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13 Jun 2005, 02:13
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Heh, Leeds !
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Ooooooh
I've just been chasing burgliars.
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13 Jun 2005, 02:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ooooooh
I assume that's slang for ****in men in the arse *shrug*
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13 Jun 2005, 02:47
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Re: Ooooooh
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I assume that's slang for ****in men in the arse *shrug*
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turd-burglars
Actually Vaio, it sounds like a story so why haven't you told it?
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13 Jun 2005, 02:49
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Re: Ooooooh
i'll do it in the morning, it's time for some loving (cause I am the big hero and that)
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13 Jun 2005, 03:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ooooooh
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i'll do it in the morning, it's time for some loving (cause I am the big hero and that)
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"I ****ed a man in the ass and now my wife's interested!"
Sure thing dude.
Sure thing.
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13 Jun 2005, 05:03
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Re: Ooooooh
people on GD have a worrying obsession with anal sex. Clearly their mind is on it all the time.
Wonder how long it is before theres a poll : " Giver or Taker "
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13 Jun 2005, 05:40
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Re: Ooooooh
I'm feeling a hate vibe here. I don't approve.
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13 Jun 2005, 06:10
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share the <3
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Phil^
people on GD have a worrying obsession with anal sex. Clearly their mind is on it all the time.
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we don't get enough
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13 Jun 2005, 06:11
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share the <3
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Re: Ooooooh
erm we don't give enough
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13 Jun 2005, 07:30
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Phil^
people on GD have a worrying obsession with anal sex. Clearly their mind is on it all the time.
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Actually it's pretty much only MM and Dace.
Which says it all really.
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13 Jun 2005, 11:41
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I've just been chasing burgliars.
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Thread does not deliver. We demand further explanation.
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Yeah.
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13 Jun 2005, 11:44
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I've just been chasing burgliars.
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was Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero in the background as well?
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13 Jun 2005, 12:53
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Actually it's pretty much only MM and Dace.
Which says it all really.
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That is so not the case.
I very rarely make any mention of anal sex.
Other forum users talk about it far more often than i.
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13 Jun 2005, 15:34
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
Ok, here's what happened.
About 2:00 this morning I heard some banging, so I asks about and no-one admitted to being responsible so I had a quick think and realised it was someone jumping onto the garden table we have outside so I quickly grabbed some clothes to investigate. For some reason I decided that the intruder would be suitably intimidated by my Homer Simpson shirt so I put that on. I rushed downstairs and found girly's son had seen someone jumping over the fence. I quickly took control and told him to get to the top of the road and walk down the alleyway, his mate I told to stay at the back window and see what happens and if he feels brave enough to go through the back door if needed. I rushed round down the street to enter the alley from the other side.
With this cunning plan sorted, battle commenced.
I got to the bottom of the alley (crunching along because of the gravel, this never happens in movies fs) and prepared to surprise the intruder who knda sorta wasn't there. The fecker had seen someone at the back window and bolted while I was making my way out. I didn't realise this until after I had nearly clubbed poor greg with a handy plank (I was out of lightning bolts, it was late....) when I heard someone behind the bush half way up the alley, Once we realised that there was no-one there anymore I had a look to see where he had gone and realised he had bolted over the fence to the next street over so I did the same. I was feeling quite Bruce Willis like right upto the point where I tripped and fell flat on my face in someone's garden which woke them up. Lights where coming on as I made my excuses and left.
So we phoned the forces of law and order who had a wander about and that was it.
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13 Jun 2005, 15:57
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Re: Ooooooh
You big, handsome hero...
*swoon*
Feel better now?
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13 Jun 2005, 16:04
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
I feel the urge to get out the sewing machine and making a superhero costume with a cape natch.
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13 Jun 2005, 17:00
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I was feeling quite Bruce Willis like right upto the point where I tripped and fell flat on my face in someone's garden which woke them up
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So when you say you've been being a hero you mean you ran around through other peoples gardens, fell over and made a fool out of yourself.
My hero!
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13 Jun 2005, 17:38
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Re: Ooooooh
I think it's good for all concerned that you didn't catch them.
'Tony Martin mK II'
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13 Jun 2005, 17:42
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Re: Ooooooh
I think unlike Tony Martin he would've had the shit kicked out of him, lets be honest, GD poster vs hardened criminal, I know where my money is...
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13 Jun 2005, 17:43
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
So when you say you've been being a hero you mean you ran around through other peoples gardens, fell over and made a fool out of yourself.
My hero!
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Pretty much, I was hoping my super balancing powers would have saved me as one of my cats bit me yesterday. I'll have to put her in the microwave a bit longer as the radioactivity must have worn off.
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13 Jun 2005, 17:44
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Re: Ooooooh
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I think unlike Tony Martin he would've had the shit kicked out of him, lets be honest, GD poster vs hardened criminal, I know where my money is...
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I'd have gone easy on him
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13 Jun 2005, 17:45
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Re: Ooooooh
just put it in a bag, tie off the top and take a trip to the nearest pond.
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13 Jun 2005, 17:53
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Re: Ooooooh
Vaio, can we see you in your costume [complete with Homer T-shirt?]
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13 Jun 2005, 17:54
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Re: Ooooooh
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I'd have gone easy on him
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What if they'd turned out to be an Afro-Carribean gay?
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13 Jun 2005, 17:59
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
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What if they'd turned out to be an Afro-Carribean gay?
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Does it make a difference, even if Carlisle had Afro-Carribean gays ?
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13 Jun 2005, 18:04
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
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Vaio, can we see you in your costume [complete with Homer T-shirt?]
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Hello ?
Secret identity remember.......
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13 Jun 2005, 18:15
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Re: Ooooooh
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I'd have gone easy on him
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Youd have used lube?
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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13 Jun 2005, 18:20
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Re: Ooooooh
GD is the epitome of secrecy... a closed society of mysterious indviduals communicating through an exclusive
forum hidden within the depths of the tangled web of the evil Jolt Corporation, each member having met the
twisted criteria* to join...each plotting a scheme of devious proportions, overshadowed by the sinister man
known only as The Godfather- "JammyJim"....
*An unhinged mind is compulsory, narcissim and masochism are optional.
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13 Jun 2005, 18:23
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Re: Ooooooh
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GD is the epitome of secrecy... a closed society of mysterious indviduals communicating through an exclusive
forum hidden within the depths of the tangled web of the evil Jolt Corporation, each member having met the
twisted criteria* to join...each plotting a scheme of devious proportions, overshadowed by the sinister man
known only as The Godfather- "JammyJim"....
*An unhinged mind is compulsory, narcissim and masochism are optional.
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Right now, the creators of the English language are spinning in their graves so quickly, they could power a city the size of Oxford.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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13 Jun 2005, 19:56
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share the <3
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Re: Ooooooh
Vaio failed to mention the bit where he cornered the thief after a prolonged chase, then rodney trotter style started doing a runner when he realised he didn't know what to do next.
Anyway good hunting vaio
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13 Jun 2005, 20:20
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Ooooooh
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
Vaio failed to mention the bit where he cornered the thief after a prolonged chase, then rodney trotter style started doing a runner when he realised he didn't know what to do next.
Anyway good hunting vaio
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