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9 Mar 2004, 21:57
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Slap Machine
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
clowns aint funny at all...
even when i was a child i didnt like it...
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9 Mar 2004, 22:08
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
ask pab
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9 Mar 2004, 22:10
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
No lewdness, thank you. This is a serious and challenging debate.
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9 Mar 2004, 22:13
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Slap Machine
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Oh, really!?
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9 Mar 2004, 22:23
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Yes. Really. Which means that we avoid mentioning certain people who may or may not have certain intimate interests in this thread.
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9 Mar 2004, 22:47
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
"Of the 300 or so clowns in the UK around 50% work full time, says Clown Bluey,"
Clowns seem pretty much dead already
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9 Mar 2004, 22:48
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
What, no pab posts?
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9 Mar 2004, 22:48
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
How do they know that there's three hundred? Is that counting amateur or 'weekend' clowning?
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9 Mar 2004, 23:10
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
What, no pab posts?
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It's only been here for an hour. He isn't that eager.
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10 Mar 2004, 00:43
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cynic
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
oh yes he is!
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10 Mar 2004, 00:59
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
I hope so.
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10 Mar 2004, 00:59
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Clowns are one of the scariest things ever*
*After murderes, canibals etc
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10 Mar 2004, 01:25
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Hey so I saw this thread about clowns and it turns out there were clowns in it.
No girl ones though. Shit thread, I rate it a minus-three.
And Bobby Vaughn was sooo much better in the Man from U.N.C.L.E god dammit. I miss that, and Get Smart from daytime tv and would very much like to see a return.
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10 Mar 2004, 01:56
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
*After murderes,
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I nominate this for the most original spelling of a word so far this year.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:01
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Godfather
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
thats not tony benn
thats the man from uncle.
(duh)
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10 Mar 2004, 02:04
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
It ****ing looks like Tony Benn.
btw, I was under the impression, based on various conversations with my associates, that Pab was into male clowns.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:06
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
If by 'associates' you mean 'Mark and RR' then you've been horribly misinformed.
The conversation was along the lines of 'Would you do a girl dressed as a clown'. That simple.
And people ****ing agreed with me, and Mark can't handle that.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:08
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Godfather
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
http://www.manfromuncle.org/mfutv.jpg
it makes most modern TV shows look like crap
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10 Mar 2004, 02:09
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Can't touch this.
Hammertime.
Ps. Every time I see the blond dude in anything else I can't help but shout 'KURYAKIN!'. Bastard TV.
Pps. I quite seriously injured my brother doing a Napolean Solo trade-mark chop.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:14
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
haha sounds stupid?
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10 Mar 2004, 02:15
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
RR said that you essentially became unstable and they nearly threw you out of a pub because you got too 'excited.' His description of events never mentioned any women, and I presumed from what he had to say that it was a homoerotic fetish that was accidentally divulged in public and got totally out of control.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:23
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Damn his eyes.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:25
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
So it's true?
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10 Mar 2004, 02:43
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
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10 Mar 2004, 02:45
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
So who decided that talking about shagging clowns would be a good idea in the first place?
We want answers.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:47
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Me.
There was a lull in the conversation, we'd been drinking, I asked. Just sort of popped into my head. The vision of a particularly attractive female clown, that is.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:51
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
The vision of a particularly attractive female clown, that is.
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Tbh I'm rather disapointed that you didn't think of something even more perverse.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:52
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
The clown paint went all the way down, if it helps.
Edit:
And it smudges.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:59
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
This needs to be made into the latest 'Your a Homo' pic.
Someone plz deliver. Ta.
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10 Mar 2004, 03:00
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
That would tie the words 'Napoleon Solo' with the word 'faggot' or 'homo' and I for one won't stand for it!
An alternative reply which I was considering was 'Why, is he your boyfriend? LOLOLOLOL' but you'd have just cut me down.
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10 Mar 2004, 03:16
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
I wouldn't, I am the upholder of free speech on this forum and I toil ceaselessly against the fascists that would prevent you from making a crappy koke like that that noone would find funny.
Moron.
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10 Mar 2004, 03:22
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
making a crappy koke
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Moron.
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HEY LOOK I'M MARK!
No really, this amused.
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10 Mar 2004, 03:31
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
I just reviewed this post and I have decided on a course of action as laid out below:
a) Edit my post
b) Delete yours
c) Ban user
d) Close forum
e) Reset the Internet
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10 Mar 2004, 03:34
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
I've not been banned yet, ever =( Go on, just for a day. You know you want to.
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10 Mar 2004, 03:37
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
What's in it for me?
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10 Mar 2004, 03:37
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
I don't know. Screw it, ban someone useful. Kura! He'll never know.
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10 Mar 2004, 04:53
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I just reviewed this post and I have decided on a course of action as laid out below:
a) Edit my post
b) Delete yours
c) Ban user
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I'll have an e please Bob.
Woha I just realised while that show got cancelled off daytime tv
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10 Mar 2004, 10:40
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
How do they know that there's three hundred? Is that counting amateur or 'weekend' clowning?
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Maybe they're all part of the Clowning Union
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10 Mar 2004, 10:52
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cynic
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
RR said that you essentially became unstable and they nearly threw you out of a pub because you got too 'excited.' His description of events never mentioned any women, and I presumed from what he had to say that it was a homoerotic fetish that was accidentally divulged in public and got totally out of control.
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i never mentioned the word 'unstable'
and they couldnt have thrown us out, iirc there was only 1 member of staff, and she was too busy pissing herself laughing as well to do anything.
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10 Mar 2004, 12:34
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
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I nominate this for the most original spelling of a word so far this year.
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I'd had a few pints
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10 Mar 2004, 15:35
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Re: Clowns - Defunct?
Quote:
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i never mentioned the word 'unstable'
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