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12 Mar 2004, 14:40
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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lolly roffle!
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets
his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're
gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get
tits too."
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12 Mar 2004, 14:43
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: lolly roffle!
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and
asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving
badly?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was
the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"
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12 Mar 2004, 14:44
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Blumenau, SC - Brazil
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Re: lolly roffle!
it´s supose to be funny, right?
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12 Mar 2004, 14:46
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: lolly roffle!
It's much like yourself.
Both jokes try to be funny, but clearly are not.
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12 Mar 2004, 14:49
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Blumenau, SC - Brazil
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Re: lolly roffle!
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Originally Posted by skiddy
It's much like yourself.
Both jokes try to be funny, but clearly are not.
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hey, i dont try to be funny 
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12 Mar 2004, 14:49
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: lolly roffle!
leister player walks up to a german women, asks her to go back to his room, she says nein, so he gets his 8 mates
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And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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12 Mar 2004, 14:51
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: lolly roffle!
Funny.
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you
for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action
Man, she fakes it with Ken."
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12 Mar 2004, 14:51
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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Re: lolly roffle!
What's the difference between Man Utd and Leicester City?
Leicester are still in Europe!
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12 Mar 2004, 15:07
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Re: lolly roffle!
That last joke is fantastic
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12 Mar 2004, 16:55
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Lurker
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Escosía
Posts: 623
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Re: lolly roffle!
Indeed.
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12 Mar 2004, 16:58
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 1,967
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Re: lolly roffle!
This thread tries to hard.
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