if she would show herself to you now.

At least, thats what i would say to her..
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it was in the shower room, oh well not as if they havent seen a penis before
Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
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Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).
what a way to ruin an orgasm...
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Re: I ran the risk

I don't think Shane Ritchie had your game in mind pig
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Re: I ran the risk

She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
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Re: I ran the risk

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She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
Just sneak into her room when shes asleep and give her some "Surprise Sex" whilst wearing a gimp mask so she cant identify you. Then chloroform the bitch and go back to sleep next door so she thinks its a bad dream.

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She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
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That's what the sink in your room is for
As someone whos never stayed in Halls , i cant comment on what students use their sink for other than washing their face and brushing their teeth (which is why theyre there).
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Re: I ran the risk

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Had you been masturbating, and ran for the bathroom instead of depositing into Kleenex/Socks , etc , that would have been considerably more embaressing (This did occur to a friend of mine in the Halls of Residence at Stirling Uni, and my god how we havent let him forget it!).

I have also seen many similar things of hilarity while being in the halls of Stirling Uni.
Some pleasant as well as disturbing. The naked Scandinavian girls running around is one memorable moment(just in case your wondering that was one of the pleasant things) As for the unpleasant, well, i'm still recovering
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As someone whos never stayed in Halls , i cant comment on what students use their sink for other than washing their face and brushing their teeth (which is why theyre there).
You use your sink to have a piss, or at least I do ;o
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You use your sink to have a piss, or at least I do ;o
Remind me never to visit your room.
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Remind me never to visit your room.
of course i clean my sink, but sometimes i cant be bothered to go to the toilet etc
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Re: I ran the risk

I graduated a couple years ago Environmental Science
i'd say its a pretty good uni but i think its went downhill in science since i left.
Social life is pretty good few good pubs around( student union is crap tho)
Clubs are poor. Tho you are close to Glasgow and edinburgh.

Male female was about 50-50 i was there a few weeks back. And damn was there a lot of stunners around.

Its fun drunken swims in the loch always go down well. Think one of my friends still has about 5 flags he borrowed from the golf course there.
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